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Okla-homey
3/6/2008, 07:53 PM
She is now, offishuly, the Administrative Director of the Peggy Helmrich Womens Health Center at Hillcrest Medical Center in T-town.

That makes her the BUB* HMFIC

Pretty good for a country girl RN from Orangeburg Co. Souse Cackalackey if'n you ask me!

*BUB: boobs, uteruses and babies.:D

bri
3/6/2008, 07:59 PM
Wooty-woot! Tell her I sad 'grats. :D

colleyvillesooner
3/6/2008, 08:08 PM
awesome! Tell her Mrs. CVS and I said way to go!

LilSooner
3/6/2008, 08:10 PM
fantastic hillcrest is a great facility.

GottaHavePride
3/6/2008, 08:27 PM
Woo! Great jorb, Mrs. Homey!

C&CDean
3/6/2008, 08:29 PM
Niiiice. I'll bet she's seen more T&A than all the guys on this board combined.

bri
3/6/2008, 08:35 PM
Are we counting the internets? 'Cause I'm a very lonely, lonely boy, and that might tip the scales back to me. :D

Okla-homey
3/7/2008, 07:57 AM
Are we counting the internets? 'Cause I'm a very lonely, lonely boy, and that might tip the scales back to me. :D

I don't know my man. They average 14,000 mammograms annually. That's over 28,000 individual pictures of boobs each year.;)

bri
3/7/2008, 09:37 AM
Or as I like to call it, "Tuesday". ;)

BigRedJed
3/7/2008, 09:38 AM
I think 28,000 Boobs would make a great band name. Booty?

proud gonzo
3/7/2008, 10:12 AM
Congrats!

bri
3/7/2008, 10:19 AM
I think 28,000 Boobs would make a great band name. Booty?

20,000 Boobs would be a good name for an all-girl 10,000 Maniacs cover band, perhaps...

Curly Bill
3/7/2008, 10:21 AM
20,000 Boobs would be a good name for an all-girl 10,000 Maniacs cover band, perhaps...

:D I like me some 10,000 Maniacs

stoops the eternal pimp
3/7/2008, 10:25 AM
congrats to you...she can take you to the Sizzler now to celebrate

BlondeSoonerGirl
3/7/2008, 10:35 AM
'...I'm gonna go see 28,000 Boobs tonight...'

Heh.

And WTG, Mrs. Homey!

olevetonahill
3/7/2008, 10:37 AM
Niiiice. I'll bet she's seen more T&A than all the guys on this board combined.

But has she enjoyed as Much ?

bri
3/7/2008, 10:38 AM
I hope not, for Homey's sake. :D

dolemitesooner
3/7/2008, 10:40 AM
Niiiice. I'll bet she's seen more T&A than all the guys on this board combined.I call bull****

OCUDad
3/7/2008, 11:11 AM
I call bull****Doleo: admiring your own doesn't count.

soonerboomer93
3/7/2008, 11:25 AM
grats

Okla-homey
3/7/2008, 12:00 PM
But has she enjoyed as Much ?

funny thing is, talk to any OB/GYN or nurse and they'll tell you, the vast majority of female rear-ends examined and/or palpated do not remotely resemble anything anyone is liable to get excited about. In fact, sometimes, the first item of business is..."go in that room and wash that thing. Then, we'll see what we've got.":eek:

Curly Bill
3/7/2008, 12:05 PM
funny thing is, talk to any OB/GYN or nurse and they'll tell you, the vast majority of female rear-ends examined and/or palpated do not remotely resemble anything anyone is liable to get excited about. In fact, sometimes, the first item of business is..."go in that room and wash that thing. Then, we'll see what we've got.":eek:

Ewwwwwww!

StoopTroup
3/7/2008, 12:20 PM
funny thing is, talk to any OB/GYN or nurse and they'll tell you, the vast majority of female rear-ends examined and/or palpated do not remotely resemble anything anyone is liable to get excited about. In fact, sometimes, the first item of business is..."go in that room and wash that thing. Then, we'll see what we've got.":eek:

Heh.

http://images.orgill.com/200x200/2325835.jpg

BigRedJed
3/7/2008, 12:21 PM
ick.

OCUDad
3/7/2008, 12:21 PM
Is that where the expression "old wives' tails" came from?

Jimminy Crimson
3/7/2008, 03:08 PM
Congrats Okla-homegirl!