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Rogue
2/13/2008, 06:26 AM
Or is SicEm another elaborate troll a'la SoonerWill that's had us going for a few years?

Several posts over the past few months have raised this question from others. Thought I'd make it official.
Rogue
2/13/2008, 06:30 AM
Miata drivin', lost gettin', mailbox unknowin', Zima drinkin'(OK he admitted that was a bunch of hooey, didn't he), Melo standin' up, now biker beatdown gettin' guy? It gets harder to believe every day.
OUsooner1
2/13/2008, 07:19 AM
We are about to find out the truth. I called him out on the biker incident. Pics and police statement or it didn't happen.
Harry Beanbag
2/13/2008, 07:22 AM
Can we make a pole for all the posters we think are questionable?
BudSooner
2/13/2008, 07:25 AM
Can we make a pole for all the posters we think are questionable?
Leave me out of this.:D
Sooner_Bob
2/13/2008, 08:34 AM
I think all of you people are trolls.
soonerbrat
2/13/2008, 09:20 AM
We are about to find out the truth. I called him out on the biker incident. Pics and police statement or it didn't happen.


what biker incident?

seriously though, can anyone be THAT pathetic? I mean REALLY?
LoyalFan
2/13/2008, 09:32 AM
Soon, very soon, SAS and I are going to arrange a face-to-face with SicEm. Yes, willing we are to make the trek from San Antonio to Wacko just to settle the question.
When ready (enough gas money saved) we'll PM the little rascal and agree to meet him at one of his favorite haunts, perhaps the Christian Science Reading Room or Chuck E. Cheese's.
We'll take DNA samples, of course.

Will report.

LF
SoonerStormchaser
2/13/2008, 09:42 AM
I heard that he only comes out when it's 25 degrees below zero
He can rip your head off
He can bite your face
He killed as many as 100,000 people
He can break a glass
He can also stab you in the ***


Oh wait, that was the biker...
Sooner_Bob
2/13/2008, 09:45 AM
I heard that he only comes out when it's 25 degrees below zero
He can rip your head off
He can bite your face
He killed as many as 100,000 people
He can break a glass
He can also stab you in the ***


Oh wait, that was the biker...


And yet he still refuses to use a public toilet . . .
NormanPride
2/13/2008, 10:13 AM
Is that like a superhero weakness? The ability to down Zimas at an incredible rate, but unable to use the john when he needs to break the seal?
soonerhubs
2/13/2008, 10:21 AM
SicEm and I went to the same High School...I think. ;)
yermom
2/13/2008, 10:29 AM
i've met him twice now

i vote "b", because i hope that's true :D
frankensooner
2/13/2008, 10:33 AM
I've met him, but he couldn't pick me out of a line up, so yes, he is real.

I do however believe that Mongo, Critical Phil and 1stTimeCaller are all the same person, a twelve-year-old girl named Emily.
NormanPride
2/13/2008, 10:41 AM
I think Pat, 4Life, and Howzit are all Emily's 14 year old sister, Sarah.
RedStripe
2/13/2008, 11:06 AM
When SicEm opens a carpet cleaning company...

http://hometown.aol.com/mmro1031/images/swill_ad.jpg
12
2/13/2008, 11:16 AM
Actual people I've met from this board say he is real, so I say "2."

I have photos of his post-beatdown, but won't make them public until he gives the go-ahead. Besides, I'm sure he'll post them before dusk.
RacerX
2/13/2008, 11:26 AM
i've met him twice now

i vote "b", because i hope that's true :D

Me too.
Blue
2/13/2008, 01:40 PM
B. He's made up his persona on the board, though. I think he gets alot of laughs out of it. No harm no foul, just annoying.
proud gonzo
2/13/2008, 01:49 PM
i am not even going to comment on the biker incident. or on the rest of it, for that matter.
Melo
2/13/2008, 01:58 PM
I would say he is real, but I never actually found out.
Think Neil Boortz has an email or phone number that we can contact for confirmation?
Sooner_Bob
2/13/2008, 01:59 PM
i am not even going to comment on the biker incident. or on the rest of it, for that matter.


liar































:D
StoopTroup
2/13/2008, 02:11 PM
Real or not....he's a great SO poster considering he's not a Sooner.
12
2/13/2008, 02:47 PM
Here are the photos I received as evidence:

http://www.austin360.com/shared-gen/blogs/austin/outandabout/owen_wilson.jpg

http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/26/d/AAAAAqUDvAMAAAAAACbdDg.jpg
dolemitesooner
2/13/2008, 04:06 PM
I think he is real.

He is a d-bag one way or the other.

either is is worthless excuse for a man

or he wants to be known as a worthless excuse

=

worthless excuse
Honest Abe
2/13/2008, 05:11 PM
I think he is real.

He is a d-bag one way or the other.

either is is worthless excuse for a man

or he wants to be known as a worthless excuse

=

worthless excuse

post reported
SicEmBaylor
2/13/2008, 05:19 PM
Soon, very soon, SAS and I are going to arrange a face-to-face with SicEm. Yes, willing we are to make the trek from San Antonio to Wacko just to settle the question.
When ready (enough gas money saved) we'll PM the little rascal and agree to meet him at one of his favorite haunts, perhaps the Christian Science Reading Room or Chuck E. Cheese's.
We'll take DNA samples, of course.

Will report.

LF

You or anyone else should. Anytime you're in Waco just drop me a line and we'll have a beer or something.
SoonerStormchaser
2/13/2008, 05:24 PM
Now we know you're fake...you don't drink beer!
12
2/13/2008, 05:26 PM
Don't sweat it, Sic. It's all in good fun until someone gets hurt.;)
soonerboomer93
3/2/2008, 08:06 PM
i'm pretty sure sicem has admitted to being B

his stories are real, he just adds more to them
badger
3/2/2008, 08:23 PM
I believe that Frosty the Snowman is real and appears every winter
bluedogok
3/2/2008, 10:42 PM
what biker incident?

seriously though, can anyone be THAT pathetic? I mean REALLY?
Yes...yes they can....I have known a few who can top him.
Jello Biafra
3/3/2008, 09:06 AM
You or anyone else should. Anytime you're in Waco just drop me a line and we'll have a beer or something.


for those of you who want to meet him....it's the "or something" statement i'd be concerned about.


"hello, clarisse" comes to mind. on the other end of the spectrum, 2girls1cup also comes to mind ;)