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VeeJay
2/12/2008, 08:48 AM
WTF is up with this nimrod?

He says he's "literally, dreadfully sorry" for someone else's comments regarding the "pimping out" of Chelsea Clinton, yet he himself accused George Bush of "pimping out" General Petraeus.

I think everyone can figure out who the whore is.

:pop:

Curly Bill
2/12/2008, 08:54 AM
He's a tool!

...and an arrogant SOB to boot.

Sooner_Bob
2/12/2008, 09:03 AM
I used to like him when he was on ESPN . . .

OU4LIFE
2/12/2008, 09:03 AM
He should have stuck with Sportscenter.

He and Patrick were money.

Sooner_Bob
2/12/2008, 09:14 AM
Does he ever show up on Patrick's new radio show? I know he did when Dan was still on ESPN radio, but now I have no clue.

OU4LIFE
2/12/2008, 09:20 AM
no idea.

Sooner_Bob
2/12/2008, 09:22 AM
If you can get KREF up there I think they have Dan's show on between 8 - 10 am or so. I can't get AM stations good enough on my little clock radio here in the office to check.

OU4LIFE
2/12/2008, 09:24 AM
I only do siruis at the office.

Sooner_Bob
2/12/2008, 09:32 AM
I wish my receiver hadn't crapped out on me . . . Sirius is nice. I might have to look into getting another one at some point.

crawfish
2/12/2008, 09:38 AM
The libs needed their answer to Rush. I guess. :rolleyes:

I find his rants unlistenable, even when I agree with them somewhat.

TUSooner
2/12/2008, 09:39 AM
Olberman's shtick is OK for sports, but it's foolish and embarrassing when applied to real life or politics.
But that's the world we live in. Everybody on TV and radion needs to shut-up, but it ain't happenin'.

Mjcpr
2/12/2008, 09:41 AM
I only do siruis at the office.

Then you need to spend more time at home because you're boring the hell out of us.

sooneron
2/12/2008, 10:01 AM
ZANG!!

OU4LIFE
2/12/2008, 10:43 AM
Then you need to spend more time at home because you're boring the hell out of us.

this is clearly retaliation for the colon comment from yesterday that I made. My apologies Pat, if I injured your tender sensibilities. or your colon. Please don't take it personal.

Sooner_Bob
2/12/2008, 11:51 AM
Heh (http://www.olbermannwatch.com/)

Animal Mother
2/12/2008, 11:52 AM
WTF is up with this nimrod?

He says he's "literally, dreadfully sorry" for someone else's comments regarding the "pimping out" of Chelsea Clinton, yet he himself accused George Bush of "pimping out" General Petraeus.

I think everyone can figure out who the whore is.

:pop:

You ???

Sooner_Bob
2/12/2008, 11:55 AM
The Olbersaurus:

