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Frozen Sooner
2/13/2008, 03:15 PM
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-10388,00.html

Heather Mills had 'six-month affair'

HEATHER Mills had a six-month affair while dating Sir Paul McCartney, it has been claimed.

The former model, who will appear in London's High Court today to settle her bitter divorce battle with The Beatles legend, was "insatiable" in the bedroom and laughed about being "pursued" by Paul while romancing Tim Steel in 1999.

Steel, who had allegedly been sleeping with Heather for three years when she met Paul, said: "Heather was insatiable, she demanded sex six times a night.

I'd come home to find her waiting naked in bed. She had a hoard of vibrators for when she was home alone. Her favourite was a huge back massager that she plugged into the mains.

"She would laugh and say, 'I'm being pursued by a Beatle!' She even showed me text messages from Paul. She was up for it anywhere. Once she pleasured me under my desk while I was at work."

Film editor Steel also revealed Heather, who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorbike accident in 1993, went wild with pleasure when he massaged her amputated limb.

He said: "Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her an orgasm."

Steel claims their secret romance continued until Heather joined Paul on a romantic Caribbean holiday in 2000.

He remained in contact with Heather, 40, until she married Paul, 65, in 2002.

He added to Britain's News of the World newspaper: "I hung around because I didn't think Paul and Heather would last. I knew what Heather was like. She only married him because it opened up lots of doors for her."

Meanwhile, the former model reportedly wept over the weekend after Paul snubbed her desperate pleas to settle their divorce in private.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Heather kept phoning but he wouldn't take her calls. When she eventually did get through she was in tears. She is desperate to settle out of court, but he ended the conversation by saying, 'I will see you in court'. She wanted to tell him she wasn't unfaithful and is worried the claims will affect her payment."

Heather, who parted ways with her legal team after she accused them of giving her bad advice, will represent herself in the five-day hearing.

She is planning to ask Judge Mr. Justice Bennett for a £50 million cash pay out and £30 million in assets and maintenance.

Paul and Heather, who have a four-year-old daughter Beatrice, split in 2006.

BlondeSoonerGirl
2/13/2008, 03:17 PM
:les: RUB MY STUMP!!!

silverwheels
2/13/2008, 03:18 PM
Film editor Steel also revealed Heather, who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorbike accident in 1993, went wild with pleasure when he massaged her amputated limb.

He said: "Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her an orgasm."

:hot:

sanantoniosooner
2/13/2008, 03:18 PM
Hard days night.

Frozen Sooner
2/13/2008, 03:18 PM
:les: RUB MY STUMP!!!

MUH LAIG STUMP!

soonerbrat
2/13/2008, 03:20 PM
sick

Mjcpr
2/13/2008, 03:23 PM
Anyone want to rub my stump?

HskrGrl
2/13/2008, 03:25 PM
Easiest foreplay EVAR!

Curly Bill
2/13/2008, 03:26 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

BlondeSoonerGirl
2/13/2008, 03:26 PM
Anyone want to rub my stump?

http://hort.ifas.ufl.edu/gt/stump/stump7a.jpg

crawfish
2/13/2008, 03:26 PM
Anyone want to rub my stump?

My brain just fried trying to choose one of the obvious replies to this one.

Mjcpr
2/13/2008, 03:28 PM
Watch out Larry, you'll never get rid of her!!

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/20070329heathermills.jpg

Frozen Sooner
2/13/2008, 03:28 PM
Alternate thread titles:

Guess What Heather Mills Is in to. Stumped?

Playing with the Stump gets you 0 rings.

Stump Worrying, Help Is on the Way

Mjcpr
2/13/2008, 03:31 PM
I'd hate to see the size of the boat that thing must need.

MamaMia
2/13/2008, 03:36 PM
I'm having a hard time believing this guy.

Oldnslo
2/13/2008, 03:44 PM
Now sniff it! SNIFF MY STUMP!!!!1!!!

stoops the eternal pimp
2/13/2008, 03:45 PM
I'd be a lot better if you beat my legs with these bamboo reeds.

TexasLidig8r
2/13/2008, 03:46 PM
She's going to represent herself??????:eek:

Paul just saved himself a fortune.

