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TopDawg
2/29/2008, 11:56 AM
Anybody know who I can call to get that cleaned up?
OCUDad
2/29/2008, 11:56 AM
IBTL
Boarder
2/29/2008, 11:56 AM
Do you like detals?
soonerboomer93
2/29/2008, 11:57 AM
shoulda gone with ranch
TopDawg
2/29/2008, 11:58 AM
Decals? Love 'em!
RacerX
2/29/2008, 12:31 PM
Step 1

Put on some Barry White.
GrapevineSooner
2/29/2008, 12:37 PM
Decals? Love 'em!

Do you pay attention to them?
StoopTroup
2/29/2008, 02:40 PM
www.HowToRemoveCarpetStains.com

The bad news...


Mustard: Depending on the type of mustard, it may be necessary to cut out the stain and insert an undamaged piece of carpet. Try general cleaning procedures first.
RacerX
2/29/2008, 02:41 PM
step 2) Put on your bikini
TMcGee86
2/29/2008, 02:42 PM
:hot:
StoopTroup
2/29/2008, 02:42 PM
:D
TopDawg
2/29/2008, 03:05 PM
This is going to get interesting!
RacerX
2/29/2008, 03:06 PM
3)arrange for the carpet cleaner, the fedex man, and a pizza delivery to arrive at the same time.
TexasSooner01
2/29/2008, 03:10 PM
Bleach it!
TopDawg
2/29/2008, 03:10 PM
Try general cleaning procedures first.

Oh, you know there'll be some general cleaning procedures goin on!
TopDawg
2/29/2008, 03:17 PM
So far it's just been a hottie with a bad grill.
RacerX
2/29/2008, 03:55 PM
4) put on "She Bang" by Ricky Martin