Humped by a Hiker

[Turd_Ferguson]

I was mergin onto this trail, and out of nowher comes this.....nm.:O

[LoyalFan]

I was mergin onto this trail, and out of nowher comes this.....nm.:O

...hiker, trotting at full tilt. "Flee for your life!" shrieked the terrified trotter, "It's close, so very close!" Well, at that point I looked toward the direction from whence he'd come and, sure enough, an angry-looking....

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LF

[SoonerStormchaser]

I believe we now have a picture of the incident:
http://www.emanuellevy.com/images/photos/g273uxc08bt.jpg

[Boomer.....]

You got a purddy mouth!

[soonerbrat]

this story is more believable

[StoopTroup]

Maybe he'll think twice about putting cigar in his mouth while in public. ;)

[Zbird]

...hiker, trotting at full tilt. "Flee for your life!" shrieked the terrified trotter, "It's close, so very close!" Well, at that point I looked toward the direction from whence he'd come and, sure enough, an angry-looking....

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LF

Mongoose, obviously "in season", ran shrieking toward us, drool and small children's appendages protruding from the corners of it's mouth when....

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