Wanna see the new Incredible Hulk trailer?

[bri]

Yeah, me neither.

But if you're bored enough, Universal is attaching it to Doomsday. Come for The Incredible Hulk trailer, stay for Rhona Mitra's *ss in black spandex!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Speaking of the Hulk...

Apparently Brooke Hogan's friend Christiane Plante slept with Hulk Hogan while he was separated from Linda. Christiane came clean to the National Enquirer - for a chunk of change. Brooke is none too happy about it and vented her feelings on her MySpace blog, according to Page Six:

"I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father . . . I think we're all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."

Here's what Christiane said to the National Enquirer about her fling with the Hulkster:

“My relationship with Terry [Bollea, Hogan’s real name] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed,” Plante said. “Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.

“Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions,” Plante added. “I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Neither Brooke's entry nor Christiane's Enquirer story are online anymore so somebody's lawyers had a field day with this news. I'm pretty sure the Hulk banged this Christiane chick. Mostly because he's awesome, but also because he got tired of doing a female version of himself. Which is unfortunate because any guy that dates Brooke will have to do a lady Hulk as well. I mean, seriously, I just now noticed the chin. It took me a while on account of the boobies, but I persevered for the sake of journalistic integrity. Eat it, Bob Woodward.-SF:D

[bri]

I wouldn't mind jobbing to Brooke...:D

[KC//CRIMSON]

Oh man, can you imagine having that bent over the sofa and on the down stroke when big daddy Hulk walks in?

AAARRRGGGGGGHHH!!!! YOU'RE DEAD, BROTHER!!

I'd run around screaming like a little girl with my pants wrapped around my ankles and all kinds of Oh Hellz!

Next time Brooke, we get it on in a NASA sealed space chamber.;)

[bri]

Wuss. I'd just look up at him, smile, and say "Look, I'm doing what you did to the entire undercard in the 80's!"

High-five! :D

[Mixer!]

Heh, Kidman & Canyon come to mind.

[bri]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Torrie...

Wait, what? Sorry, I got distracted. :D

[Frozen Sooner]

Wuss. I'd just look up at him, smile, and say "Look, I'm doing what you did to the entire undercard in the 80's!"

High-five! :D

I dare you to try to pick Brooke up and say "I can't lift you! It's like Wrestlemania 3 up in this bitch!"

[bri]

I dare you to try to pick Brooke up and say "I can't lift you! It's like Wrestlemania 3 up in this bitch!"

"It's time to go down an implant size, my sexy lil' Hulkster!"

[RADsooner]

Oh man, can you imagine having that bent over the sofa and on the down stroke big daddy Hulk walks in?

AAARRRGGGGGGHHH!!!! YOU'RE DEAD, BROTHER!!

I'd run around screaming like a little girl with my pants wrapped around my ankles and all kinds of Oh Hellz!

Next time Brooke, we get it on in a NASA sealed space chamber.;)


ya know........according to Rodney Carrington- nobody wants to fight a nekkid guy...........so you might be ok. ;)

[KC//CRIMSON]

Wuss. I'd just look up at him, smile, and say "Look, I'm doing what you did to the entire undercard in the 80's!"

High-five! :D


With my luck, I'd say Snap into a Slim Jim!

High-five!

Wait? Doh!:eek:

[bri]

That's why you'd be paired up with Bobby Heenan or Freddie Blassie. Not everyone has the kind of mic skills needed to reach the top of the card on their own. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

That's why you'd be paired up with Bobby Heenan or Freddie Blassie. Not everyone has the kind of mic skills needed to reach the top of the card on their own. ;)

Didn't stop Randy Orton or Brock Lesnar.

[bri]

Actually, Brock was paired with Paul Heyman when he first debuted because he was weak on the mic, and they've done such a good job of letting Trips and Cena do all the talking leading into the triple threat at 'Mania that young Randall hasn't had to talk much. Which is good, 'cause he is horrible.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Didn't stop Randy Orton or Brock Lesnar.

Frank Mir stopped Lesnar.;)

[Frozen Sooner]

That he did. Someone's going to have to teach Brock more than "Go punch that dude in his head" if he's going to be in UFC.

Seriously. I've seen the guy fight twice, and his only move is "Punch that dude in his head until he falls over. Then punch him in his head until he gives up."

[bri]

Heh, gravity stopped Lesnar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUtkxITKtmI). :D

[Frozen Sooner]

PUNCH THAT DUDE IN HIS HEAD! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XLkqQwIT2k)

[Hot Rod]

PUNCH THAT DUDE IN HIS HEAD! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XLkqQwIT2k)

"I am such an admiration for guys who roll on the floor with 'utter guys" - John Bender

[StoopTroup]

They got game - Dr. Ben Dover

[StoopTroup]

BTW...

What the heck happened to his ear?

Tap Tap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9PHLccseI&feature=related)

[bri]

Ah yes, the dreaded Cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Califlower_ear). Yet another reason I'm glad I chose basketball over wrestling. :D

[KC//CRIMSON]

I give you.....Christiane Plante

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/03/12/0312_christiane_plante_myspace_00.jpg

and yes, like a double bacon cheeseburger dipped in ranch!

[bri]

Hell yes I would, and I wouldn't no-sell the orgasm. I would Hulk up and drop the big leg on her, tho. :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I would tell her Yes..I am a Model

http://www.areavoices.com/wrestling/images/thumbnail/rick_martel1.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Arrogance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKh0zaXf6js)