Ranch Sauce

[bri]

Is there any delicacy on Earth that can beat this stuff? The angels in heaven are jealous because nothing in heaven is this good.

Ranch. It's good on salad and chicken and any other food. I've even dipped my French fries in ranch.

This is good stuff.

[sanantoniosooner]

gah

At least you admit that everything else is just a vehicle to consume more ranch.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

also with da hamburger helper

[Harry Beanbag]

Bleu cheese beats ranch any day of the week.

[bri]

If there's no ranch in heaven, I'm going to come out of my grave, and bring some with me.

[sooner_born_1960]

Why are you calling dressing sauce?

[Rhino]

Can we please go one day without a thread about condiments? :mad:

[TopDawg]

Plain ice cream!

[Boarder]

When it's not on a salad, it's sauce.

Blue cheese dressing, although tasty in it's own right, does not compare to the usefulness of ranch.

[bri]

Ranch goes good with pizza, fyi...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

of course nothing beats Mac and cheese with bbq sauce and hotlinks in it

[bri]

Ranch is like black. It goes with everything.

And to think I never knew that until a few years ago when I started going to Hooters. Life doesn't get any better than buffalo shrimp (with ranch) followed by a buffalo chicken sandwich (with ranch) with a side order of fries (with ranch). Yum!

[Boarder]

You know who has really good ranch, Texadelphia. Ranch goes great on cheesesteak sandwiches. And waffle fries.

[yermom]

When it's not on a salad, it's sauce.

Blue cheese dressing, although tasty in it's own right, does not compare to the usefulness of ranch.

yep. Bleu Cheese is better on hot wings and not bad on a burger, but the endless utility of Ranch makes it much better

[stoops the eternal pimp]

FF smothered with Cheese, bacon, and ranch...mmm

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You guys are ****ing mustard right off.

[bri]

You guys are ****ing mustard right off.

My mom makes 'Ranch Chicken':


Get a chicken breast and tenderize it a bit with one of those hammers. Coat it with ranch, dip it in bread crumbs and fry it in a couple of tablespoons of oil til golden brown.

Dee-lish. And very good with mashed taters.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Ketchup's on the phone.

He sounds mad.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

meatball subs with ranch....mmm

[soonerboomer93]

You guys are ****ing mustard right off.

Mustard on burgers and sanniches
and corn dogs

Fries get ketchup

[C&CDean]

Ranch is OK. Very versatile, however, anybody that would ruin a perfectly good hot wing by dipping it in ranch is one homoerogenous fool. Blue cheese is made for chicken wings. And steak.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

what about a bbq bacon ranch burger..mmmm

[soonerboomer93]

the bleu cheese is for the carrot and celery sticks

hotwings go in ranch

[bri]

The goddamm cafeteria was out of ranch today :mad:

[Boarder]

While many foods have the specific sauce that is best with them, like hot wings and blue cheese, ranch is good for everything.

And mustard and ketchup can just leave if they don't like it.

[sanantoniosooner]

operation "ranchgasm" appears to be on schedule.

[Rhino]

I heard from a very reliable source (in another thread)..who is also quite funny...that ranch goes good with peanut M&M's....

[OCUDad]

If there's no ranch in heaven, I'm going to come out of my grave, and bring some with me.
There is ranch in heaven. But that's not where you're going. So yeah, you better bring some with you.

[C&CDean]

the bleu cheese is for the carrot and celery sticks

hotwings go in ranch

May I humbly submit that you don't know dick about hotwings and their dipping sauces?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Does it have to be bottled or can you make it from those Hidden Valley Ranch packets?

:norm:

[Harry Beanbag]

I don't know, the cafeteria was out today. Is that a setback or part of the plan....

[sooner_born_1960]

I'd rather have my face pounded with bri's chicken hammer than put bleu cheese on anything.

[bri]

This thread is Ranchtacular!

[IB4OU2]

Is it good with shrimp, Bubba?

[C&CDean]

I'd rather have my face pounded with bri's chicken hammer than put bleu cheese on anything.
Well it's been pretty well established that you like snot on everything.

[soonerboomer93]

May I humbly submit that you don't know dick about hotwings and their dipping sauces?

at least i know not to even suggest putting bleu cheese on a steak

a good steak needs nothing

[sooner_born_1960]

Well it's been pretty well established that you like snot on everything.
Not everything. Just the bottom of my and everyone else's feet.
But we probably don't want to start with that again.

[Rhino]

I am proud to say that I have not read one word of this thread!

[Rhino]

Why are you calling dressing sauce? It's ranch dressing is when you pour it on a salad.

Ranch sauce is when you pour it on chicken, pizza, bread sticks, etc. You also dip french fries and chocolate chip cookies in it.


Don't make me mad, college boy! :mad:

[bri]

May I humbly submit that you don't know dick about hotwings and their dipping sauces?

That reminds me too much of a joke I heard a long time ago. (Working in a resturant, it's even funnier to me...)

"How do you get a sorority girl to give you a _______?"

Dip your piece in ranch.

[Rhino]

no it's always ranch. what do you want with your salad?

RANCH!

what do you want with your wings?

RANCH!

I'd like a RANCH hand (o'connells) not a Ranch Sauce hand.

would you like some RANCH to go with that?

so if it is ranch sauce as you proclaim, if you get wings at hooters do you get ranch sauce and blue cheese sauce?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Rancherific!

[Hamhock]

The goddamm cafeteria was out of ranch today :mad:



what time zone are you in?

[bri]

what time zone are you in?

Grenwich Meano.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

http://img44.exs.cx/img44/3975/ranchbathtub.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

ranch bath

bri may need a moment

[RacerX]

I'm pretty sure my 2.5 yr old would be fine with a bottle of ranch and straw.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I'm pretty sure my 2.5 yr old would be fine with a bottle of ranch and straw.


Exactly...Or around our house its "Daddy, where's the dip it?"

[RacerX]

She once dipped her gummi Life Savers in ranch.

[RacerX]

I feel proud when she picks up the dipping container and cleans it out with her tongue.

Dip it. I like that.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Animal crackers, chips, fruit rollups have all found themselves in the Dip It

[TopDawg]

Substitute ranch for your cereal milk and you've got one delicious...and nutritious...start to your day.

[Frozen Sooner]

[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial][SIZE=2]what do you want with your wings?


Bleu Cheese?

[bri]

sam and ellas in tahlequah has a pizza with ranch instead of tomato sauce-cant think what they call it but its good

[TopDawg]

Everything at that place is GUD!

[TopDawg]

Everything at that place is GUD!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Everything at that place is GUD!

[12thmanSoonerfan]

If I'm ever waterboarded, I hope they use Ranch.

[bri]

Oh man, I'd tell them whatever they wanted to hear if they did that. Ranchboarding would be AWEXOME!!!

[TopDawg]

Everything at that place is GUD!

Dangit! Beat me to it.

Yeah, that place is GUD!

[soonerboomer93]

Ranch is like black. It goes with everything.

And to think I never knew that until a few years ago when I started going to Hooters. Life doesn't get any better than buffalo shrimp (with ranch) followed by a buffalo chicken sandwich (with ranch) with a side order of fries (with ranch). Yum!

in honor of this thread, i'm stopping by hooters on my way home (well, i haven't had lunch yet either)