Why we all love Carol Stoops

[badger]

1. Because she seems like a good mother.

2. Because she seems like a good person.

3. Because she seems like a good wife.

4. Because this thread is worthless without pics:
http://www.laurenyoung.net/images/carol1.jpg

[Collier11]

1. Because she seems like a good mother.

2. Because she seems like a good person.

3. Because she seems like a good wife.

4. Because this thread is worthless without pics:
http://www.laurenyoung.net/images/carol1.jpg


Because she is further proof of how Awesome Bob Stoops is!!!

[swardboy]

I predict bad things for this thread.....

[badger]

Because everyone has a weird little brother:
http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/photos/2006/08/31/23871-1.jpg
...I guess that should be another the "Why we all love MARK Stoops" thread, eh?

[Paperclip]

I love her because it means me and Bob are both Mary Kay husbands.

[JohnnyMack]

IBTD

[BigRedJed]

How can you not love Carol Stoops?

[BigRedJed]

And fair warning: the minute somebody says something not nice or untoward about Carol, the post goes bye-bye.

[JohnnyMack]

Carol Stoops wears orange and black. All. The. Time.

[BigRedJed]

You love her for that? :confused:

[JohnnyMack]

I was testing my boundaries with you.

[BigRedJed]

Yeah, I sorta guessed that.

[Scott D]

Because Carol Stoops thinks people should learn to not eat ribs.

[Scott D]

And I'm also testing JohnnyMack's boundaries with you

[BigRedJed]

Suddenly I don't like Carol Stoops.

[Fraggle145]

:hot:

[stoopified]

I was testing my boundaries with you.:D

[Monster Zero]

Coach Stoops married well, just as I did.

[BigRedJed]

So far so good in this thread, possibly the thread that has made me the most nervous of all threads ever posted on SF.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

Because only Bob could demoralize his opponents by rolling up on game day in a Pink Caddie, and still knock their team around for 60 minutes.

[BigRedJed]

I like it!

[Collier11]

Because only Bob could demoralize his opponents by rolling up on game day in a Pink Caddie, and still knock their team around for 60 minutes.


Great Post for a n00b! :D ;)

[BigRedJed]

Because only Bob could demoralize his opponents by rolling up on game day in a Pink Caddie, and still knock their team around for 60 minutes.
All right, I'm not sure why you're full-on red. I went back and looked at all of your posts, and couldn't see anything that deserved a bunch of negspek. This post alone is good enough to earn full-on green, so here ya go.

[BigRedJed]

Man, that was easy.

[JohnnyMack]

Man, that was easy.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif

Bob! He called yer wife easy!!!

[Collier11]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif

Bob! He called yer wife easy!!!



Is Pepsi sponsoring Obama?

[BigRedJed]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif

Bob! He called yer wife easy!!!
You're testing boundaries again, aren't you? :mad:

[JohnnyMack]

No, now I'm just trying to get you beat up.

[BigRedJed]

Heh.

[SteelClip49]

CATHOLICS rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (except Notre Dame)

[OU-HSV]

Wait...Not to say we don't like and respect Mrs. Stoops, but didn't this same thread get locked up a couple of weeks ago??

[BigRedJed]

My lock/delete finger is itchy, but so far, so good. Mostly.

[BigRedJed]

Just pretend Bob's reading this thead. That's all I'm asking.

[BigRedJed]

And no questions about when it's appropriate to go for two or on-side kick.

[OU-HSV]

Just pretend Bob's reading this thead. That's all I'm asking.
heh. The night is young
:D

[BigRedJed]

As is my thread locking finger.

[BigRedJed]

Eww.

[walkoffsooner]

Just another instance that Bob beat Les miles

[silverwheels]

Moderation?

[BigRedJed]

Likely.

[BigRedJed]

OK. I hid that one. Better?

[silverwheels]

Moderation!

[badger]

I don't see what's so locking about this thread... I mean, I only created in honor of South Oval's tendency to create thread-a-likes and since the obvious choice was Bob Stoops in this... I chose the un-obvious Carol Stoops. We all know her for her Mary Kay expertise pink caddy and her stunning looks. So, it's good to give kudos to our coach's better half occasionally.

[BigRedJed]

I agree. She's awesome. So awesome that if someone says something not-so-awesome in a thread dedicated to her, it will magically disappear.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Because only Bob could demoralize his opponents by rolling up on game day in a Pink Caddie, and still knock their team around for 60 minutes.

