Biggest Fraud in History of Music Industry Rewarded With Induction Into Hall of Fame [Archive]

tbl

3/11/2008, 10:13 AM

The DC5 tribute was pretty good, except for the fat old black dude that was playing his harmonica in a completely different key than the song that was being played. Painful.

You can't really argue with Johnny Cougar going in. Madonna, I can understand. Do they not have a Pop HOF?

bri

3/11/2008, 10:15 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316700,00.html

Good jorb.

Apparently the answer to "Who do you have to blow to get into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame?" is "everyone".

Mjcpr

3/11/2008, 10:16 AM

I was glad to hear that she has lost her British accent. :rolleyes:

GottaHavePride

3/11/2008, 02:12 PM

I was seriously expecting Michael Bolton.

Or John Tesh.

mxATVracer10

3/11/2008, 02:51 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about Milli Vanilli :O

sooneron

3/11/2008, 03:10 PM

I thought this was going to be about Rush [ducks]!

:D

crawfish

3/11/2008, 03:46 PM

Cougar > Mellencamp

TUSooner

3/11/2008, 04:14 PM

i was not expecting Madonna from that description...

That's EXACTLY who I was thinking of.

Really.

soonerboomer93

3/11/2008, 04:22 PM

I thought this thread was going to be about Milli Vanilli :O

so was I

(well, or Rush, but they might be in it already)

soonerbrat

3/11/2008, 04:34 PM

I was seriously expecting Michael Bolton.

Or John Tesh.

i was expecting Milli Vanilli or the Monkees

silverwheels

3/11/2008, 04:41 PM

So I guess anyone can get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame now? :confused:

KC//CRIMSON

3/11/2008, 05:47 PM

I was glad to hear that she lost her British accent and Britney found it :rolleyes:

;)

bri

3/11/2008, 05:54 PM

So I guess anyone can get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame now? :confused:

Dear Alice Cooper,

Yeah, look. We know you're all awesome and influenced an entire generation of theatric "shock-rockers". But until you make a coffee table book where you show us your goodies and gargle Big Daddy Kane's spunk like it's Scope, you're just not "Hall Of Fame" material. Sorry, dude.

Yours,
The Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame

GottaHavePride

3/11/2008, 08:22 PM

i was expecting Milli Vanilli or the Monkees

Watchoo talkin' about? The Monkees were awesome.

mynameisjoe

3/11/2008, 08:25 PM

I thought this was going to be about Rush [ducks]!

:D

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

;)

shaun4411

3/11/2008, 08:32 PM

i was expecting Milli Vanilli or the Monkees

so was i!!!

GottaHavePride

3/11/2008, 08:45 PM

How can you hate this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0FUvLfxyp0

They're like the old school Flight of the Conchords.

BigRedJed

3/11/2008, 09:07 PM

Yis.

Mixer!

3/11/2008, 09:42 PM

Yours,
Jann Wenner, pulisher of Rolling ":les: WE'RE STILL RELEVANT, DAMMIT!" Stone magazine

So I guess anyone can get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame now? :confused:
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4958/cheaptrickqq0.jpg

"Except us."

ric311

3/11/2008, 11:38 PM

I thought the thread was about the counting crows.

bri

3/11/2008, 11:40 PM

Holy sh*t, you came out of hiding just to make an old-school Counting Crows dis? That is AWESOME! :D

GottaHavePride

3/11/2008, 11:43 PM

Heh.

BigRedJed

3/11/2008, 11:44 PM

He thought it was still February 29.

King Crimson

3/11/2008, 11:49 PM

somebody ask Ric who's playing Folsom Field for CU's Spring Game?

bri

3/11/2008, 11:50 PM

I'm just waiting for Froz to make the obligatory "Big Head Todd & The Monsters SUCKS!" reply. The ancient forms of kanly must be observed! SPICE MUST FLOW!!

GottaHavePride

3/11/2008, 11:53 PM

Man, this place is just about to go all crazygonuts.

bri

3/11/2008, 11:56 PM

Man, this place is just about to go all crazygonuts.

Just remember the Gom Jabbar and you'll be fine.

I must bend like a reed in the wind...

GottaHavePride

3/11/2008, 11:59 PM

Man, **** that pansy Gom Jabbar ****. Someone try to Gom Jabbar me they're about to get Kareem Abdul Jabbar'd.

bri

3/12/2008, 12:04 AM

GottaHavePride

3/12/2008, 12:08 AM

Yes.

I'm the Mahdi.

Bwahahahahaaaaaa.

KC//CRIMSON

3/12/2008, 12:35 AM

I thought the thread was about the counting crows.

Wow, the dead really do rise.;)

bri

3/12/2008, 12:47 AM

THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!!!

KC//CRIMSON

3/12/2008, 01:05 AM

TV says you gotta shoot 'em in the head.

Frozen Sooner

3/12/2008, 01:30 AM

I'm just waiting for Froz to make the obligatory "Big Head Todd & The Monsters SUCKS!" reply. The ancient forms of kanly must be observed! SPICE MUST FLOW!!

