Am I being tested?

[achiro]

Sports Illustrated has been sending magazines to the office for a while. Well what do you know, today they send me the Swimsuit edition. For obvious reasons, that one will not sit in the lobby but my wife, who goes through the mail, doesn't just toss it in the trash...she brings it in to me. She did acknowledge that it was the SSE so she is aware of the scantily clad wimminz inside. She lays it face down on my desk, says something about a few of the suits being painted on, not real, but painted on suits, then walks away, leaving it there in all its glory.
Now the question, am I suppose to look at it so I can comment when/if she asks about the painted on suits? Am I suppose to not look at it and say, I dunno I didn't ever look? or Look but act as if I hadn't?

I'm thinking #3 will get me busted because she has marked it somehow to know if I've opened it or not...

HELP ME OUT HERE SO!!!!!!!!!:eek: :(

[mdklatt]

http://photo.gangus.com/d/26788-2/ackbar.jpg

[The]

Make sure next time she sees it, the pages won't open....

[olevetonahill]

Act Like you didnt Look .
Send to me ;)

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Tell her no thanks unless you both look at it at the same time...

[Jimminy Crimson]

Ask her if you can paint a suit on her. That's what she wants. I think.

[OUDoc]

Who cares if it's a trap, you gotta look.

[HskrGrl]

I really hope you didn't say "Thanks! If you need me I'll be in the bathroom."

[Frozen Sooner]

I think that if your wife is seriously threatened by you taking a peek at the swimsuit issue, that's her problem, not yours.

Which makes it your problem, I guess.

Hell, you're a doctor. Trade her in on a trophy wife.

;)

[olevetonahill]

I think that if your wife is seriously threatened by you taking a peek at the swimsuit issue, that's her problem, not yours.

Which makes it your problem, I guess.

Hell, you're a FAKE doctor. Trade her in on a trophy wife.

;)

:eek:

[Frozen Sooner]

I was trying to be nice. ;)

[soonerinabilene]

Tell her you didnt look at it because you were busy looking at actual porn.

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh. The infamous "Yeah, honey, I'm totally desensitized to that now. You wouldn't BELIEVE the stuff I look at to get off now" defense.

[OU-HSV]

Sure, read it/look at it. Then take the mag to her and tell her you want to paint a bikini onto her like the one from your mag. Then of course flip to the one you like the best and show her. That ought to work.

I never renewed my recently expired subscription, but funny enough, they sent me that swimsuit edition as well. It's just a bunch of taunting pics anyways, it doesn't show TOO much.

[olevetonahill]

I was trying to be nice. ;)
Dont work, your a Mod and **** !;)

[OCUDad]

Fake doctor, fake swimsuits. It all makes sense.

[soonerbrat]

I think that if your wife is seriously threatened by you taking a peek at the swimsuit issue, that's her problem, not yours.

Which makes it your problem, I guess.

Hell, you're a doctor. Trade her in on a trophy wife.

;)


:mad:

that's what happened to me

:cry:

[soonerbrat]

oh wait..i was married to and dumped by a real doctor. nevermind.

[Scott D]

people still look at the swimsuit issue?

[Jimminy Crimson]

people still look at the swimsuit issue?

...for the bodypainting! :texan:

[Frozen Sooner]

:mad:

that's what happened to me

:cry:

Er..

Ah..

You can be my trophy wife any day?

[Jimminy Crimson]

You should have shot back at the wife, "Oh yeah, well you should see Lindsay Lohan's new pictures!" :cool:

[Blue]

This is seriously an issue? The swimsuit issue? The issue, not a issue. Of a magazine. The issue is the issue.

Where are your balls?

[OUsooner1]

I'll be happy to take the heat for ya buddy.

[tommieharris91]

Get caught red-handed, but make sure your pants stay up. :texan:

[soonerbrat]

Er..

Ah..

You can be my trophy wife any day?


i am quite a catch. i like football (and other sports) and beer, and i play poker and hang out with boys. and i don't mind if you look at the swimsuit issue.

[soonermix]

Am I suppose to not look at it and say, I dunno I didn't ever look? or Look but act as if I hadn't?


she handed it to you. you are supposed to look at it and not really say anything. then when she asked you about it do not lie about it say what you are really feeling.... Not enough stories about College Football in particular OU Football... no big deal

[Frozen Sooner]

i am quite a catch. i like football (and other sports) and beer, and i play poker and hang out with boys. and i don't mind if you look at the swimsuit issue.

Deal!

[soonerbrat]

i'm not moving to alaska

[OUDoc]

i'm not moving to alaska
Here comes the attitude already, Mike.

[Scott D]

oh the bodypainting. Last time I saw a swimsuit issue it was like...'meh'

[soonerbrat]

Here comes the attitude already, Mike.



know why I'm not a doctor's wife anymore? I don't take orders.

[olevetonahill]

know why I'm not a doctor's wife anymore? I don't take orders.
How about Strong Suggestions ?

[soonerbrat]

How about Strong Suggestions ?


I will listen to suggestions :D

[olevetonahill]

I will listen to suggestions :D
Good Get me a beer Baby
;)

[Sooner_Bob]

Some of those painted on "suits" are kinda nice . . . or so I'm told.

[soonerbrat]

Good Get me a beer Baby
;)



that sounds an awful lot like an order.

[Frozen Sooner]

know why I'm not a doctor's wife anymore? I don't take orders.

But can you take 30"?

No, seriously, that's what I need my pants hemmed to. I have short legs.

[soonerbrat]

But can you take 30"?

No, seriously, that's what I need my pants hemmed to. I have short legs.


I don't sew, I don't iron, I don't fold anyone's laundry but my own...I don't have parties with fancy food for people I don't know.

more reasons I'm not married to a doctor anymore.

[olevetonahill]

that sounds an awful lot like an order.
Just a Strong Suggestion Hon . Just a strong Suggestion;)

[olevetonahill]

I don't sew, I don't iron, I don't fold anyone's laundry but my own...I don't have parties with fancy food for people I don't know.

more reasons I'm not married to a doctor anymore.
But here we go again
Would you toss Mine in the drawer ?
:hot:

[soonerbrat]

no, but i'll make nachos before the game.

[Scott D]

mmm nachos

[olevetonahill]

no, but i'll make nachos before the game.
Done
Ill toss mine In the Clean corner !
Now When you want to move to the Olevet Shack In the Woods ?
Dont need Nuthin But what ever you want to bring .

[olevetonahill]

mmm nachos
bro Them nachos sealed the Deal :cool:

[Osce0la]

Tell her you didnt look at it because you were busy looking at actual porn.
word.

Tell her you were looking at playboy, but several of the pics had been touched up, so it wasn't actual nudity...