Hillary says,...

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://www.bluespotblog.com/uploaded_images/061128_clinton_obama_hmed5p-753414.hmedium

"Just between you and me, Barack, Nicorette is for pussies."

[Jerk]

Barack:

"You had better get used to wearing a Burka, woman"

[Whet]

"Say Hillary, you got any Kools with ya? I'm really needin' one!"

[SoonerInFla]

Barack:

"I've got some good cigars back in the room"

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://www.bluespotblog.com/uploaded_images/061128_clinton_obama_hmed5p-753414.hmedium

"Hillary, if in a snowball's chance in hell you win - please remember we Marlboro Men need your universal health care!"

[Jerk]

"Smell my finger"

[Chuck Bao]

Barack: "No, it's your turn to play bad cop with the cry-baby Republicans."

[stoopified]

Barack:

"I've got some good cigars back in the room"
Bill and I invited some interns to party with us,so the cigars may be a little skanky.

[Jerk]

"I'm Rick James, B*tch!"

[Octavian]

Even in my pants suit....I'd kick your *** if these cameras weren't around.

[soonerinabilene]

"Hey, How do you know so much about Oops, I crapped my pants?"
"Because Im wearing them. And I just did."

[StoopTroup]

How can the current candidates compete with this?

GW the Great (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqLvBUSJucg&NR=1)