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Jerk
2/9/2008, 04:58 PM
I'm going to the liquor store.

I'm going to buy some Sailor Jerry's

I don't think I've drank since late last year.

I'll be back soon.
Jimminy Crimson
2/9/2008, 05:03 PM
Mmm. Delicious!

Have a glass for me. Thanks.
OCUDad
2/9/2008, 05:12 PM
Be careful olevet doesn't mug you on your way home.
Jerk
2/9/2008, 05:29 PM
Guys, I didn't mean to imply that it has been awhile because I am trying to abstain, it's just that I've been broke as sh*t, that's all.
Jerk
2/9/2008, 06:02 PM
ok, first up is Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse.
Jerk
2/9/2008, 06:22 PM
Next is Wacfteiner, brewed according to the German Beer Purity Law of 1516

eta - tastes like Newcastle
Jerk
2/9/2008, 06:25 PM
Ok, I'm pretty fu**ed up now
SoonerInKCMO
2/9/2008, 06:30 PM
After two beers? Sissy. :D
Jerk
2/9/2008, 06:32 PM
After two beers? Sissy. :D
I didn't mention what I had before the beer :texan:

"liquor before beer, have no fear!"
Flagstaffsooner
2/9/2008, 06:34 PM
Be careful olevet doesn't mug you on your way home.Don't worry he wont be up for a while. He and I were drankin until 7am.
Jerk
2/9/2008, 06:48 PM
Remember this pic of my truck that I shared with you guys about a year ago?

http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture001bg0.jpg

It looks nothing like that anymore. The new company won't let us wash our trucks, so it has about a 1/4 inch of dirt on it. They refuse to pay a 135 dollar permit to open up THEIR OWN truck wash. Morevever, they will not hire any more semi truck drivers. As we retire, die, or get fired, the truck is sold, and we're not replaced.

Does anyone here have need for a truck driver who is slightly mentally unstable yet has a clean MVR and a college degree? I'm cheap, too. If I can bring home $600/wk after taxes, then life is good.
Flagstaffsooner
2/9/2008, 07:19 PM
Does anyone here have need for a truck driver who is slightly mentally unstable yet has a clean MVR and a college degree? I'm cheap, too. If I can bring home $600/wk after taxes, then life is good.You can become a TV star on the History Channel.;)
http://www.realtelevision.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/_c2e4136_resize.jpg
Jerk
2/9/2008, 09:11 PM
Actually, I'm thinking of getting my Hazmant endoresment again and hauling gasoline. $25/hr maybe???

http://www.electricwindmillcar.com/pictures/gastanker7mile.jpg
Jerk
2/9/2008, 09:18 PM
http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2005/04/13/image687714x.jpg
Rogue
2/10/2008, 11:18 AM
Actually, I'm thinking of getting my Hazmant endoresment again and hauling gasoline. $25/hr maybe???

Do us all a favor and warsh the dayyum thing if you do. Mmmmkay?
Noone wants to see a grimy truck runnin' down the road.;)
Mixer!
2/10/2008, 06:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfF6hTAvQ_M