He must have rode the team bus to the Fiesta bowl.

Hey-O!

[GottaHavePride]

So, all things in moderation?

That proverb makes NO sense here.

[oudivesherpa]

Have you ever noticed (Andy Rooney) that good looking successful people tend to marry other good looking successful people.

[swardboy]

Just pretend Bob's reading this thead. That's all I'm asking.

Hey Bob! Why'd you pull that onside kick in the 3rd quarter? Was your mind on the game, or on Carol?


Did I do ok BRJ?

[BigRedJed]

You obviously stopped reading after the post you just quoted.

:mad:

[swardboy]

:O

[BigRedJed]

See? It's like magic.

[1stTimeCaller]

I think it's awesome that until he came to OU, she was the breadwinner of the family.

[badger]

I think it's awesome that until he came to OU, she was the breadwinner of the family.
I think it is also awesome that she has raised twin sons that will one day intimidate opposing offenses even more than they do now after the games. "Oh no, there's even more Stoops boys than there already is!"

[BigRedJed]

See, that's a great one!

Also, the thing about her being the breadwinner. I like that one, too. Good jorb, thread that makes me nervous.

[OUmillenium]

Just another instance that Bob beat Les miles

I wish I were beating Les right now...with a jagged sledge hammer.

[batonrougesooner]

I don't think she's really that hot.

Nice looking lady, don't get me wrong but what's the big deal?

[badger]

I also think it's awesome that she is raising a daughter (Mackenzie, I think), that will also go on to win championships like her parents... whether it's in sports or sales, who knows?

It is also awesome that Carol has "whipped" Bob to having lunch at her elementary school every week so that the kiddies get to meet him and know him as "Mackenzie's dad" rather than "the infamous Bob Stoops" or something. He's just another daddy at lunchtime :D

Women just have that type of influence over men, that's all. teehee ;)

[yermom]

Because everyone has a weird little brother:
http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/photos/2006/08/31/23871-1.jpg
...I guess that should be another the "Why we all love MARK Stoops" thread, eh?

we met him at the Tilted Kilt, he's a pretty cool dude

[hellogoodbye]

I like it how she\they recognize OK as an excellent place to raise a family.

Having moved back here from SoCal, I greatly concur.

great judgementals

[hellogoodbye]

double

[Collier11]

I like it how she\they recognize OK as an excellent place to raise a family.

Having moved back here from SoCal, I greatly concur.

great judgementals


quit padding your post count n00b! :D

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I like it how she\they recognize OK as an excellent place to raise a family.

Having moved back here from SoCal, I greatly concur.

great judgementals

[BigRedJed]

I like it how she\they recognize OK as an excellent place to raise a family.

Having moved back here from SoCal, I greatly concur.

great judgementals
Good post. I'd like to give you a small bit of spek for it. However, here's a crapload of green, since that's the only way I can give it. Don't disappoint me by not deserving it on future posts.

[hellogoodbye]

yessums

now, back to Carol...

[MrJimBeam]

This thread is creepy.

[BigRedJed]

I agree.

[UTgolfer]

I am pleading complete ignorance here...but is the pic at beginning of the thread really Bob's wife? If so...he has done well for himself to say the least.

[BigRedJed]

Other ways he his done well for himself: beating texas' collective asses with relative consistency.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

wow..4 pages. I am impressed

[crawfish]

Kudos to everybody for keeping this clean. Or at least to Jed for an itchy trigger finger.

[badger]

wow..4 pages. I am impressed
amazing how a joke copy thread gets this far. I guess people really do like carol stoops more than mike stoops.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

amazing how a joke copy thread gets this far. I guess people really do like carol stoops more than mike stoops.


I do now and I have you to thank for it.

[Fraggle145]

She is well read too... my gf works at borders, says she comes in pretty often and buys lots of books for the kids and herself. double threat. :hot: :hot:

[OUMallen]

Book lover. Bob Lover. Makeup dealer. What's not to like?

[SoonerLB]

Well I think she's a mighty purty woman! And I'm mighty glad her and her husband are where they are, hope they stay for many years to come! :D

[MamaMia]

What? No love for Bill? :eek:

I love Carol Stoops because shes Bills sister in law. ;)