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Just compose your very own handwritten love letter
sooner_born_1960
2/11/2008, 12:59 PM
That sounds hokey and contrived.
stoops the eternal pimp
2/11/2008, 12:59 PM
Dear Wife,
I love you.
Sincerely,
your husband
colleyvillesooner
2/11/2008, 01:05 PM
gold
Animal Mother
2/11/2008, 01:51 PM
Just compose your very own handwritten love letter
X
soonerinabilene
2/11/2008, 01:56 PM
Dear woman,
i want fried chicken and mashed potatos with homemade gravy.
Love ya,
Big Daddy
NormanPride
2/11/2008, 02:57 PM
Dear Snuggums,
You are the most wubbliest wooble I ever wubbed! I wish I could snuggle-uggle with you all day long! Make sure you save some of that sweetie disposition of yours for me!
Wuv oo!
-Punkin'
crawfish
2/11/2008, 02:57 PM
...and Hallmark makes its money off this how?
NormanPride
2/11/2008, 02:58 PM
Because we're all lazy bastards?
See, now this is something sweet and sincere. A romp in the sack is guaranteed. And, it's free. None of that teddy bear bull****.
Hot Rod
2/11/2008, 03:01 PM
Because we're all lazy bastards?
Or the fact we can't rhyme and create haikus...
NormanPride
2/11/2008, 03:22 PM
See, now this is something sweet and sincere. A romp in the sack is guaranteed. And, it's free. None of that teddy bear bull****.
So you'd rather your man write you something awkward, hesitant, and mildly offensive than get a card and some chocolate?
Frozen Sooner
2/11/2008, 03:24 PM
I can just imagine some of the notes people around here would write.
"Deer Honey.
I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.
I love you more than Pat loves 1tc.
John McCain is a liberal.
Luv
Me."
Viking Kitten
2/11/2008, 03:27 PM
Or the fact we can't rhyme and create haikus...
Teddy bears are lame
You're money's on the dresser
Buy yourself a gift
So you'd rather your man write you something awkward, hesitant, and mildly offensive than get a card and some chocolate?
Well, if he chooses to write something so thoughtful as soonerinabilene's suggestion, then that's his choice. He probably wouldn't get any though. :rolleyes:
A card and chocolate would be great, but a thoughtful note wins you bonus points. ;)
NormanPride
2/11/2008, 03:28 PM
Deer Cupcayk,
u cn hz cheezbrger if i cn haz sexy tiem, plz?
thaenks,
me
Viking Kitten
2/11/2008, 03:29 PM
Try a chocolate fish. That's bound to score points. :D
But no teddy bears please. :P
Frozen Sooner
2/11/2008, 03:29 PM
Well, if he chooses to write something so thoughtful as soonerinabilene's suggestion, then that's his choice. He probably wouldn't get any though. :rolleyes:
A card and chocolate would be great, but a thoughtful note wins you bonus points. ;)
"Dearest M:
Your taste in music is awesome.
Your choice of schools isn't as much.
Here's some chocolate.
Wanna do it?"
;)
sooner_born_1960
2/11/2008, 03:30 PM
Flowers are the succ
I ain't buying a dumb card
Get me a cold beer.
Love,
Mark
Try a chocolate fish. That's bound to score points. :D
Yes!! Now we're talkin.
"Dearest M:
Your taste in music is awesome.
Your choice of schools isn't as much.
Here's some chocolate.
Wanna do it?"
;)
Yeah my songs kick ***
You will learn to like the orange
If you want some tang.
-M
BigRedJed
2/11/2008, 03:36 PM
They have other flavors of Tang besides orange, don't they?
They have other flavors of Tang besides orange, don't they?
But everyone knows orange is the best.
Frozen Sooner
2/11/2008, 03:40 PM
Yeah my songs kick ***
You will learn to like the orange
If you want some tang.
-M
Tang is for astronauts
You already send me over the moon
Here's a yellow rose
As we all know, orange is crimson with a big streak of yellow.
Wanna do it?
Tang is for astronauts
You already send me over the moon
Here's a yellow rose
As we all know, orange is crimson with a big streak of yellow.
Wanna do it?
DENIED! :P
Viking Kitten
2/11/2008, 03:41 PM
This thread is very romantical.
Howzit
2/11/2008, 03:54 PM
Dear Valentimes,
Roses are red,
Horses, you trot 'em,
I wanna stick it
Into your bottom.
Regards,
I left it blank so's you could just print it off and sign it.
You're welcome.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8845/notejp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Chuck Bao
2/11/2008, 04:16 PM
On this Valentines Day
Ding-a-ling-a-do-wop.
I sing to you, my love.
Now, suck on my heart-shaped lollipop.
This probably needs a bit more refining by Thursday.
Drilling for oil, hurry and cap it
I want you home so's I can tap it
ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2008, 04:36 PM
I have a feeling very few of you guys are getting any this Valentine's Day.
I have a feeling very few of you guys are getting any this Valentine's Day.
Does my right hand count? :O
The romance is back, I finally found it
.....I haven't finished this one yet.
JohnnyMack
2/11/2008, 04:51 PM
Roses are red,
Howzit sucks wang.
Howzit
2/11/2008, 04:56 PM
Valentimes Haiku,
Forth, my love doth spurt
Now that I think about it,
Froth, it doth spurt, too.
colleyvillesooner
2/11/2008, 05:17 PM
Roses are red,
Howzit sucks wang.
I should know,
Cause it was mine.
:eek:
ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2008, 05:33 PM
Some of you may just get a nice banning for Valentine's Day. At least that is something.
Frozen Sooner
2/11/2008, 05:37 PM
My dearest heart Chick:
I put the lime in the coconut
If only you would tell me what
I'm just stuck in this rut
Come take a swing on my swingset.
soonerbrat
2/11/2008, 05:37 PM
handwritten what? I don't understand.
JohnnyMack
2/11/2008, 05:39 PM
:eek:
My first and last trip to visit the ol' Glory Hole ended badly. What can I say?
ChickSoonerFan
2/11/2008, 05:40 PM
My dearest heart Chick:
I put the lime in the coconut
If only you would tell me what
I'm just stuck in this rut
Come take a swing on my swingset.
:D
Frozen Sooner
2/11/2008, 05:41 PM
handwritten what? I don't understand.
Brat:
Your eyes pierce me to my soul
Is that something on your nose?
Or is it just something on my monitor?
Potato chip crumb
Must get canned air.
NormanPride
2/11/2008, 06:13 PM
I wonder if Dean's gonna get his granddaughter a Valentine? :D
I'm interested to hear if any guys did this last year.
OU4LIFE
2/12/2009, 02:39 PM
no
NormanPride
2/12/2009, 03:22 PM
I can't even remember what I did last year. It didn't involve rude haiku, though. Maybe this year.
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