12-13-2002, The realization of a dream!

[RacerX]

Today is the last day of work for me. Tommorow I come in and we have a big company lunch and my Partner and I say good bye to everyone and just hang out for 2 hours.

Man, next week we will start pounding the roads for carpet cleaning jobs, and we already have a ton lined up. Man it is going to be really weird, but really cool. I know I am going to go into shock next week when I open my checking account and don't see my paycheck in there.


All and all I am really excited though.


As we speak I am taking down my 2000 Nebraska ticket stub and putting it in a box. That ticket stub has been hanging in my cubicle since the Monday after that game.

[Sooner_Bob]

Awwwwww

[RacerX]

I get a call on Friday for a house to clean from an old lady that had got my name from a cleaner here that I had met. He doesn't do tile and I do and the whole house is tile (I am trying to get into just doing tile) Well I get there and I start measuring the sq/ft to give her a price. Well, this is like a million dollar pad with 2,300 sq/ft of tile. My price $2,300 great she said, come back tommorow and do it. So I did thinking this was her place.

Well, I show up Saturday morning. The whole back yard is deck and pool. And low and behold there is about 5 people out there laying out. 4 guys and a chic. Well the chic is the one that lives there and her Mom is the one that is footing the bill to clean the pad. She is all laying out and this really skimpy bikin (Not a thong but close) and she has this kicking *** body.
Well, I start working on her tile and I am a man and can't quit looking at her. All I can see at this point is her back side. Guys keep coming in and out and they are really cool, trying to get me to hang out with them after I am done, and they offered me a beer a few times. All the time chick in skimpy bikini just lays there. I am thinking it must be one of the guys wifes and the other guys are just friends of his.

Well after about 20 minutes she gets up and turns around to come inside.
Damn!!! Smoking in the front too. She walks in and says "Hi!" the damn butt ugliest grill I have ever seen. This chic looked like a great white shark and s***. I was scared her left K-9 was going to poke me in the eye. Not that they weren't clean, it was just that they were sticking out all over the compass. It was kinda revolting in many ways that I am still seeing a shrink about. So I make chit chat with her for a few minutes trying not to stare, and thank god she went away. Well she goes back out and lays out again and I start letting the site of her *** numb the site her teeth.

Doorbell rings-

Another hottie. I go answer the door for them because I know they can't hear it. She asks if Marla is there. I say "Is that the women that lives hear"?
SHe says it is. SO I say yes, and that she is out at the pool. Chic goes out there and starts french/freedom kissing hottie with bad grill. Holy!!! The emotions going through my head at this time. Two hotties kissing, but one is kissing a Mako Shark. 4 guys are just eating this up outside. Well, I have a flurry of nasty thoughts running through my head at this time, a flurry.
Trying to juggle 2 hot bods, 1 bad grill, but the fact I can't see her grill because it is super impossed on hottie #2's face. What the hell?
Prozac/Viagra momant in time. All the time trying not to stare.

chapter two-

Bikinis come off. Holy!!!! Shortly followed by dudes 1-4 nutt huggers coming off. Shmoly!!! Look away. Kinda fighting the urge to look past dudes 1-4 in nutt grabbers and see naked hotties 1-2 macking all over eachother. I go clean the bedrooms.

Door #1 opens and HWBG (Hottie with bad grill) walks in with DTNTBWS (Dude that needs to be wearing shorts) come in. They start hanging out by the TV (62" bad *** mofo) naked on the couch. I am not against this or anything, but when was the last time you got naked when the cable TV guy was over (not counting BSG) They ask me when can they go into the bedroom. I say "it should be dry in 30 minutes" "Great" they say. I am almost done at this point and HWBG comes up to me butt naked and hands me a check for $2,300 I was just giggly with getting a check that big. I tell her that I will be back to pick up the air movers tommorow at any time she wished and that I just needed to do some clean up work and I would be out of their hair. I go and get the mop and come back in and all 6 have retired to the bedroom. I am not making this up. She comes out again butt naked and gives me $100.00 as a tip.

[Sooner_Bob]

BSG is not gonna like this.

[Dio]

I'll take "Soonerfans meltdowns" for $100, Alex.

[RacerX]

http://www.fortlauderdaleataglance.com/list_carpetcleaning.htm

[RacerX]

I wonder if BSG has seen this yet........

[crawfish]

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:mack:

[Widescreen]

This thread is hysterical. I was a few sentences into RacerX's essay before I realized what it was. Heh.

[RacerX]

I don't even remember doing this.

[NormanPride]

I bet you don't remember a lot of things.

[olevetonahill]

I don't even remember doing this.

:D

[Mjcpr]

I hope attentin to detal was paid.

[NormanPride]

I miss BSG.

[49r]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12693

Good times!