* adam's apple - from the Olbermann misogynism quiver, used on women to attack their appearance; example: Ann Coulter
* airhead - from the Olbermann misogynism collection, an attractive woman who may actually be dumber than Olbermann; example: Paris Hilton
* amoral - one who criticizes liberals; example: Brit Hume
* bag - from the Olbermann misogynism library, an elderly woman; example: Lindsay Lohan's mother
* big giant head - barb used against competitors with big giant ratings; example: Bill O'Reilly
* boob - someone who disagrees with OlbySpin; example: Rush Limbaugh
* brainless - used for those who don't think in OlbyLogic; example: John Stossel
* bozo - insult line for conservative writers; example: Brent Bozell
* bull**** - email term used to describe any action by "Mister" Bush; example: "totally wrong, bull**** everybody"
* child bride - personal attack line used against men with young wives; unclear if this is still in play as long as KOKat is viable; example: Nicholas Cage; variant: Melana Trump
* circular - clever villification for someone who is overweight; example: Roger Ailes
* clown - see "bozo"
* corrupt - see "amoral"
* crazy - standard Olbermann attack line; examples: Michelle Malkin, Meredith Viera
* creepy - favored slur for successful persons; example: Donald Trump
* crypt-keeper - personal attack on the elderly; example: Rupert Murdoch
* c**t - from the Olbermann misogynism compendium, used to describe a female's private parts; example: "Ann Coulter's c-nt"
* deranged - abuse line for someone who types a wrong name on a website; example: NewsBusters
* delusional - not a liberal; examples: John McCain, Rush Limbaugh
* deteriorating - becoming more conservative; example: John Gibson
* d**k - slang anatomical term, used to put down emailers; example: "you obviously have your head as well as your dick up each other's asses"
* dim-witted - all-purpose invective especially useful when no factual basis can be found for an attack; example: Bill O'Reilly
* disconnected from reality - see delusional
* discredited - all purpose attack line, useful when there is no specific justification; example: "discredited columnist Robert Novak"
* dumb - standard bash line; example: Rita Cosby
* dumba** - variant of "dumb"; example: "case closed, dumbass"
* evil - often applied to Fox employees; example: Bill O'Reilly
* facist - ignorantly misused against talk radio hosts; example: Bill Cunningham
* fat *** - attack line for overweight persons; example: Roger Ailes
* fathead - characterization of competitors; examples: John Gibson, Bill O'Reilly
* fatso - attack line for large-framed conservatives; example: Rush Limbaugh; see also "fat ***"
* flack - slur used against reporters; example: Brian Wilson
* fool - all-purpose gibe for conservatives; example: Michelle Malkin
* **** [noun] - used against enemies, restricted to emails; example: "evil ****" Bill O'Reilly
* **** [verb] - retort to critical emailers; example: "go **** your mother"
* garbage - someone who criticizes Democrats; example: Bill Donahue
* gaunt - see "stick-figure"
* horse - personal attack used to demean women; example: Ann Coulter
* idiot - people whose opinions differ from Olbermann's; examples: Dick Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck
* insane - used for conservatives; examples: Ann Coulter, Leslie Sanchez, Michael Savage
* infamous, deplorable - all purpose attack-line; example: "the infamous, deplorable Matt Drudge"
* Jabba the Hut - see "fat ***"
* jackass - term of nonendearment for competitors; example: Geraldo Rivera
* kill yourself - used to conclude emails; example: "Save the oxygen for somebody whose brain can use it. Kill yourself."
* lackey - one who works for a living; example: NY Daily News employee Katherine Thompson
* liar - knock for one who does not speak in Democrat talking points; examples: "Mister" Bush, Bill O'Reilly, Tony Snow
* Limpbaugh - personal attack line for persons using Viagra (but not Cialis, for obvious reasons); example: Rush Limbaugh
* mister - obsessively used to demean and/or suggest illegitimacy of incumbent Republican Presidents; example: "Mister" Bush
* monkey - insult most famously used against Jewish journalists; example: Chris Wallace
* moron - slam for people Olbermann dislikes or envies; examples: Michael Savage, Bill O'Reilly
* nitwit - general use attack line on conservatives; example: Michelle Malkin, John Derbyshire
* nutjob - jibe used to criticize conservatives, especially when using doctored or fake quotes to make a case; example: Rush Limbaugh
* paranoid - used to compare conservatives to mass murderers; example: Rush Limbaugh
* pig - all purpose attack line; example: Bill O'Reilly
* pimp - intellectual journalistic analysis; example: George Bush pimping General Petreaus
* poop - scatalogical insult; example: Bill O'Reilly
* psychotic - retort to emailers and Republican Presidents; example: "if you really are that psychotic...", Bush is "psychotic"
* racist - personal smear for use against conservatives; example: Neal Boortz
* racist - one who believes immigration laws should be enforced; examples: Lou Dobbs, Mitt Romney
* reprehensible - conservative; example: Melanie Morgan
* schmuck - all purpose attack line; example: the mayor of Miami
* sick - smear for non-liberals; example: Bill O'Reilly
* Slappy - insulting nickname with racial connotations, derived from name of black comic Slappy White; examples: emailers, Bill O'Reilly
* sleazy - not in agreement with OlbySpin; example: "Mister" Bush
* slovenly political hack - see "deranged"
* slut - from the Olbermann misogynism treasury, useful for attacking attractive females; example: Paris Hilton
* stick-figure - from the Olbermann misogynism armamentarium, a personal attack on a thin woman; example: Nicole Kidman
* stupid - another all-purpose slam; examples: John Gibson, "Mister" Bush
* swine - someone who gets the best of Olbermann; example: Bill O'Reilly
* tart - from the Olbermann misogynism collection, used to describe female entertainers; example: Britney Spears
* Ted Baxter - moniker applied (without irony) to people deemed insufficiently deferential; example: Bill O'Reilly
* toady - conservative; example: Robert Novak
* toxic - slam for outspoken conservatives; example: Rush Limbaugh
* unattractive - from the Olbermann misogynism reservoir, used to make a personal attack on a woman's appearance; example: Ann Coulter is "not as attractive" as Michael Moore
* weird - see "creepy"
* whore - attack line favored for use against more successful competitors; example: Fox News
* yutz - Yiddish swear word, used to vilify conservatives; example: Glenn Beck
* zombie - one who does not watch Countdown; example: Fox News viewers

