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crawfish
2/26/2008, 04:23 PM
Here's the man for you!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html?


I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.2.jpg
Howzit
2/26/2008, 04:24 PM
Yeah, well I'm getting lots of responses.
soonerbrat
2/26/2008, 04:25 PM
oh darnit, he's allergic to cats. oh well.
MamaMia
2/26/2008, 04:25 PM
He lied about his hair.
soonerbrat
2/26/2008, 04:26 PM
what are fantasy role play aesthetics?
crawfish
2/26/2008, 04:29 PM
what are fantasy role play aesthetics?

Come on over and I'll show you. :texan:
soonerbrat
2/26/2008, 04:30 PM
hey! that's my boyfriend. boy is he in trouble.
rufnek05
2/26/2008, 04:33 PM
Best part

We could go get dinner (under $20)

you know he still lives in his mom's basement and has no job.
dolemitesooner
2/26/2008, 04:37 PM
LMAO
soonerbrat
2/26/2008, 04:38 PM
Best part


you know he still lives in his mom's basement and has no job.


that's probably where he kills his "dates"
dolemitesooner
2/26/2008, 04:46 PM
Give the poor guy a ****ing chance
yermom
2/26/2008, 04:52 PM
Give me a ****ing chance

fixed.
crawfish
2/26/2008, 04:57 PM
At least he's a nice, conservative kid who's not into that weird unsanctioned spells thing.
Howzit
2/26/2008, 05:00 PM
Give the poor guy a ****ing chance
No kidding. Some of these haters are going to have level 11 lightning bolts cast at their ***.

Book it.
Whet
2/26/2008, 05:01 PM
And not into that dang goth stuff!
Mjcpr
2/27/2008, 09:48 AM
I think he posts in teh IT.
sooneron
2/27/2008, 09:56 AM
I thought only the stay close to home Norwegian Brawlers had brown hair?
IB4OU2
2/27/2008, 10:14 AM
No kidding. Some of these haters are going to have level 11 lightning bolts cast at their ***.

Book it.

Weird...I had level 8 *** thunder the other day. Who'd I *iss off? :eek:
tommieharris91
2/27/2008, 10:22 AM
I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication.

Well, at least he's honest. :eek:
OU4LIFE
2/27/2008, 10:30 AM
Yeah, well I'm getting lots of responses.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff67/OU4LIFE_2007/howzitlevel8.jpg
VeeJay
2/27/2008, 10:54 AM
What would be a sanctioned spell as opposed to a non-sanctioned one?

Pardon my naievete.
12
2/27/2008, 11:16 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/eddiefantasy.jpg
Beef
2/27/2008, 11:40 AM
What would be a sanctioned spell as opposed to a non-sanctioned one?

Pardon my naievete.
If you have to ask, it's too late and you're ****ed anyway.
soonerinabilene
2/27/2008, 11:53 AM
I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird

At least the dude has standards.
crawfish
2/27/2008, 12:12 PM
What would be a sanctioned spell as opposed to a non-sanctioned one?

Pardon my naievete.

I think they involve enzyte, incense and farm animals.

But I assure you, I don't know.