KC//CRIMSON
3/2/2008, 12:15 PM
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Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help the needy and possibly see some ScarJo cleavage. It reminds me of that passage in the Bible about caring for others: "And so Jesus said to Thomas, 'Dude, I totally need to touch that chick at the well's cones. Go get me a blind dude to heal. STAT. For real, that move is guaranteed to get me to No-Pants-rusalem.' And Thomas did as the Lord commandeth thus securing his heavenly position of righteous wing-man." 2 Superficialonians 5:19 (KJV).
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Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help the needy and possibly see some ScarJo cleavage. It reminds me of that passage in the Bible about caring for others: "And so Jesus said to Thomas, 'Dude, I totally need to touch that chick at the well's cones. Go get me a blind dude to heal. STAT. For real, that move is guaranteed to get me to No-Pants-rusalem.' And Thomas did as the Lord commandeth thus securing his heavenly position of righteous wing-man." 2 Superficialonians 5:19 (KJV).
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