Pillow Feces

[JPNSKER]

So, how often do all of you replace your pillows?

I'm talking with my father-in-law the other day about allergies and he states that they change their pillows every 6 months because of fecal matter.:eek:

The first thing out of my mouth is, why are people ****ing on their pillows!

He then proceeds to explain that it's dust mite feces. That's just a little nasty when you stop & think about it.....

Needless to say, we have new pillows this week.:)

[Viking Kitten]

Well, this wins the "Nebraskans are Just Wierd" Post of the Week Award.

[OCUDad]

So how often do they replace their mattresses?

[Soonerus]

Well, this wins the "Nebraskans are Just Wierd" Post of the Week Award.

No kidding...

[JPNSKER]

What? There's no hillbilly dust mites?:D

I thought it was ALL a little weird as well, but since I have allergies, I figured I'd give it a shot...

[Whet]

What about using pillow covers? You zip your pillow in these, then use your pillow cases..... If you had issues, you can then change just the covers, which is much cheaper than replacing pillows.

[proud gonzo]

i have pretty bad allergies, but i rather like my pillow. I only replace pillows when they get all squarshed.

[Frozen Sooner]

You do know that you can wash pillows, right?

Just throw some tennis balls in the dryer with them so they fluff back out.

[goingoneight]

So how often do they replace their mattresses?
After the dust bunnies take a few ****s on them.

[Chuck Bao]

I've given this a lot of thought and I think I have a solution.

Don't they have someplace in Russia or the old Soviet Union where you dip in a pool and all these fish eat the dead skin off your body. That may be a better way of dealing with those bed bugs than just changing your pillow (or mattress) every six months. It could also be environmentally friendly. All those pillows and mattresses thrown away can't really be good for the environment.

[Widescreen]

What about using pillow covers? You zip your pillow in these, then use your pillow cases..... If you had issues, you can then change just the covers, which is much cheaper than replacing pillows.
We have a winner!


You do know that you can wash pillows, right?

Just throw some tennis balls in the dryer with them so they fluff back out.
Thanks, Frozen Martha Stewart
:P

[soonerbrat]

I've given this a lot of thought and I think I have a solution.

Don't they have someplace in Russia or the old Soviet Union where you dip in a pool and all these fish eat the dead skin off your body. That may be a better way of dealing with those bed bugs than just changing your pillow (or mattress) every six months. It could also be environmentally friendly. All those pillows and mattresses thrown away can't really be good for the environment.


that would creep me out....having fish nibble all over me....
*shiver*

[Tailwind]

Ooooh, sounds like fun to me. ;)

[OCUDad]

that would creep me out....having fish nibble all over me....
*shiver*Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Sincerely,
The Fish

[sanantoniosooner]

When I used to use a fishing tube in my dad's pond those perch loved to yank on leg hairs and nibble at air bubble under the seat of the tube.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

...and nibble at air bubble under the seat of the tube.

You pooted in the tube, didn't you?

:eddie:

[sanantoniosooner]

You pooted in the tube, didn't you?

:eddie:
that ain't all.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

No wonder whut you never caught no fish.

[sanantoniosooner]

Oh........I caught fish alright.

Some seek out the warmer water.

[tbl]

I've had the same pillows since I got married 10 years ago. I will never change, feces or not.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I've had the same pillows since I got married 10 years ago. I will never change, feces or not.

Doodoo head.

[sanantoniosooner]

I've had the same pillows since I got married 10 years ago. I will never change, feces or not.
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r40/butireallyam_nikkijd/thanksgivingmoviequiz/1.jpg

[Frozen Sooner]

I've given this a lot of thought and I think I have a solution.

Don't they have someplace in Russia or the old Soviet Union where you dip in a pool and all these fish eat the dead skin off your body. That may be a better way of dealing with those bed bugs than just changing your pillow (or mattress) every six months. It could also be environmentally friendly. All those pillows and mattresses thrown away can't really be good for the environment.

IN RUSSIA, FISH EAT YOU!

http://www.countrymusictravel.com/www/img/smirnoff.jpg

[BigRedJed]

IN RUSSIA, FISH EAT YOU!

[img]http://www.countrymusictravel.com/www/img/smirnoff.jpg[/img
Fail.

[sooner_born_1960]

IN RUSSIA, FISH EAT YOU!
http://www.countrymusictravel.com/www/img/smirnoff.jpg
there

[BigRedJed]

http://www.countrymusictravel.com/www/img/smirnoff.jpg
there
Epic fail.

[sooner_born_1960]

:mad:

[BigRedJed]

That was funnier when it was a red X.

:mack:

[Frozen Sooner]

Fail.

Son of a....

[soonerbrat]

Son of a....


fish?

[Frozen Sooner]

fish?

In Russia, they eat YOU!

[JPNSKER]

You do know that you can wash pillows, right?

Just throw some tennis balls in the dryer with them so they fluff back out.

So, how do you get all the hair on the tennis balls to lay down afterwards?

[Frozen Sooner]

So, how do you get all the hair on the tennis balls to lay down afterwards?

Product. Lots and lots of product.

[Mixer!]

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4194/smirnoffep6.jpg

[BigRedJed]

http://www.countrymusictravel.com/www/img/smirnoff.jpg
there
Yes!!

[Frozen Sooner]

In Russia, IMG tags are put around you!

[BigRedJed]

What the craphell?

[BigRedJed]

DAMMIT FROZE!!

[OzarkSooner]

THOSE ARE NOT PILLOWS!!!!!!!

[Hot Rod]

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

[Mixer!]

BOO!