You Learn Something New Every Day

[dolemitesooner]

today I learned that that white stuff in bathrooms is what you are supposed to clean your but with after taking a ****.

I just **** and would leave

todaysomeone said man you stink. Did you wipe your ***. I said no ...then they told me to go how . I am readin abotu it now on the internets.

I personal think its kinda gross to oput your hand down there

[tommieharris91]

You might also need to learn why there are sinks and paper towels and soap in the bathroom.

[yermom]

i call BS

no one talks to you

[NormanPride]

i call BS

no one talks to you

Three years of posting here, and this is the first thing that made me spit all over my monitor. Dammit.

[BigRedJed]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING!!!

[Whet]

Right hand is for cleaning, left hand is for eating. Or, is it the other way?

[dolemitesooner]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING!!!
**** YOU:D

[Scott D]

Didn't we ****ing get rid of you? :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Crappiest thread ever.

:mack:

[BigRedJed]

If you call him a turd, I will buy you lunch next time I see you.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

today I learned that that white stuff in bathrooms is what you are supposed to clean your but with after taking a ****.

I just **** and would leave

todaysomeone said man you stink. Did you wipe your ***. I said no ...then they told me to go how . I am readin abotu it now on the internets.

I personal think its kinda gross to oput your hand down there

What a turd.

[yermom]

:D

[SoonerStormchaser]

Jeez...that makes every stupid and pathetic thing I've ever done (like marry someone twenty years older than me) pale in comparison.

Thanks for elevating me and Sic'Em to a higher level. ;)

[Rogue]

Doleo,

NM.

-Me

[dolemitesooner]

What a turd.
I will by you lunch next time I see you if you punch jed in the balls when you go to lunch.

**** and beer. enough beer to get you drunk. ON THE HOUSE FOR ONE NUT SHOT

[dolemitesooner]

Didn't we ****ing get rid of you? :D
**** YOU TOO:D

[Whet]

http://www.dolemite.com/images/records/record23.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

I'm back bitches be here all week too. tip your mother ****ing wateriess

[Scott D]

sit the **** down and shut the **** up. the time of dolemite is through, big daddy kane is here to show you what to do.

[dolemitesooner]

blah blah blah

[proud gonzo]

If you call him a turd, I will buy you lunch next time I see you.is that offer good for everyone or just BSG? Because doleo is a major turd.

[dolemitesooner]

i HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE.

[BigRedJed]

is that offer good for everyone or just BSG? Because doleo is a major turd.
Nope. I'll get yours too. And dessert, for the "major" part.

[dolemitesooner]

Nope. I'll get yours too. And dessert, for the "major" part.
ANYONE WHO HITS JED IN THE NUTS GETS DINNER AND THERE BAR TAB PAID FOR.

NO ****.:mad: :D

[yermom]

IN.

turd

[BigRedJed]

YES!! Three lunches. And nobody's kicked me in the nuts yet.

[yermom]

i'll just wait until you've paid for my lunch :D

[BigRedJed]

:mad:

[dolemitesooner]

:mad:
HAHA i WIN BTICH

[yermom]

:mad:

heh

[Scott D]

doleo you still an ignorant decrepit mutha****ah! :)

[GottaHavePride]

i HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE.

Ooooh. Too soon?


Jed, if you buy BSG lunch, I'll buy her drinks*.



*Provided GHP is actually IN Norman for said lunch.