Who's going to stay up with me?

[1stTimeCaller]

I get off of work at 6am. I've been up all day playing with you bozos.

Who's going to keep me entertained?

Anyone?

[OCUDad]

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[1stTimeCaller]

sonofa


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[Jerk]

I would, dude, but I've been drinking German beer all night and I'm about to go lights out and dream about brunettes in black lingerie.

[Mongo]

F U dude, I am going to bed

[1stTimeCaller]

and warm places?

[Jerk]

and warm places?

Yes, dude, I swear I thought the same thing :D I was like, "wow!"

[Shneeg11]

1TC, i usually stay up til around 4, and I can be fairly entertaining, I'll do my best if i am lucky enough to earn the position

[1stTimeCaller]

F U dude, I am going to bed
You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the *iss outta you!

I'm also going to tell c_p that you are being mean to me.

[Mjcpr]

Yo, don't get angry Doal.

[1stTimeCaller]

1TC, i usually stay up til around 4, and I can be fairly entertaining, I'll do my best if i am lucky enough to earn the position
I'm gonna warn you, it's a lot like babysitting your brother's 5 yearr old.

You still in?

[Mongo]

wait, 1TC likes 5 year olds?

[1stTimeCaller]

what? You're crusin' for a bruisin'. I've been practicing my Karate skills and will not hesitate to drop kick you in the cornhole.

[Jerk]

Did you ever get your reloading stuff for your .300 Weatherby?

All you have to do is come over here for a few hours and I will teach you how to do this. It's not rocket science.

[Curly Bill]

Did you ever get your reloading stuff for your .300 Weatherby?

All you have to do is come over here for a few hours and I will teach you how to do this. It's not rocket science.

Well, it is sorta like making little rockets. :D

[1stTimeCaller]

Did you ever get your reloading stuff for your .300 Weatherby?

All you have to do is come over here for a few hours and I will teach you how to do this. It's not rocket science.

naw, I don't shoot enough to invest in that stuff. I would like to drop in and see your operation one day.

[Jerk]

Well, it is sorta like making little rockets. :D

Well, yes, true!

[Mjcpr]

naw, I don't shoot enough to invest in that stuff.

You ever consider meeting real-life chicks?

[Mongo]

booze, gun powder packed into tight spaces, 1TC, yeah, I see this as a fool proof operation

[Jerk]

naw, I don't shoot enough to invest in that stuff. I would like to drop in and see your operation one day.

It's really not that impressive. Just a press, scale, calipers, dies, and a tumbler.

You could easily confuse it for a meth lab.

[usmc-sooner]

naw, I don't shoot enough to invest in that stuff. I would like to drop in and see your operation one day.

you can see my operation but you have to be naked, everyone who works in my coke factory is naked

[1stTimeCaller]

booze, gun powder packed into tight spaces, 1TC, yeah, I see this as a fool proof operation

Really though, what could go wrong?

[1stTimeCaller]

you can see my operation but you have to be naked, everyone who works in my coke factory is naked

that's cool but I'll need some tape so I don't trip over myself

[Jerk]

naw, I don't shoot enough to invest in that stuff. I would like to drop in and see your operation one day.

You can reload ammo that is more consistant than factory,

Plus, you can neck size it. If I wasn't plastered, I could explain that to you.

[1stTimeCaller]

Mongo has been talking about doing some neck sizeing.

I assume this is done with your mouth?

[Mongo]

that is the only true, precise way to do it

[Jerk]

that is the only true, precise way to do it


This would mean that the **** fits perfectly in the chamber...er....mouth.

[Mongo]

I can only measure up to a magnum, but if that aint enough, I dont know what is

[1stTimeCaller]

After this connection I'm gonna take a nap

[Mongo]

I am going to bed too

[1stTimeCaller]

good night, punkin

[Jerk]

night, bitches. i'm out.

[Mongo]

sleep tight, dont let the crabs bite

[1stTimeCaller]

goodnight snookums

[usmc-sooner]

sleep tight, dont let the crabs bite

I'm shaved

[Mongo]

I'm shaved


what about your eyebrows mister?

[usmc-sooner]

what about your eyebrows mister?

I've got quite a sexy unibrow going

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

See what is on Lifetime.

[1stTimeCaller]

I haven't setup my satellite. I've been too lazy to walk around and find a pallet to set it up on. I just have my antanna up right now. I'm watching SNL.

[OCUDad]

I'm shavedTMI

[1stTimeCaller]

I have a landing strip on my lower back

[PhxSooner]

I have a landing strip on my lower back
How you doin'?;)

[soonerboomer93]

when I was in thailand, I saw some Japanese guy getting a tramp stamp

:eek:

[proud gonzo]

wait--most of you went to bed at 11 or so, and this thread died before midnight??

how lame.