OU4LIFE
2/13/2008, 03:46 PM
stump her right the first time....

soonerbrat
2/13/2008, 03:46 PM
did she cheat on him while they were married?

Mjcpr
2/13/2008, 03:47 PM
She's going to need a moment to herself.

http://brandsonsale.esellerproimages.com/[email protected]

1stTimeCaller
2/13/2008, 03:49 PM
Booty and Heather are the only two women I know that have a massager that plugs into the wall.

:eek:

OU4LIFE
2/13/2008, 03:50 PM
I think this is where Paul got his lawyer. Stump Removal (http://www.timcorbinstreeservice.com/Stumpserv02.htm)

RFH Shakes
2/13/2008, 03:51 PM
http://tf.org/images/covers/Im_Gonna_Git_You_Sucka.jpg

OCUDad
2/13/2008, 03:52 PM
did she cheat on him while they were married?Well, she couldn't exactly cheat on him when they were NOT married, so...

MextheBulldog
2/13/2008, 04:14 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

SoonerStormchaser
2/13/2008, 05:27 PM
This
thread
is
teh
awesome!

mdklatt
2/13/2008, 05:29 PM
My stump, my stump
My lovely lady stump

Frozen Sooner
2/13/2008, 05:30 PM
My stump, my stump
My lovely lady stump

Congratulations.

mdklatt is declared official winner of the internet today.

stoops the eternal pimp
2/13/2008, 05:32 PM
Watcha gonna do with all that leg
All that leg that needs a peg
I m gonna get you get you drunk
get you love drunk off my stump

mdklatt
2/13/2008, 05:36 PM
Congratulations.

mdklatt is declared official winner of the internet today.

Yay!

mdklatt
2/13/2008, 05:37 PM
Watcha gonna do with all that leg
All that leg that needs a peg


:D

stoops the eternal pimp
2/13/2008, 05:42 PM
:D

your post greatly inspired me...and someone making an "o" face over the rubbing of her stump

BigRedJed
2/13/2008, 05:50 PM
Congratulations.

mdklatt is declared official winner of the internet today.
I agree. All I could come up with was stuff like "I like big stumps and I cannot lie" or "You's a fine mother****er won't you back that stump up."

He woulda pwnt me.

crawfish
2/13/2008, 06:01 PM
My stump, my stump
My lovely lady stump

Good lord.

People are wanting to know why I'm laughing so hard, but I don't wanna explain it. :O :texan: :D

TexasLidig8r
2/13/2008, 06:04 PM
OH.. SURE.. it's all fun and games until you have had a loaded stump, with the stray gray hair growing out of it.. waved at you in a conference room!!!!

Those things can be traumatic people.. TRAUMATIC I TELL YOU!!!

SoonerStormchaser
2/13/2008, 06:05 PM
Pure greatness people!

BigRedJed
2/13/2008, 06:05 PM
OH.. SURE.. it's all fun and games until you have had a loaded stump, with the stray gray hair growing out of it.. waved at you in a conference room!!!!

Those things can be traumatic people.. TRAUMATIC I TELL YOU!!!
It would probably be enought to make you want to sue someone.

MojoRisen
2/13/2008, 08:25 PM
Jeeze paul is a little freaky for this- if I were him I would have a herrim of mail order brides from Russia for 80 million - as apposed to the Nympho stump.

OUinFLA
2/13/2008, 08:42 PM
Kinda a different meaning for the phrase:

STUMP BROKE

BigRedJed
2/13/2008, 09:07 PM
I think vet needs to start a Wednesday night drunkytown thread.

BigRedJed
2/13/2008, 09:08 PM
Oops. Maybe I need to start a Tuesday night drunkytown thread.

VeeJay
2/13/2008, 11:05 PM
"Hey, Stump, don't let me down."

I'm thinking Paul got cheated on the foot jobs.

Mixer!
2/13/2008, 11:57 PM
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3627/maccagmt4.jpg

You better run for your life while you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man, that's the end - little girl

LoyalFan
2/14/2008, 07:57 AM
Now it's time to play..."Stump The Chump!"

(See: "Click 'n Clack, The Tappet Brothers.") on NPR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfhSCbL0GfY

LF