"Give me all your money, and...let me suck your toe"

[Jerk]

Mugger Who Licks Woman's Toes Charged With Robbery

St. Paul , Minneapolis (CBS) ― A Minneapolis man has been charged with robbery after police say he robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes.

http://wcco.com/watercooler/Carlton.Jermaine.Davis.2.288988.html

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/320x240/images_sizedimage_254164053.jpg
(he's really concentrating on that big toe)

[Turd_Ferguson]

Damn....whats wrong with his natural

[Viking Kitten]

Holy crap. How did I miss this thread earlier?


After giving Davis her belongings he demanded she take her shoes off. She complied and Davis responded "Now I'm going to suck your feet".

The victim told police that she was too shocked and scared to do anything.

If some googly-eyed bastard was all demanding to suck my feet, I'm pretty sure I would be laughing too hard to do anything.

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, now we know what happened to Coolio.

1..2..3..4.. drop your Blahniks on the floor
This little piggie went to market!

[sooner_born_1960]

How can you mug someone with your eyes all criss-crossed like that. I don't even see how you could walk.

[Viking Kitten]

We've been spending most of our lives
Livin' in the toe sucka's paradise...

[birddog]

...all your hugs and kisses, too.

that reminds me of a character from in living color, maybe jamie foxx played the woman or one of the wayans brothers? any help?

[Mjcpr]

...all your hugs and kisses, too.

that reminds me of a character from in living color, maybe jamie foxx played the woman or one of the wayans brothers? any help?

Wanda? :D

Heyyyy!!
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/041021/153429__ray5_l.jpg

[birddog]

yes indeed! for some reason i was thinking laquita.

[BigRedJed]

When you watched Wanda, did you ever think "someday that guy is going to win a best actor Oscar..." ????

Me neither.

[Viking Kitten]

Did you ever figger this guy'd win two of 'em?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070308/bosom_l.jpg

[frankensooner]

Peter Scolari won an oscar?

[BigRedJed]

:les: JAMIE AIN'T DONE YET BITCH!!

[Viking Kitten]

Peter Scolari won an oscar?

Man, I had the biggest crush on Peter Scolari when I was nine or whatever. I even thought he was cute playing the ********* on Newhart.

Heh. We still can't say *********.

[birddog]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/692/wandahm7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Mugger Who Licks Woman's Toes Charged With Robbery

St. Paul , Minneapolis (CBS) ― A Minneapolis man has been charged with robbery after police say he robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes.

http://wcco.com/watercooler/Carlton.Jermaine.Davis.2.288988.html

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/320x240/images_sizedimage_254164053.jpg
(he's really concentrating on that big toe)

[Viking Kitten]

Have you ever noticed how many Playtone Productions movies (Tom Hanks' production company) Peter Scolari gets bit parts in?

Just to keep this observation germane to the original post, I would let Peter Scolari suck my toe.

[Widescreen]

Have you ever noticed how many Playtone Productions movies (Tom Hanks' production company) Peter Scolari gets bit parts in?

Just to keep this observation germane to the original post, I would let Peter Scolari suck my toe.
Any particular one?