Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

[bri]

'Cause she's a woman.

[soonerloyal]

Because she's dead.

[SicEmBaylor]

Hellen Keller was a socialist wench who deserves every insult and joke thrown her way.

[proud gonzo]

the last time someone on this board told those helen keller jokes, they reminded me of my stevie wonder jokes, so I posted them. Then people got all mad at me :mad:

[Okla-homey]

Hellen Keller was a socialist wench who deserves every insult and joke thrown her way.

She's on the Alabama quarter, along with her name in Braille. Seriously. It was the first time anything in Braille appeared on US coinage. I think they considered putting Paul "Bear" Bryant on their quarter, but he's originally from Arkansas.

[soonerboomer93]

Hellen Keller gets way more action then me.

fixed

[tommieharris91]

She's on the Alabama quarter, along with her name in Braille. Seriously. It was the first time anything in Braille appeared on US coinage. I think they considered putting Paul "Bear" Bryant on their quarter, but he's originally from Arkansas.

Wouldn't the Braille wear down?

[SicEmBaylor]

She's on the Alabama quarter, along with her name in Braille. Seriously. It was the first time anything in Braille appeared on US coinage. I think they considered putting Paul "Bear" Bryant on their quarter, but he's originally from Arkansas.

For the longest time, I tried to pick avoid using Alabama quarters because of that very thing. I don't bother any longer, but I still haven't decided if putting her on US coinage is ironic or insulting.

[bri]

Oh, come on. It can't p*ss you off any more than Lincoln being all over stuff. :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Oh, come on. It can't p*ss you off any more than Lincoln being all over stuff. :D

That too though Lincoln is easier to become accustomed to since he's always been on money (during my lifetime). Pinko Keller was a fresh slap in the face.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Plus what if the braille say something like "Go **** Yourself" Lincoln doesn't get enough **** for causing this whole Illegal Immigrant issue....way to go *******

[bri]

That too though Lincoln is easier to become accustomed to since he's always been on money (during my lifetime). Pinko Keller was a fresh slap in the face.

Yeah, but come on...you're pretty used to slaps in the face by now, right? I'm amazed you even have feeling in the sides of your face.

BOOM SHACKA-LAKA!!! :D

[SicEmBaylor]

Yeah, but come on...you're pretty used to slaps in the face by now, right? I'm amazed you even have feeling in the sides of your face.

BOOM SHACKA-LAKA!!! :D

True dat.

[JohnnyMack]

For the longest time, I tried to pick avoid using Alabama quarters because of that very thing. I don't bother any longer, but I still haven't decided if putting her on US coinage is ironic or insulting.

Is your life really that pathetic that you spend your time worrying about that?

[StoopTroup]

Did Helen ever Honk if she was horny?

[SicEmBaylor]

Is your life really that pathetic that you spend your time worrying about that?
Absolutely.

[Vaevictis]

Hellen Keller gets way more action then mefixed

Yuck. :eek:

[soonerboomer93]

That too though Lincoln is easier to become accustomed to since he's always been on money (during my lifetime). Pinko Keller was a fresh slap in the face.

I hear that's how the put it on the ballot:

A. Bear Bryant
B. Helen Keller just to **** off Sicem

[Frozen Sooner]

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell down the well?

Screamed her hands off.

SicEm, that has to be the first genuine "I dislike Helen Keller" thing I've ever seen. Sure, jokes, but hating Helen Keller?

Whoa.

[soonerbrat]

funny

[SicEmBaylor]

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell down the well?

Screamed her hands off.

SicEm, that has to be the first genuine "I dislike Helen Keller" thing I've ever seen. Sure, jokes, but hating Helen Keller?

Whoa.

Yes, I genuinely and absolutely hate Hellen Keller.

[OCUDad]

The Pope called - he's ****ed off.

[badger]

Helen Keller can't throw her quarters off a cliff because it's hard to handle coins when you're wearing mittens.