Link (http://www.olbermannwatch.com/archives/2006/10/the_keith_konco.php)

picasso
2/12/2008, 01:35 PM
he's a doosh who looks like a cleaned up Groucho Marx.

Sooner_Havok
2/12/2008, 01:39 PM
I don't get it. They really were pimping her out to get votes, what is wrong with calling a spade a spade?

picasso
2/12/2008, 01:43 PM
because he's a hater mannnnn, get with it.

I'd like to kick him square in the junk.

Sooner_Bob
2/12/2008, 01:55 PM
because he's a hater mannnnn, get with it.

I'd like to kick him square in the junk.


So he doesn't wear an American flag pin either? :eek:

TUSooner
2/12/2008, 02:21 PM
he's a doosh who looks like a cleaned up Groucho Marx.
He needs to stick a cigar in his mouth . . . and never take it out, especially to talk.

picasso
2/12/2008, 06:11 PM
So he doesn't wear an American flag pin either? :eek:
it's not that, he's just a narcissistic doosh.

oh and years ago the ESPN folks all wore pairs of Groucho glasses complete with 'stache and eyebrows. Doosh wasn't happy.

Whet
2/12/2008, 09:06 PM
He needs to stick a cigar in his mouth . . . and never take it out, especially to talk.

I think he has that cigar stuck in another orifice!:eek:

VeeJay
2/12/2008, 09:30 PM
Trey Wingo > Keith Olberman

Whet
2/12/2008, 10:19 PM
He works for MSNBC, which is owned by GE. Because of that connection, I do not purchase any GE product - it may not effect GE's bottom line, but I believe it is the right thing to do.

also, here is an interesting story:


Former CBS correspondent and best selling author Bernard Goldberg noted the clear double standard NBC and MSNBC has on liberal versus conservative commentators. On the February 11 edition of "The O’Reilly Factor," Goldberg discussed the corruption at NBC News after the fallout from the David Shuster "pimped out" comments.

Goldberg alluded to left wing partisan commentator Keith Olbermann, without mentioning him by name, and noted that has anchored the election night coverage and moderated a presidential debate. Goldberg posed the question "would NBC News have Rush Limbaugh anchoring their election night coverage on MSNBC? Would they have an angry, ideological right winger like Michael Savage anchor their election night coverage on MSNBC?" He then answered his own question "of course not!" And added that "they do have a left wing bomb thrower doing it."


