so.......this place

[jk the sooner fan]

is like an amusement park today

[LilSooner]

only better.

[Mongo]

where are the funnel cakes?

[jk the sooner fan]

only better.


naww, the rides suck here

[JohnnyMack]

The older boy's off studying for his career.

College?

Carnival.

[BigRedJed]

Are there clowns at amusement parks? Because if there aren't clowns, I think it's more like a circus!

[JohnnyMack]

where are the funnel cakes?

Have you checked your fat ***?

[jk the sooner fan]

see, there arent any rides here........get it?

[BigRedJed]

Man, that sounds like a crappy amusement park.

[Mongo]

Have you checked your fat ***?

I can spoil myself once and a while

[yermom]

Are there clowns at amusement parks? Because if there aren't clowns, I think it's more like a circus!

am i a clown? do i amuse you?

[JohnnyMack]

I can spoil myself once and a while

I want me some Whataburger. Double. With cheese. And some of them little ketchup tubs.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'...step right up, folks...who's next in line for the unsafe, raggedy, sucky ride?...'

[Beef]

I can soil myself once and a while
YAY!

[Mixer!]

Whataburger ketchup = teh win.

[BigRedJed]

"High and dry..."

[Mongo]

I want me some Whataburger. Double. With cheese. And some of them little ketchup tubs.


will do, but they never give you enough ketchup. they do have the best ketchup though

[BigRedJed]

am i a clown? do i amuse you?
"Look at this guy! Did your momma dress you for the fair?"

[BigRedJed]

"High and dry...."

[JohnnyMack]

You have to have smoked like 14 cartons of cigarettes a day to get the same voice as the "High and dry" guy Jed.

[Osce0la]

Have you checked your fat ***?
post reported




;)

[BigRedJed]

"Are you spending your whole allowance trying to get me wet, junior?"

[BigRedJed]

"High and dry..."

[BigRedJed]

"Hey pal, maybe you should have your wife start throwing for you..."

[BigRedJed]

"High and dry...."

[JohnnyMack]

"Are you spending your whole allowance trying to get me wet, junior?"

What are things the hooker says to Mongo?

[soonerbrat]

will do, but they never give you enough ketchup. they do have the best ketchup though


best ketchup evar and they will give you more if you ask for it.


and please, no clowns. seriously. don't underestimate the creepiness factor when it comes to clowns.

[NormanPride]

"High and dry...."

What are things olevet says after he blows his budget on hash? :D

[Mixer!]

How do those carnys manage to keep their razor-thin, haggard look being around all those deep fried foods all day?

[soonerbrat]

How do those carnys manage to keep their razor-thin, haggard look being around all those deep fried foods all day?


diet, pilates and crack. but without the diet and pilates.

[Mongo]

best ketchup evar and they will give you more if you ask for it.


I am scared to, I am affraid they are gonna bite me with their meth teeth if I anger them

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

That's probably a legit fear.

:mack:

[soonerbrat]

I am scared to, I am affraid they are gonna bite me with their meth teeth if I anger them


really, they're harmless. as long as you say please.

[Frozen Sooner]

Man, I could go for some Whataburger right about now.

[sooner_born_1960]

Did someone say "clown"?

http://www.scaryornot.com/scaries/img3ff7203d0754d.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

Man, I could go for some Whataburger right about now.
They've got the honey bbq chicken strip sandwich right now.

The sloppier the better.

[Viking Kitten]

"High and dry...."

"I think it's safe to assume these two ladies are "together."

[silverwheels]

They've got the honey bbq chicken strip sandwich right now.

The sloppier the better.

It was okay. I still prefer their honey butter chicken biscuits if we're talking :chicken:

[Beef]

The sloppier the better.
That applies to so many things in life.

[Sooner_Bob]

I have a day off and don't post all morning and you people go nuts.



Ok, what'd I miss?

[NormanPride]

It's the offseason.

[Beef]

I have a day off and don't post all morning and you people go nuts.



Ok, what'd I miss?
Rub it in that you're off today. ******hole.

[OCUDad]

I have a day off and don't post all morning and you people go nuts.



Ok, what'd I miss?Move along... nothing to see here.