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KC//CRIMSON
3/2/2008, 12:15 PM
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/02/Scarlett%20Johannson%20auction/gallery_main/gallery_main-0229_scarlett_johannson_auction_00.jpg

Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help the needy and possibly see some ScarJo cleavage. It reminds me of that passage in the Bible about caring for others: "And so Jesus said to Thomas, 'Dude, I totally need to touch that chick at the well's cones. Go get me a blind dude to heal. STAT. For real, that move is guaranteed to get me to No-Pants-rusalem.' And Thomas did as the Lord commandeth thus securing his heavenly position of righteous wing-man." 2 Superficialonians 5:19 (KJV).

http://members.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=on-the-red-carpet
bri
3/2/2008, 12:17 PM
Nom, nom, nom.
King Crimson
3/2/2008, 12:21 PM
i liked her more before the insectoid makeup stuff. it's a little much IMO.
KC//CRIMSON
3/2/2008, 12:28 PM
Hey Scar, wadda ya say we go back to my place and drink some wine. It's a new vintage from Napa Valley, they call it Geneva House Burgundy!

Who? Ryan Reynolds? Pffft! that guy couldn't even save Smokin' Aces and he won't save you!
bri
3/2/2008, 12:31 PM
i liked her more before the insectoid makeup stuff. it's a little much IMO.

That's what pillowcases are for. If the makeup's still on, you're not trying hard enough.
soonerboomer93
3/2/2008, 01:14 PM
flip it and stick it
bri
3/2/2008, 01:23 PM
Heh.
Gandalf_The_Grey
3/2/2008, 01:59 PM
back it up and reverse it
bri
3/2/2008, 02:01 PM
Doggy: It's Not Just For Ugly Chicks Anymore! http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif
StoopTroup
3/2/2008, 02:13 PM
Maybe we could all pitch in and have her at one of our tailgates.
StoopTroup
3/2/2008, 02:15 PM
http://members.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=on-the-red-carpet
I clicked that and got linked to a Colin firth ad.

That is such a Brokeback move. ;)
GottaHavePride
3/2/2008, 02:17 PM
Maybe we could all pitch in and have her at one of our tailgates.

Dude, we already have VK. We shouldn't get all greedy. ;)
StoopTroup
3/2/2008, 02:19 PM
Dude, we already have VK. We shouldn't get all greedy. ;)
So True. :D

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