New Valentines tradition

[jaux]

Just compose your very own handwritten love letter

[sooner_born_1960]

That sounds hokey and contrived.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dear Wife,

I love you.

Sincerely,

your husband

[colleyvillesooner]

gold

[Animal Mother]

Just compose your very own handwritten love letter


X

[soonerinabilene]

Dear woman,
i want fried chicken and mashed potatos with homemade gravy.

Love ya,
Big Daddy

[jaux]

Losers

[NormanPride]

Dear Snuggums,

You are the most wubbliest wooble I ever wubbed! I wish I could snuggle-uggle with you all day long! Make sure you save some of that sweetie disposition of yours for me!

Wuv oo!
-Punkin'

[crawfish]

...and Hallmark makes its money off this how?

[NormanPride]

Because we're all lazy bastards?

[M]

See, now this is something sweet and sincere. A romp in the sack is guaranteed. And, it's free. None of that teddy bear bull****.

[Hot Rod]

Because we're all lazy bastards?

Or the fact we can't rhyme and create haikus...

[NormanPride]

See, now this is something sweet and sincere. A romp in the sack is guaranteed. And, it's free. None of that teddy bear bull****.

So you'd rather your man write you something awkward, hesitant, and mildly offensive than get a card and some chocolate?

[Frozen Sooner]

I can just imagine some of the notes people around here would write.

"Deer Honey.

I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

I love you more than Pat loves 1tc.

John McCain is a liberal.

Luv

Me."

[Viking Kitten]

Or the fact we can't rhyme and create haikus...

Teddy bears are lame
You're money's on the dresser
Buy yourself a gift

[M]

So you'd rather your man write you something awkward, hesitant, and mildly offensive than get a card and some chocolate?


Well, if he chooses to write something so thoughtful as soonerinabilene's suggestion, then that's his choice. He probably wouldn't get any though. :rolleyes:

A card and chocolate would be great, but a thoughtful note wins you bonus points. ;)

[NormanPride]

Deer Cupcayk,

u cn hz cheezbrger if i cn haz sexy tiem, plz?

thaenks,

me

[Viking Kitten]

Try a chocolate fish. That's bound to score points. :D

[M]

But no teddy bears please. :P

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, if he chooses to write something so thoughtful as soonerinabilene's suggestion, then that's his choice. He probably wouldn't get any though. :rolleyes:

A card and chocolate would be great, but a thoughtful note wins you bonus points. ;)

"Dearest M:

Your taste in music is awesome.

Your choice of schools isn't as much.

Here's some chocolate.

Wanna do it?"

;)

[sooner_born_1960]

Flowers are the succ
I ain't buying a dumb card
Get me a cold beer.

Love,
Mark

[M]

Try a chocolate fish. That's bound to score points. :D

Yes!! Now we're talkin.

[M]

"Dearest M:

Your taste in music is awesome.

Your choice of schools isn't as much.

Here's some chocolate.

Wanna do it?"

;)


Yeah my songs kick ***
You will learn to like the orange
If you want some tang.

-M

[BigRedJed]

They have other flavors of Tang besides orange, don't they?

[M]

They have other flavors of Tang besides orange, don't they?

But everyone knows orange is the best.

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah my songs kick ***
You will learn to like the orange
If you want some tang.

-M

Tang is for astronauts
You already send me over the moon
Here's a yellow rose
As we all know, orange is crimson with a big streak of yellow.

Wanna do it?

[M]

Tang is for astronauts
You already send me over the moon
Here's a yellow rose
As we all know, orange is crimson with a big streak of yellow.

Wanna do it?


DENIED! :P

[Viking Kitten]

This thread is very romantical.

[Howzit]

Dear Valentimes,

Roses are red,
Horses, you trot 'em,
I wanna stick it
Into your bottom.

Regards,



I left it blank so's you could just print it off and sign it.

You're welcome.

[Beef]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8845/notejp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Chuck Bao]

On this Valentines Day
Ding-a-ling-a-do-wop.
I sing to you, my love.
Now, suck on my heart-shaped lollipop.

This probably needs a bit more refining by Thursday.

[Mjcpr]

Drilling for oil, hurry and cap it
I want you home so's I can tap it

[ChickSoonerFan]

I have a feeling very few of you guys are getting any this Valentine's Day.

[Beef]

I have a feeling very few of you guys are getting any this Valentine's Day.
Does my right hand count? :O

[Mjcpr]

Any what?

[Mjcpr]

The romance is back, I finally found it



.....I haven't finished this one yet.

[JohnnyMack]

Roses are red,
Howzit sucks wang.

[Howzit]

Valentimes Haiku,

Forth, my love doth spurt
Now that I think about it,
Froth, it doth spurt, too.

[colleyvillesooner]

Roses are red,
Howzit sucks wang.
I should know,
Cause it was mine.

:eek:

[ChickSoonerFan]

Some of you may just get a nice banning for Valentine's Day. At least that is something.

[Frozen Sooner]

My dearest heart Chick:

I put the lime in the coconut
If only you would tell me what
I'm just stuck in this rut
Come take a swing on my swingset.

[soonerbrat]

handwritten what? I don't understand.

[JohnnyMack]

:eek:

My first and last trip to visit the ol' Glory Hole ended badly. What can I say?

[ChickSoonerFan]

My dearest heart Chick:

I put the lime in the coconut
If only you would tell me what
I'm just stuck in this rut
Come take a swing on my swingset.


:D

[Frozen Sooner]

handwritten what? I don't understand.

Brat:

Your eyes pierce me to my soul
Is that something on your nose?
Or is it just something on my monitor?
Potato chip crumb
Must get canned air.

[NormanPride]

I wonder if Dean's gonna get his granddaughter a Valentine? :D

[jaux]

I'm interested to hear if any guys did this last year.

[OU4LIFE]

no

[NormanPride]

I can't even remember what I did last year. It didn't involve rude haiku, though. Maybe this year.