I've made a horrible mistake

[Howzit]

This morning I took a shower and grabbed the little soap the hotel provides. It was fragrant, but not overly so. It lathered well, and left me feeling fresh and ready to take on the day.

But then I got out of the shower and realized that I had used the FACE soap instead of the BODY soap. I feel like my day has been set slightly askew. Somehow the world seems a skosh off-center, and I just know I have committed some karmic offense.

What should I do?

[OU4LIFE]

Die in a fire?

[OU4LIFE]

was that too harsh?

You could just go ahead and move yourself into Elvira's nursing home.

[Howzit]

fag.

[Howzit]

bsg said I could.

[Howzit]

In fact, she encouraged it.

[Sooner_Bob]

Sounds like you're ready to "face" the day to me.

[OU4LIFE]

you could try eating your cereal with a fork instead of spoon.

but I'd stay away from the cigarettes regardless of what BSG says.

[Howzit]

you could try eating your cereal with a fork instead of spoon.



I expected more from the creator of the spork.

[Sooner_Bob]

Or have coffee in your cream.

[Howzit]

That's naughty code.

I just know it.

Over.

[OU4LIFE]

I expected more from the creator of the spork.

that was a long time ago. You're probably disappointed that I didn't recommend Live-Chicken-in-a-Can, too...Mr. Iliveinthepast guy.

[Howzit]

blahblahblahblah

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[OU4LIFE]

:D

they make a new shampoo for manly men, so you shouldn't try it, it's called Nair.

but seriously, it's for men, so stay away from it.

[crawfish]

Blind chicks might not be able to tell the rest of the body from your face.

Think about the possibilities.

[Sooner_Bob]

So wait . . . you gave your body a facial?

[Howzit]

:D

they make a new shampoo for manly men, so you shouldn't try it, it's called Nair.

but seriously, it's for men, so stay away from it.

Oooooh, Mr Tricky McTrickster.

I already know about that Nair stuff. It's how I manscape.

[Howzit]

So wait . . . you gave your body a facial?

The sea turtle lays eggs at high tide.

Over.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Don't wear any underwear?

[Howzit]

Buhscuze me?

[IB4OU2]

Turpentine will take all that off....YWIA

[crawfish]

Blind chicks might not be able to tell the rest of the body from your face.

Think about the possibilities.

JUST THINK!!!

[OU4LIFE]

I'm going to go ahead and stick with my original response.

DIAF

[Howzit]

JUST THINK!!!

:les: I AM THINKING...GIMME A MINUTE!!!!1

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, I think you can relax. All it'll do is make your body skin softer than normal. You just won't have the deodorant protection of the body soap.

So at least today you have an excuse for walking around smelling like a chimp that just crawled out of a dumpster.

:eddie:

[Howzit]

That's ok, because I don't sweat.

I glisten.

[BigRedJed]

Softer than normal? Howzit's skin is pretty soft already, if I remember.

[Mixer!]

Lid's gonna love this thread.











Just sayin'. :pop:

[Howzit]

And the Nair has made me really wrinkly...there.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Widescreen]

Apparently using girlie scented soap has made you use words like "skosh". You have my pity.

[SouthFortySooner]

Immediately brush your hairs and comb your teeth. :D

[NormanPride]

And the Nair has made me really wrinkly...there.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Dude, you're just wrinkly. It's time to just face things.

[OU4LIFE]

it's from all the swimming. The water was COLD!

[Sooner_Bob]

http://fagnipple.com/images/jason_0034.jpg

[Widescreen]

Put out an APB on Howzit. His misuse of soap may have had devastating consequences.

[OU4LIFE]

Updated.

DIAF list (http://bfcfgof.com/ou4ldiafl/)

[Howzit]

Yay! I made a list!

[Widescreen]

Updated.

DIAF list (http://bfcfgof.com/ou4ldiafl/)
At least we have your avatar to remember him by.

[OU4LIFE]

yeah, that's the look he makes when you say 'Who's a good boooy'.