LINK (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/justin-mccarthy/2008/02/12/bernard-goldberg-attacks-msnbcs-double-standards)

SteelClip49
2/12/2008, 11:59 PM
KEITH OLBERMANN is the only credible one out there and is by far one of the best. He is much better than any blowhard on CNN and Fox Noise. It is also fun seeing Olbermann own O'Reilly whenever stuff comes up.

Good Night and Good Luck

royalfan5
2/13/2008, 12:25 AM
It always blows me away that people actually watch Cable News shows of any stripe. That said, Olbermann is a jackass, much like anyone else who has been employed by ESPN at any point in time, with the exception of their boxing people. Atlas, Tessitore, and Kenny are great.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
2/13/2008, 12:52 AM
he's a doosh who looks like a cleaned up Groucho Marx.Pure Eloquence!

VeeJay
2/13/2008, 08:16 AM
KEITH OLBERMANN is the only credible one out there and is by far one of the best. He is much better than any blowhard on CNN and Fox Noise. It is also fun seeing Olbermann own O'Reilly whenever stuff comes up.

Good Night and Good Luck

Credible. Heh.

Sooner_Bob
2/13/2008, 08:20 AM
It always blows me away that people actually watch Cable News shows of any stripe. That said, Olbermann is a jackass, much like anyone else who has been employed by ESPN at any point in time, with the exception of their boxing people. Atlas, Tessitore, and Kenny are great.


Why do you hate Kenny Mayne?

LoyalFan
2/13/2008, 09:36 AM
To put a more refined and dignified spin on all this talk of Olberman...

I'd like to beat the excretia outta that smarmy bastadge and mop it up with Nancy Pelosi's face!

That will be all.

LF

royalfan5
2/13/2008, 10:43 AM
Why do you hate Kenny Mayne?
Cause he works for ESPN.

picasso
2/13/2008, 06:11 PM
KEITH OLBERMANN is the only credible one out there and is by far one of the best. He is much better than any blowhard on CNN and Fox Noise. It is also fun seeing Olbermann own O'Reilly whenever stuff comes up.

Good Night and Good Luck
hahahaha....


fart noise.

SteelClip49
2/13/2008, 09:34 PM
FNC gives media a bad name. CNN is slowly declining. MSNBC isn't perfect either but if you want the news and actual, legit commentary then MSNBC is the way to go.

usmc-sooner
2/13/2008, 09:40 PM
FNC gives media a bad name. CNN is slowly declining. MSNBC isn't perfect either but if you want the news and actual, legit commentary then MSNBC is the way to go.

only if you want news reports from an idiot

Whet
2/13/2008, 09:58 PM
And the left-wing view point!

SteelClip49
2/14/2008, 02:37 AM
only an idiot thinks Olbermann is an idiot.

VeeJay
2/14/2008, 08:01 AM
Olberman himself said that Goerge Bush was "pimping out" Gen. Petraeus. When the exact "pimping out" comment was used by MSNBC on the Clintons, Olberman grovelled and begged for forgiveness at the feet of Her Highness.

We crass, uneducated morons call that a double standard, and only slightly biased. :rolleyes:

Sooner_Bob
2/14/2008, 08:03 AM
Olberman himself said that Goerge Bush was "pimping out" Gen. Petraeus. When the exact "pimping out" comment was used by MSNBC on the Clintons, Olberman grovelled and begged for forgiveness at the feet of Her Highness.

We crass, uneducated morons call that a double standard, and only slightly biased. :rolleyes:


But you're an "idiot" . . . so who cares? ;)

VeeJay
2/14/2008, 08:12 AM
Methinks Former Employee at OU Athletic Dept. needs to stop by the library once in a while.

SteelClip49
2/14/2008, 02:13 PM
wow, red spek for a comment I made that was actually TRUE.

SCOUT
2/14/2008, 02:42 PM
wow, red spek for a comment I made that was actually TRUE.
Which thread was that comment in?