mynameisjoe
3/11/2008, 07:41 PM
I have to share a long, but sweet story with you guys which will brighten your day.
Today I had to go back home to Plano for a doctor's appointment. Afterwards, I went to the CVS on Preston Road between Legacy and Spring Creek to get my prescription. After getting my meds, I pulled out onto Preston going southbound after looking carefully for oncoming traffic. Since I pulled out onto the far left lane, I sped up quickly to the speed limit, which was 45.
This was when I noticed this woman in a Lexus suv on her cell phone driving VERY fast behind me. She changed lanes and barely avoided rear-ending me. She even had the cojones to angrily honk at me while doing all of this. While speeding past me, I noticed she had a Whorns sticker on the back of her car. This combination by this point had made me quite angry.
After crossing Spring Creek, the Whorn decided to slow down to get next to me. She proceeded to open her window and start screaming at me, all while still being on her phone I opened my window and yelled back at her. She must have seen the OU sticker I have on the back of my car because she screamed "You f****** Okie, learn to f****** drive!" This cracks me because first of all, I clearly have a Texas license plate on my car and have only lived in Oklahoma for about 2 and a half years. Second of all, when I get angry and yell, I yell in a strong Canadian accent, since I lived there for most of my life. Normally in a road rage incident, this is where the story would end. But it gets better.
While she was still yelling at me, she failed to notice the person in front of her slowing down to turn right into a parking lot. Still looking at me, she SLAMS into the car in front of her with a sickening thud. I freaked out a bit since it looked like a really bad accident, so I pulled over and called 911. But both of them looked fine. The guy she slammed into had a brand new Ford truck, so understandably got out of his truck and screamed at the dumb whorn woman. The cops soon show up and take all of our information and ran our licenses. It turns out that the whorn apparently racks up speeding tickets like Ricky Williams racks up substance violations. The cop ended up giving her a reckless driving ticket. She even complained that her "neck was sore" and demanded to be taken to a hospital. As the EMTs were loading her up, I decided to get back at her for the Okie comment, and flashed her the Hook 'em.
This made my day, perhaps my week, and I hope it made yours.
Today I had to go back home to Plano for a doctor's appointment. Afterwards, I went to the CVS on Preston Road between Legacy and Spring Creek to get my prescription. After getting my meds, I pulled out onto Preston going southbound after looking carefully for oncoming traffic. Since I pulled out onto the far left lane, I sped up quickly to the speed limit, which was 45.
This was when I noticed this woman in a Lexus suv on her cell phone driving VERY fast behind me. She changed lanes and barely avoided rear-ending me. She even had the cojones to angrily honk at me while doing all of this. While speeding past me, I noticed she had a Whorns sticker on the back of her car. This combination by this point had made me quite angry.
After crossing Spring Creek, the Whorn decided to slow down to get next to me. She proceeded to open her window and start screaming at me, all while still being on her phone I opened my window and yelled back at her. She must have seen the OU sticker I have on the back of my car because she screamed "You f****** Okie, learn to f****** drive!" This cracks me because first of all, I clearly have a Texas license plate on my car and have only lived in Oklahoma for about 2 and a half years. Second of all, when I get angry and yell, I yell in a strong Canadian accent, since I lived there for most of my life. Normally in a road rage incident, this is where the story would end. But it gets better.
While she was still yelling at me, she failed to notice the person in front of her slowing down to turn right into a parking lot. Still looking at me, she SLAMS into the car in front of her with a sickening thud. I freaked out a bit since it looked like a really bad accident, so I pulled over and called 911. But both of them looked fine. The guy she slammed into had a brand new Ford truck, so understandably got out of his truck and screamed at the dumb whorn woman. The cops soon show up and take all of our information and ran our licenses. It turns out that the whorn apparently racks up speeding tickets like Ricky Williams racks up substance violations. The cop ended up giving her a reckless driving ticket. She even complained that her "neck was sore" and demanded to be taken to a hospital. As the EMTs were loading her up, I decided to get back at her for the Okie comment, and flashed her the Hook 'em.
This made my day, perhaps my week, and I hope it made yours.