I would. Except last time I checked Counting Crows were still signed to a major label and releasing albums every couple of years.

Last time anyone say Big Head Todd and the Monsters, they were playing "First Tap" at the Moose's Tooth Pizzeria.

Frozen Sooner

3/12/2008, 01:31 AM

I thought the thread was about the counting crows.

Ah, hell.

Big Head Todd and the Monsters suck blue monkey cack.

bri

3/12/2008, 01:32 AM

TV says you gotta shoot 'em in the head.

Yeah, they're dead...they're all messed up.

Frozen Sooner

3/12/2008, 01:33 AM

So, you're saying that if they look into that place that they cannot look into, you will be there staring back at them?

(Yes, I'm determined to Dune-jack the blue f*ck out of this thread since no one showed any love to my Sex reference up there. Suck it. :D)

Just the other day I was hanging around in my house
I had that new book Madonna naked
I was checkin' it out

Just then a friend of mine walked through the door
Said she never guessed me for a scumbag before
Said she didn't want to see me no more
And I still don't know why

I think I'm an all right guy
I think I'm an all right guy
I just wanna live before I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try.

There, happy?

Frozen Sooner

3/12/2008, 01:34 AM

Yeah, they're dead...they're all messed up.

Don't forget to kill Philip!

sooneron

3/12/2008, 08:09 AM

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4958/cheaptrickqq0.jpg

"Except us."

And us!

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1109/bandsittingyg0.jpg

Sooner_Bob

3/12/2008, 12:12 PM

What? No Winger?

Collier11

3/12/2008, 12:14 PM

I was seriously expecting Michael Bolton.

Or John Tesh.

Say what you will but Tesh is great on Conan!!!

Mixer!

3/12/2008, 12:29 PM

And us!

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1109/bandsittingyg0.jpg
Bet you the Cars make it in next year, what with it being the 25th year since 'Heartbeat City' was released, and the signature videos that went along with the songs from that album. Meanwhile, bands Cheap Trick influenced will start being inducted, while they continue to go unrecognized. Even effing Dr. Hook will get in, just because they had a #1 song about Wenner's crap-filled magazine.

sooneron

3/12/2008, 12:32 PM

Bet you the Cars make it in next year, what with it being the 25th year since 'Heartbeat City' was released, and the signature videos that went along with the songs from that album. Meanwhile, bands Cheap Trick influenced will start being inducted, while they continue to go unrecognized. Even effing Dr. Hook will get in, just because they had a #1 song about Wenner's crap-filled magazine.

I will be surprised if they do get in. They should have on the 25th of Candy-O, to say the least! Their DEBUT album is timeless and full of nostalgia, which is what the HOF cronies are all about. Groups like The Cars and Cheap Trick ushered in the 80's and now 80's acts are being inducted ahead of them. If The Police are in, The Cars should be, as well.
And no, I'm not saying that The Police are an 80's act that came after The Cars.

King Crimson

3/12/2008, 12:34 PM

Cheap Trick should do at least 10 years penance for their atrocious brutalization of Big Star's In the Street.

at least.

Mixer!

3/12/2008, 12:36 PM

They haven't been? :pop:

picasso

3/12/2008, 12:46 PM

yeah but that singer dude hooked up with that Porizkova model chick and she still has it goin on.

JohnnyMack

3/12/2008, 12:47 PM

yeah but that singer dude hooked up with that Porizkova model chick and she still has it goin on.

I peed next to him in an airport once.

True.

sooneron

3/12/2008, 01:02 PM

yeah but that singer dude hooked up with that Porizkova model chick and she still has it goin on.

I saw Ric walking around his hood one day and I must say that he is mo freaky in person. Supposedly (according to neighbors) he stayed home with the kids and Paulina was out at the partays.

ric311

3/12/2008, 01:47 PM

somebody ask Ric who's playing Folsom Field for CU's Spring Game?

I know exactly who's playing the DAY BEFORE the spring game. But I don't think they're actually going to let those turds into the stadium. I think they're gonna make them play at BHS or something. Strike that, FHS. No way the good folks at BHS would allow that group of no talent *** clowns into the hallowed halls of the oldest high school in the State of Colorado.

I've taken a good amount of ribbing over the fact that CU is having those idots for the Spring celebration (or whatever they're calling it). I was half planning on showing up with a bullhorn to heckle them, but as it turns out, they're CHARGING for the concert. No way am I going to pay to have my ears carved out with a rusty spoon.

sooneron

3/12/2008, 01:59 PM

I know exactly who's playing the DAY BEFORE the spring game. But I don't think they're actually going to let those turds into the stadium. I think they're gonna make them play at BHS or something. Strike that, FHS. No way the good folks at BHS would allow that group of no talent *** clowns into the hallowed halls of the oldest high school in the State of Colorado.

I've taken a good amount of ribbing over the fact that CU is having those idots for the Spring celebration (or whatever they're calling it). I was half planning on showing up with a bullhorn to heckle them, but as it turns out, they're CHARGING for the concert. No way am I going to pay to have my ears carved out with a rusty spoon.

Ok, who is it? Toad?