Viking Funeral...

[sooneron]

http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/kingmole/242F.jpg

I am thinking it may the way to go, for me.

[Czar Soonerov]

VK meltdown.

[NormanPride]

This thread worries me, and I'm not really sure why...

[sooner_born_1960]

Looks like a waste of a good boat to me.

[Frozen Sooner]

http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/kingmole/242F.jpg

I am thinking it may the way to go, for me.

If you get to have the secks with Angelina Jolie afterwards, sign me up.

[OUDoc]

If you get to have the secks with Angelina Jolie afterwards, sign me up.
You want a viking funeral so sooneron and Angelina Jolie can have sex?
What a friend.

[Frozen Sooner]

That is pretty nice of me, isn't it?

[BigRedJed]

Meh. Only if you're not dead first. Otherwise, you're just taking an opportunity to hook up a friend.

[OUAndy1807]

viking funeral is overrated.

no matter how I die, I want my body dumped in the woods.

[Frozen Sooner]

viking funeral is overrated.

no matter how I die, I want my body dumped in the woods.

Can I set the woods on fire after?

[sooner_born_1960]

If you die by "eaten by a bear", you can pretty much guarantee you'll be dumped in the woods.

[sooneron]

You want a viking funeral so sooneron and Angelina Jolie can have sex?
What a friend.
What are bruthas for?:D

[Viking Kitten]

The way the Sikhs do it is pretty cool too. They throw your fresh corpse up on a hill and let the vultures go to town. Cue that Circle of Life song from the Lion King.

[Viking Kitten]

Heh Czar. "Meltdown."

[OU4LIFE]

viking funeral is overrated.

no matter how I die, I want my body dumped in the woods.

I can take care of that this afternoon, say...4?

[sooneron]

The way the Sikhs do it is pretty cool too. They throw your fresh corpse up on a hill and let the vultures go to town. Cue that Circle of Life song from the Lion King.
I really don't like birds. At least, not enough to feed them.

[Viking Kitten]

I really don't like birds. At least, not enough to feed them.
Stingy bastard.

[crawfish]

I don't approve of any of those methods. So, I've decided not to die.

[sooneron]

Stingy bastard.
Hey, the fish will be dining upon a nicely well-done, crispy me.

[Viking Kitten]

Sooneron, do you remember that Blake Edwards movie "SOB" (the one where Julie Andrews showed her boobies) where they stole Richard Mulligan's corpse from a funeral home and gave him a Viking funeral?

I always found that scene very touching. The funeral, not Julie Andrews's boobies. Seeing Mary Poppins tatters actually creeped me out a little.

[OU4LIFE]

i'm gonna need a moment

[OUDoc]

i'm gonna need a moment
Bleach works best.

[crawfish]

I don't approve of any of those methods. So, I've decided not to die.

SO FAR, SO GOOD!

[NormanPride]

Give it time.

[frankensooner]

I thought she had nice nanners.

[sooneron]

I thought she had nice nanners.
I know I was surprised/impressed, but I was prolly thinking of the nun garb/role instead of nanny garb/role.

And yes, I do remember that scene (albeit vaguely). Blake Edwards was teh win.
If you think about it, the Viking Funeral is two for one. You get a burial at sea AND cremation! It's teh win/win.

[def_lazer_fc]

me and a friend of mine decided a year ago to have viking funerals with G'n'F'n'R' playing night train REALLY loud. in my opinion, its the only way to go.

[OU4LIFE]

I thought she had nice nanners.

she did, but it's her 'tatters' that's at issue here.

pay tension

oh, and they were wee

[Viking Kitten]

Size is irrelevant. They belonged to Maria Von Trapp. That ain't cool.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Tatters'.

Heh.

I'm gonna have The Stones' 'Shattered' in my head now.

[crawfish]

http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/kingmole/242F.jpg

I am thinking it may the way to go, for me.


VK meltdown.


This thread worries me, and I'm not really sure why...


Looks like a waste of a good boat to me.


If you get to have the secks with Angelina Jolie afterwards, sign me up.


You want a viking funeral so sooneron and Angelina Jolie can have sex?
What a friend.


That is pretty nice of me, isn't it?


Meh. Only if you're not dead first. Otherwise, you're just taking an opportunity to hook up a friend.


viking funeral is overrated.

no matter how I die, I want my body dumped in the woods.


Can I set the woods on fire after?


If you die by "eaten by a bear", you can pretty much guarantee you'll be dumped in the woods.


What are bruthas for?:D


The way the Sikhs do it is pretty cool too. They throw your fresh corpse up on a hill and let the vultures go to town. Cue that Circle of Life song from the Lion King.


Heh Czar. "Meltdown."


I can take care of that this afternoon, say...4?


I really don't like birds. At least, not enough to feed them.


Stingy bastard.


I don't approve of any of those methods. So, I've decided not to die.


Hey, the fish will be dining upon a nicely well-done, crispy me.


Sooneron, do you remember that Blake Edwards movie "SOB" (the one where Julie Andrews showed her boobies) where they stole Richard Mulligan's corpse from a funeral home and gave him a Viking funeral?

I always found that scene very touching. The funeral, not Julie Andrews's boobies. Seeing Mary Poppins tatters actually creeped me out a little.


i'm gonna need a moment


Bleach works best.


SO FAR, SO GOOD!


Give it time.


I thought she had nice nanners.


I know I was surprised/impressed, but I was prolly thinking of the nun garb/role instead of nanny garb/role.

And yes, I do remember that scene (albeit vaguely). Blake Edwards was teh win.
If you think about it, the Viking Funeral is two for one. You get a burial at sea AND cremation! It's teh win/win.


me and a friend of mine decided a year ago to have viking funerals with G'n'F'n'R' playing night train REALLY loud. in my opinion, its the only way to go.


she did, but it's her 'tatters' that's at issue here.

pay tension

oh, and they were wee


Size is irrelevant. They belonged to Maria Von Trapp. That ain't cool.


'Tatters'.

Heh.

I'm gonna have The Stones' 'Shattered' in my head now.

Hmmm...you can multi-quote at least 29 times...

[frankensooner]

YOu say potato, I say bananas.

[OU4LIFE]

Size is irrelevant.

bullshiat.

[crawfish]

Size is irrelevant. They belonged to Maria Von Trapp. That ain't cool.

They definitely weren't the Alps. :D

[soonerbrat]

viking funeral is overrated.

no matter how I die, I want my body dumped in the woods.



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