Burning chocolate

[Sooner_Bob]

So my daughter thought it'd be cool to heat up some chocolate in the microwave. For 6 minutes!

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[Mjcpr]

Yeah, my step son did that once with a microwave dinner or something. It said nuke on high for 3:00 or something and he put 30:00.

[Harry Beanbag]

Yeah, my step son did that once with a microwave dinner or something. It said nuke on high for 3:00 or something and he put 30:00.

Did he at least cut the plastic out over the potatoes?

[Mjcpr]

He did, but he got outside the lines and into the peas and carrots.

I had to beat his *** for that.

[Sooner_Bob]

A friend's son punched 99:99 and "start" on their microwave one day as they walked out the door to go to church. Luckily the house was ok, but the microwave was toast.

[Harry Beanbag]

He did, but he got outside the lines and into the peas and carrots.

I had to beat his *** for that.


Like a good dad should. :texan:

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, for whatever reason at one point I thought a microwaved potato took a REALLY long time to cook.

They don't. At least not that long.

[Harry Beanbag]

Yeah, for whatever reason at one point I thought a microwaved potato took a REALLY long time to cook.

They don't. At least not that long.


I have no idea how long it takes. I just hit he POTATO button and it'll be done when I hear the beep.

[Sooner_Bob]

You gotta punch holes in it with a fork . . .

[sooner_born_1960]

My roommate dried out some firewood in the microwave one time. The whole apartment filled with smoke, and the wood was burning on the inside. We had to grab it with pot holders and throw it in a sink full of water.

[proud gonzo]

So my daughter thought it'd be cool to heat up some chocolate in the microwave. For 6 minutes!how old is your daughter

[Frozen Sooner]

how old is your daughter

You interested?

:hot:

[proud gonzo]

You interested?

:hot::mad:

[AlbqSooner]

My roommate dried out some firewood in the microwave one time. The whole apartment filled with smoke, and the wood was burning on the inside. We had to grab it with pot holders and throw it in a sink full of water.
Lord mon - don't think I woulda told that one on myself.

[Sooner_Bob]

how old is your daughter


She's 9 . . . will be 10 in April.

[sooner_born_1960]

Lord mon - don't think I woulda told that one on myself.
I swear. My roommate did it.

[goingoneight]

Anyone ever seen a kid re-heat an Arby's sandwich still wrapped in teh foil?

Cost me a new microwave... :mad:

[Sooner_Bob]

That's another way to smell up the kitchen.

[GottaHavePride]

Or leaving popcorn in the microwave just a few minutes too long. That one requires evacuation.

[mdklatt]

Or leaving popcorn in the microwave just a few minutes too long. That one requires evacuation.


Tell my sister. :mad:

It says 3-6 minutes DEPENDING ON THE WATTAGE OF YOUR MICROWAVE.

[mdklatt]

My roommate dried out some firewood in the microwave one time.

How freakin' big was your microwave??

[Sooner_Bob]

Luckily the smell seems to have dissipated a little . . . it was pretty bad.

[sooner_born_1960]

How freakin' big was your microwave??
Big enough to hold a couple logs.

[12]

gross

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I knew a guy that put his bong in the microwave (full of water) so that the resin would make a more robust resin soup for him to drink one time when he ran out of weed.

That guy was a trip. He's always get nekkid every single time he got drunk. He always had one of those giant thermal mugs you get at a convenience store full of Wild Turkey and Coke. Everybody loved him. He'd just walk around being funny drunk guy and you'd turn around for a minute and he'd be standing there nekkid with only his ballcap and his shoes on still holding that cup just sipping away. He looked just like Gallagher.

God love you, Nekkid Tony.

[TUSooner]

Reminds me of the stoners who tried to dry their reefer out in the microwave of a 7-Eleven. The smell proved incriminating, but they didn't notice until the cops arrived.

[NormanPride]

My freshman year in college, some idiot on our floor in Couch got drunk at a frat party, came back, and decided he was hungry. So he stuck a package of popcorn (still in the plastic) and a box of chips ahoy in the microwave and hit 30:00. Then he passed out.

10 minutes later, floors 7-11 of Couch got evacuated because the whole floor was filled with smoke. He was still passed out in their bathroom when I knocked on his door to get everyone out at 4 in the morning. :mad: