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Okla-homey
2/29/2008, 07:42 PM
Big Rock Candy Mountain

One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking and he said boys I'm not turning
I'm headin for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains
So come with me we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees
Where the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains all the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft boiled eggs
The farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay
Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains you never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
You can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks
I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk that invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

I'll see you all this coming fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains

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BudSooner
2/29/2008, 07:54 PM
That is awesome, oh and ...DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!

crawfish
2/29/2008, 08:22 PM
Shun the unbeliever!

BudSooner
2/29/2008, 08:30 PM
Damn, we're in a tight spot.....hows my hair?

Mixer!
3/1/2008, 10:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYGCpGzFWh0

King Crimson
3/1/2008, 10:40 AM
nobody's gonna be happier than Pub guys if Obama wins. then, everything will be HIS fault.

just wait.

besides the best Big Rock Candy Mountain story is in Animal Farm. Moses the crow tells all the animals that's where they go when they die. However, this is before they run off Jones.

Okla-homey
3/1/2008, 10:49 AM
nobody's gonna be happier than Pub guys if Obama wins. then, everything will be HIS fault.

just wait.

besides the best Big Rock Candy Mountain story is in Animal Farm. Moses the crow tells all the animals that's where they go when they die. However, this is before they run off Jones.

I agree. If BHO wins, after he loses his re-election bid in 2012, the Donks won't get the White House back for another twenty years.:D

King Crimson
3/1/2008, 11:23 AM
I agree. If BHO wins, after he loses his re-election bid in 2012, the Donks won't get the White House back for another twenty years.:D

could very well happen. But, the GOP will need to have some real candidates next time.

proud gonzo
3/1/2008, 01:29 PM
that is the only song i know how to play on guitar. fo reelz.

Okla-homey
3/1/2008, 02:27 PM
could very well happen. But, the GOP will need to have some real candidates next time.

naaaah. Pubs didn't have a "real" candidate in '00 and still managed to pull it out. IMHO, that was mostly the result of "Clinton fatigue" and the fact Algore was widely perceived as a Clintonista.

Even going back to '80, Ronaldus Maximus was only able to beat JEC handily because JEC botched his presidency so badly...otherwise, RWR, (an old "B" movie actor) would have been a huge long-shot.

47straight
3/1/2008, 04:08 PM
Too bad if Praise Be Obama wins, even for a term, that nasty old bigot Justice Stevens will see it as his chance to retire Castro style for a younger, 40-year-lifespan left version of hisself. And maybe a few of the other members of the imperial judiciary. Then we're stuck like chuck.