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soonerbrat
2/19/2008, 06:55 PM
http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1167


Johnny Knoxville tore his urethra...OUCH

Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting "Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel." Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don't want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV, but let's just say before letting Travis Pastrana teach me how to do a backflip on a motorcycle I should have had him teach me to ride one first. Heh-heh...bad for me, good for our viewing audience at home. Have to go now. Have to empty the **** bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals. Ouch, and see you on the 23rd. By the way, lots of great stuff in the Evel Knievel tribute besides my trip to the hospital--lots!
--Johnny Knoxville

bri
2/19/2008, 07:08 PM
I'm amazed that those guys aren't more deader.

proud gonzo
2/19/2008, 07:17 PM
I'm amazed that those guys aren't more deader.no s***

picasso
2/19/2008, 07:19 PM
dint she just get into it with Beyonce?

StoopTroup
2/19/2008, 07:22 PM
Nice link...lol


I never tore my urethra, but Urethra Franklin tore me a new one after I accidentally ate one of her twelve ham sandwiches.

proud gonzo
2/19/2008, 11:50 PM
no s***I don't think y'all appreciate how funny that post was.

GottaHavePride
2/20/2008, 12:00 AM
Or how funny it would have been except you don't s*** through a urethra. You p*** with it.


HA!

proud gonzo
2/20/2008, 12:02 AM
IT WAS STILL FUNNY! [hairGel]

OCUDad
2/20/2008, 12:03 AM
At least his vulva is intact.

GottaHavePride
2/20/2008, 12:20 AM
Mulva?

BigRedJed
2/20/2008, 09:41 AM
First time I read this, I didn't even catch that this happenend here.