Damn you to HELL, Norm!

[GottaHavePride]

I've got a Thing in my leg.

On the back of my right calf. Feels like a big ingrown hair.

[BigRedJed]

OLD SCHOOL!!

[BigRedJed]

And it's probably MRSA. Sorry to break it to you, but I'm batting 1000 on my online doctorin' this week.

[GottaHavePride]

Hmmm. That actually sounds a lot like what I've got.

Damn you to hell, Jed! Had to go giving a serious answer to an old-school funnay kind of thread. ;)

[BigRedJed]

Look on the bright side. You can hang out in the IT with Froze, SB93 and me comparing which volcanic abcess eruption was the most dramatic/painful.

[1stTimeCaller]

wash your nasty ***.

you are just gross

[GottaHavePride]

Dude, I haven't had any volcanic eruptions. I just assumed this was some sort of bizarre persistent allergic reaction, since an allergic reaction on me also tends to look exactly like this.

[BigRedJed]

You poor, pasty band dude.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.aboutcolonblank.com/?p=979

Could it be?

[GottaHavePride]

wash your nasty ***.

you are just gross

Wait, you're supposed to wash you ***, too? :eek: I never thought of that.

[Mjcpr]

Dude, I haven't had any volcanic eruptions.
Don't worry, you don't see stars and hear Jesus Christ Superstar every time.

[olevetonahill]

Preventive Medicine !
Its Called a fukin Shower !
Nasty bastage !

[GottaHavePride]

You DON'T? Dammit :les: QUIT CRUSHING MY DREAMS!

[GottaHavePride]

Srsly, I would wager that I shower more regularly and more throroughly than most people on this board due to my history with allergies.

[BigRedJed]

Yeah, well I do too. Doc told me to stop using anti-bacterial soap. You don't use anti-bacterial soap, do you?

:norm:

[1stTimeCaller]

sure you do

[GottaHavePride]

Yeah, well I do too. Doc told me to stop using anti-bacterial soap. You don't use anti-bacterial soap, do you?

:norm:

Hell no. I've read enough to know that the concentrations of anti-bacterial goo in those soaps is only enough to breed super-resistant bugs.

[1stTimeCaller]

soap, water, wash cloth.

it will fix your problems.

unless you just want to be a dirty mofo

[olevetonahill]

Srsly, I would wager that I shower more regularly and more throroughly than most people on this board due to my history with allergies.
srsly , I bet Ive scrapped More leechs off Myassthan any one On this Board !;)

[BigRedJed]

Hell no. I've read enough to know that the concentrations of anti-bacterial goo in those soaps is only enough to breed super-resistant bugs.
Yeah, well I hadn't read that stuff, or didn't believe it. :mad:

[GottaHavePride]

soap, water, wash cloth.

it will fix your problems.

unless you just want to be a dirty mofo

Dude, I do that twice a day. The next step for me is to bathe in some of that **** they use to clean up in The Hot Zone.

[GottaHavePride]

srsly , I bet Ive scrapped More leechs off Myassthan any one On this Board !;)

dude, a leech might help - I could stick it to the Thing in my leg. You have any left?

Where's Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber, when you need him?

[proud gonzo]

Dude, I do that twice a day. The next step for me is to bathe in some of that **** they use to clean up in The Hot Zone.you mean bleach? :D

[GottaHavePride]

No, the other stuff.

[BigRedJed]

dude, a leech might help - I could stick it to the Thing in my leg. You have any left?

Where's Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber, when you need him?
Great. Any excuse to turn this thread into a thread about straight razors.

:rolleyes:

[BigRedJed]

PG, if you bleached that boy, he'd turn clear.

[olevetonahill]

dude, a leech might help - I could stick it to the Thing in my leg. You have any left?

Where's Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber, when you need him?

I Know You and PG have the Meds Probs , And Im thankful I nevar had that .
But On the Other Hand , I kinda wish I hadnt been so Imune that the Mud and blood and leechs didnt affect me .
That would Be a Hard Trade off fer me

I Think Im Glad Im Me . I wish Yall well Srsly

[Sooner_Bob]

No, the other stuff.

Seriously? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJ_tlLRixc)

[GottaHavePride]

Nope. Jed was teh wrong. It's going away - mah blue jeans must have broken off some hairs back there and they got ingrown.

[OUinFLA]

srsly , I bet Ive scrapped More leechs off Myassthan any one On this Board !;)


Yeah, Im trying to remember that one's name you brought to Florida.....
what'd you call her again?

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, Im trying to remember that one's name you brought to Florida.....
what'd you call her again?
Bitch ?

[BigRedJed]

Nope. Jed was teh wrong. It's going away - mah blue jeans must have broken off some hairs back there and they got ingrown.
Yeah, I had one or two go away on their own, too. :mad:

All I can say is keep warshin'.

:chicken:

[BigRedJed]

I have no idea why I put that chicken in there.

[proud gonzo]

hah

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, I had one or two go away on their own, too. :mad:

All I can say is keep warshin'.

:chicken:
Its yours !
You can warsh it as Fast and as Long as you want .
Just sayin

[OU4LIFE]

Nope. Jed was teh wrong. It's going away - mah blue jeans must have broken off some hairs back there and they got ingrown.

I recommend you stop wearing the skin tight stretch models.

go for something a little more.....normal.

[soonerbrat]

Yeah, well I hadn't read that stuff, or didn't believe it. :mad:



i know someone MUST have told you that. you just didn't believe.

[12]

Like an old pair of shoes, this thread is.

[OU4LIFE]

smelly and belongs n the trash?

[12]

Yeah, pretty much.