I was in jail and my Japanese grandfather named Hussein bailed me out.

[Frozen Sooner]

So there.

[SoonerStormchaser]

This thread has potential.

[usmc-sooner]

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain

[Frozen Sooner]

This thread has potential.

Even better-he did it with free Venezuelean oil credits.

[Frozen Sooner]

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain

That sounds like a perfect country and western song.

One of the all-time great karaoke songs there.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Three more to go Mike...make em count!

[Scott D]

But did you remember to vote for a guy named Adolf after WWII?

[usmc-sooner]

as long as you didn't throw you hands up in victory and run around

[Sooner_Havok]

But did you remember to vote for a guy named Adolf after WWII?

I Have been voting for Adolph ever since I turned 21! Mmm Mmm, Adolphus Coors made a damn fine banquet beer!

[SouthFortySooner]

This thrread needs more guns

[GottaHavePride]

Do you have your tickets... to the gun show?

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/broncorocks/Anchorman/Guns.jpg

[usmc-sooner]

This thrread needs more guns

this thread needs lawyers, guns and money

[SouthFortySooner]

money... its a hit

[GottaHavePride]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w234/JJCOUGAR27/DwightGunShow001.gif

[OCUDad]

I once gave a kidney to a guy named Hugo.

[Sooner_Bob]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj281/sooner_bob/hillary-picking.jpg

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj281/sooner_bob/390386144_ccb33ec8de.jpg

[Sooner_Bob]

http://www.flagguys.com/img/uspin.jpg