OUTromBoNado
2/24/2008, 01:58 AM
I was at first very taken aback when you whistled at me and made a beeline straight for me in the Produce section. I was very startled by you, and was thinking I was about to have a Deliverance-moment. Instead, you looked at me and said, "Looks like somebody puked on your hat."
Obviously, you were not pleased with the wondrous crimson and cream head apparel I was sporting. I have no problem with that. After all, I am living in Texas. However, my beef is that you did not allow me to reply. No, instead, you walked briskly away. What? Were you afraid that I'm was going to kick your a$$?
I can see how you might think that...seeing as your in your early 60s, and I'm in my 20s. But, I'll be brutally honest here, I'm a rather short and portly fellow. No, no, no. I admit it. I doubt I could beat anybody up. I might have a chance with a 12-year old...depending on his size. Hell, the Olson Twins could kick my a$$. Although, that might not be so bad...could be fun. But, I digress....
As I said, you walked away rather quickly without giving me a chance to respond. I had several witty things to throw back...depending on which school you support.
But, seriously, was "Looks like somebody puked on your hat" the best you could do. We're in the Produce section of the United! If you're gonna do this sh!t in public, let's throw down! Throw something original at me!
Since you left so quickly, I'm going to respond here. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson, "Well, allow me to retort." I would give you something complicated and witty, but I'm not sure you would understand it. Instead, I'll settle for these three words,
**** off, dip****
Sincerely,
OTBN
Obviously, you were not pleased with the wondrous crimson and cream head apparel I was sporting. I have no problem with that. After all, I am living in Texas. However, my beef is that you did not allow me to reply. No, instead, you walked briskly away. What? Were you afraid that I'm was going to kick your a$$?
I can see how you might think that...seeing as your in your early 60s, and I'm in my 20s. But, I'll be brutally honest here, I'm a rather short and portly fellow. No, no, no. I admit it. I doubt I could beat anybody up. I might have a chance with a 12-year old...depending on his size. Hell, the Olson Twins could kick my a$$. Although, that might not be so bad...could be fun. But, I digress....
As I said, you walked away rather quickly without giving me a chance to respond. I had several witty things to throw back...depending on which school you support.
But, seriously, was "Looks like somebody puked on your hat" the best you could do. We're in the Produce section of the United! If you're gonna do this sh!t in public, let's throw down! Throw something original at me!
Since you left so quickly, I'm going to respond here. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson, "Well, allow me to retort." I would give you something complicated and witty, but I'm not sure you would understand it. Instead, I'll settle for these three words,
**** off, dip****
Sincerely,
OTBN