Stuff White People Like

[silverwheels]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

I tried to search, but it won't work so if this has been posted before...deal with it.

[silverwheels]

Examples:


Mos Def
Standing Still at Concerts
Recycling
Expensive Sandwiches
Toyota Prius
Japan

[frankensooner]

I read a little, but that was a lot of writing. Were mayonaise and white bread options?

[silverwheels]

No, that's too obvious.


#42. Sushi

Regardless if you are vegetarian, vegan, or just guilty about eating meat, all white people love Sushi. To them, it’s everything they want: foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the ‘uneducated.’

But there are different levels of white person Sushi love. At the bottom are the spicy tuna/california roll eaters. These are the people who get their fix at places named “Rock And Roll!” “Magic Sushi Company,” or Trader Joes-type supermarkets. Often times, this sushi isn’t the most authentic, but white people can’t get enough!

The next level up is the entry level Sushi snob, these are people who still love rolls, but are willing to branch out to Salmon and Tuna sashimi, maybe even eel.

Finally, you have the white sushi snob. These people just take it all way too far. Often times, they will only sit at the sushi bar, will try to order in Japanese and will only order Omakase. These people will often be extremely critical of anyone who eats a roll of any type or does not properly flip the nighiri into their mouths.

When white people get Sushi they all want to order Sake to complete the authentic experience.

So, how can this information be turned into personal gain?

White people are obsessed with finding good sushi, therefore if you offer to take them to ‘the best sushi place’ in town, you are sure to have them accept. If you are asian man, this is an almost no-fail method of getting dates with white girls, and maybe, just maybe joining Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad.

In addition, going out for Sushi is considered a special evening in white person culture. Not as special as breakfast, but still, it comes with expectations.

[TopDaugIn2000]

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[silverwheels]

My dad is guilty of #11.

[Pricetag]

Man, that list of top ten hip hop songs that white people like is hilarious. It's like the soundtrack to my high school.

[KC//CRIMSON]

No, that's too obvious.


#42. Sushi




Naw, sushi’s played — white people like Thai food now.

[yermom]

mmmm...Thai food

[BigRedJed]

Mmm... ...sushi and Thai food...

Just not from the same place.

[silverwheels]

Guitar Hero needs to be on there. White kids go crazy over that ****.

[Beef]

Does yellow fever ever go away?

[KC//CRIMSON]

My dad is guilty of #11.


Ain't nothing wrong with that. Dad knows what's up!

[silverwheels]

Ain't nothing wrong with that. Dad knows what's up!

I guess not, since that's how I got here. :D

[Hot Rod]

Got a chuckle out of #31 and the pic.

[SoonerBorn68]

Please delete this thread. I find it offensive and racist.

[goingoneight]

Standing still at concerts is a bad thing? Geez, I never knew you were supposed to go to watch your favorite band play live just so you could totally avoid watching them just to dance. :rolleyes:

[mdklatt]

Wow, I hardly like any of that stuff. Maybe I'm black? I wouldn't know. Like Steven Colbert, I don't see race.

[silverwheels]

Standing still at concerts is a bad thing? Geez, I never knew you were supposed to go to watch your favorite band play live just so you could totally avoid watching them just to dance. :rolleyes:

Geez, white people are touchy. :D ;)

[Blue]

Heh. I just joined a co-ed kickball league w/ some friends.

[Blue]

They forgot KKK meetings, though.