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Widescreen

2/13/2008, 10:31 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=513967&in_page_id=1879

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_02/ZTildaSwintonDM_228x714.jpg
An older Scarlett Johansen. Apparently the writer of the article and most of the people commenting think she's stunningly beautiful.

She joined the Communist Party as a student, and said recently that she rejects the "right to pursue happiness" as the heart of the rotten capitalist system.
A limousine communist. Excellent.

She has no vanity and has been mistaken - because of her height and androgynous features - for a man ("I should wear more lipstick," she smiles).

When off-duty she proudly sports hairy legs and "gnarled" feet.
Yummy!

SoonerStormchaser

2/13/2008, 10:44 AM

This thread is worthless without my commenting:

IS THIS GUY ****ING NUTS!?!?!?!?!? I WOULDN'T HIT HER WITH A TEN MILE POLE!!!

Besides, my wife is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hawter than her.

NormanPride

2/13/2008, 10:49 AM

Oh Lord...

2/13/2008, 10:58 AM

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/images/Original/bullies/scut.jpg

yermom

2/13/2008, 10:58 AM

SoonerStormchaser

2/13/2008, 11:03 AM

Hell no!

soonerbrat

2/13/2008, 01:26 PM

i wonder if they let the old codger watch

proud gonzo

2/13/2008, 01:41 PM

dude, did you just compare tilda swinton to scarlett johansson?

soonerbrat

2/13/2008, 01:47 PM

There is something captivating and other-worldly about Tilda Swinton; her powder-white skin, as luminescent as a teenager's, her heavily lidded deep green eyes and that shock of incredible red hair.

bleh

Widescreen

2/13/2008, 02:24 PM

dude, did you just compare tilda swinton to scarlett johansson?
Sarcasm.

Frozen Sooner

2/13/2008, 02:27 PM

There is something captivating and other-worldly

Yeah, she DOES look like an alien.

TUSooner

2/13/2008, 02:34 PM

A catch? I'd throw her back.

KC//CRIMSON

2/13/2008, 02:37 PM

Didn't Leonardio hit that in The Beach?

mikeelikee

2/13/2008, 02:38 PM

When I saw the title to this thread, my initial thought was that it was referring to Hillary. :D

jdsooner

2/13/2008, 03:53 PM

Bow-Wow! If I was married to her, I wouldn't mind someone else taking her off my hands!

silverwheels

2/13/2008, 04:41 PM

Didn't Leonardio hit that in The Beach?

You watched The Beach?