I'M A MAN. I PEE STANDING UP

[Veritas]

If Gumby were a preacher, this is what it would look like. Watch the whole thing... :texan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4

[OUHOMER]

I don't have time to watch them all. I am a busy man. And i have to go pee

[yermom]

The URL contained a malformed video ID.

fail.

[Howzit]

fail.

This is why we don't let Veritas post much anymore.

[dolemitesooner]

This is why we don't let Veritas post much anymore.

Yeah no ****. go pick some corn bitch:D

[colleyvillesooner]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9997/800pxnotagainpicardgp8.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

5 stars.

Both for Otherd's post AND colley's pic. :D

[Fugue]

http://talkwichita.com/thunder/style_emoticons/default/nonono.gif

[StoopTroup]

[hairGel]This make me wanna puke.

[Sooner_Bob]

Don't bedowngrade Veritas.

[Scott D]

I'll bedowngrade Veritittays all I want, and you can't do nothin' about it Bob :)

[StoopTroup]

:pop:

[Veritas]

I'm a numbnutardumbasstupidiot. Fixed the original linky.

[colleyvillesooner]

wow, he really took off there in the last minute. Kinda came out of nowhere...almost went Gundy.

[Scott D]

I'm a numbnutardumbasstupidiot. Fixed the original linky.

I coulda told you the first part without you making a link to anything. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

ZING!

[Chuck Bao]

Yeah, so what?

Six hundred years ago, the Chinese ambassador to the Khmer empire noted how the Khmer women peed while standing up.

In modern day Thailand, when women need to go they say they need to "pick some flowers". Men on the other hand need to go "shoot some rabbits".

Despite this preacher's need to get into a ****ing contest, I don't see anything wrong with men picking some flowers and women shooting some rabbits.

[OCUDad]

Yeah, so what?

Six hundred years ago, the Chinese ambassador to the Khmer empire noted how the Khmer women peed while standing up.

In modern day Thailand, when women need to go they say they need to "pick some flowers". Men on the other hand need to go "shoot some rabbits".

Despite this preacher's need to get into a ****ing contest, I don't see anything wrong with men picking some flowers and women shooting some rabbits.OK, I get the "gun" analogy when "shooting rabbits." But what do women use to "pick the flowers"?

...ewwww...

[Chuck Bao]

OK, I get the "gun" analogy when "shooting rabbits." But what do women use to "pick the flowers"?

...ewwww...

They need to squat down to pick the flowers, I think.

Heck if I know.

[tommieharris91]

[hairGel] THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA!!! WE STARTED PEEING STANDING UP!!

A MAN NEEDS TO BE A MAN!!!!

[Chuck Bao]

SHOOT THOSE *** **** RABBITS.

That's why I'm installing a *** **** urinal in my new condo. I don't want any flower picker to ever accuse me of leaving the seat up. No way. That's not going to happen.

[Kels]

Bad hermeneutic, but he proof texts to get his point across. Like a lot of guys speaking on any given Sunday.

[Chuck Bao]

Bad hermeneutic, but he proof texts to get his point across. Like a lot of guys speaking on any given Sunday.

Hermeneutic hmmm. My dictionary doesn’t even have that word!

So I’m guessing that Herm means two sexes like hermaphrodite and eneutic is like ewww no you dint.

I’m having none of that word.

I’m not lying I’m having a urinal installed. The flower pickers can just look straight ahead at my hairy ***.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/newdesign1urinal.jpg

[Kels]

Hermeneutic hmmm. My dictionary doesn’t even have that word!

So I’m guessing that Herm means two sexes like hermaphrodite and eneutic is like ewww no you dint.

I’m having none of that word.

I’m not lying I’m having a urinal installed. The flower pickers can just look straight ahead at my hairy ***.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/newdesign1urinal.jpg

:eek:

Almost, but not quite!

[Chuck Bao]

Okay, how can I miss with a urinal?

[GottaHavePride]

Okay, how can I miss with a urinal?

Well, you have to be REALLY drunk...

[Chuck Bao]

I wanted a bidet too. Unfortunately, my interior designer is just not seeing it.

[olevetonahill]

I ****th In the shower !
Less Im really drunk then I sit My fatass down On the Pot and ****th Like a woman . But Im all Man .

[Chuck Bao]

I'm not so sure I want to think about this, Olevet, but yeah. Just so long as you're not talking about blowing snot bubbles in the shower, you're welcome to come over and visit my tiny new condo once it's finished.

[OCUDad]

Hermeneutic hmmm. My dictionary doesn’t even have that word! Don't worry. It means "interpret." Just a show-off word some people use when they're trying to appear a whole lot smarter than they really are.

[Chuck Bao]

Hey, I can't even spell "interpret" without my big dictionary, so I'm impressed.

Speaking of which I want a chalk board or something over the urnial to read. I'm thinking about comics wallpaper, like Calvin and Hobbs. Do they produce Calvin and Hobbs wallpaper?