[tommieharris91]

I'm still awake.

[Ardmore_Sooner]

Why in the world do you work til 6?

[Shneeg11]

I'm still awake!

[1stTimeCaller]

alright alright!

what are we gonna do?

[Shneeg11]

Haha, I haven't a clue, why are you having to work until 6?

[1stTimeCaller]

I normally work the day shift but on this well I'm working nights. Oh well, it's quieter, easier to catch naps and nobody is calling.

[Shneeg11]

I guess those are perks, but the night shift is brutal. Where is the well site?

[1stTimeCaller]

Ashland, OK. That's SW of McAlester.

[Shneeg11]

Have you seen bigfoot down there yet? or any mythical creatures?

[1stTimeCaller]

not yet but I'm on the lookout

[Flagstaffsooner]

Have you seen bigfoot down there yet? or any mythical creatures?WE have already determined that Bigfoot is Olevet and he aint drankin tonight.

[Shneeg11]

Ahh, my sincerest apologies, so Israel is gonna whoop some *** on the middle east?

edit: flagstaff, you still here?

[Chuck Bao]

when I was in thailand, I saw some Japanese guy getting a tramp stamp

:eek:

What did it say?

Maybe it said in Japanese: "Please see other side!"

[Flagstaffsooner]

I here.

[1stTimeCaller]

got any snow?

[Shneeg11]

Flagstaff, I wanna hear your reasoning on why Israel is gonna dominate someone. No snow in the city! even tho you were talkin to flag

[Flagstaffsooner]

got any snow?Does Olevet have a pile of empty Natty cans? Hell, yes.

[Chuck Bao]

No snow, but I'm ordering more ice, whiskey and coke.

[1stTimeCaller]

you gonna have a snowball fight with anyone?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Flagstaff, I wanna hear your reasoning on why Israel is gonna dominate someone. No snow in the city! even tho you were talkin to flagI don't think I said that. Olevet says that Israel will take out Iran within a year....I say no.

[Flagstaffsooner]

you gonna have a snowball fight with anyone?:D Nope and we dont build snowmen. We tend to get bored with the stuff. All we do with it is shovel and the Good Lord knows that I am sick of that. We had a warm day today so lots of mud. 19 degs now so lots of frozen mud and piles of icy snow.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Have you seen my baseball?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Have you seen my baseball?Its around here somewhere.
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper906/stills/424a32a33144f-97-1.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

Sno cone anyone?

[Shneeg11]

I don't think I said that. Olevet says that Israel will take out Iran within a year....I say no.

My bad, I tend to agree with you on that one

[Flagstaffsooner]

Sno cone anyone?I'll make you a yellow one. I bet it kinda tastes like Natty.;)

[Jimminy Crimson]

I'll make you a yellow one. I bet it kinda tastes like Natty.;)

Very tempting, flaggy, but I'll pass! ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

1:45 left folks

[Shneeg11]

Well folks, good luck to you all, especially you 1tc, drive safely wherever you have to go! G'night

[Flagstaffsooner]

Well folks, good luck to you all, especially you 1tc, drive safely wherever you have to go! G'nightAMF

[Chuck Bao]

Adios Muther ****er?

Well goodnight to you too!

Yellow snow - bad. Snow made yellow with vanilla and condensed sweet milk - good.

[1stTimeCaller]

I'm either gonna take three steps and sleep in my bed or take two steps and sleep in my recliner when I call it quits.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Adios Muther ****er?
Yup but in only the nicest way.

Chuck, hows your kitty?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm either gonna take three steps and sleep in my bed or take two steps and sleep in my recliner when I call it quits.Have a Natty first.

[1stTimeCaller]

Miller Lite's in the fridge, I assume that will work?
;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Miller Lite's in the fridge, I assume that will work?
;)Is it real beer or that 3.2 Oklahoma stuff?

[1stTimeCaller]

yes

[1stTimeCaller]

;)

[Chuck Bao]

Yup but in only the nicest way.

Chuck, hows your kitty?

I gave up my kitty when I went to the US on holiday in December. Thanks for asking.

That was tough, but I'm told the cat, he, is a supah rat killar out in the wilds of Nong Bua Lampoo province, near the Lao border.

[Petro-Sooner]

I'm up. Waiting to TD.

[OU-HSV]

dang I slept right through it. Missed the whole thread since like 10 p.m. last night. At least I'm not tired now. :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

dang I slept right through it. Missed the whole thread since like 10 p.m. last night. At least I'm not tired now. :DWell pop a can!

[Chuck Bao]

Well pop a can!

Best advice all night.

Breakfast of Champions is Pop Crackle Pop.

Pop a cork! Crack open a bottle! Pop a can.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Is it real beer or that 3.2 Oklahoma stuff?

It's all Miller Lite. It tastes the same, and it tastes delicious! :texan: