View Full Version : I'm ****ing Matt Damon!
Viking Kitten
2/6/2008, 09:42 AM
In the tub, in the car, up against the minibar! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rab5FU7UnWA)
Sorry if it's a repost. NSFW if your boss doesn't like bleeped out naughty words.
proud gonzo
2/6/2008, 09:56 AM
hehehehehe
soonerbrat
2/6/2008, 09:57 AM
lucky sarah
sooneron
2/6/2008, 10:00 AM
HOly shiite, that is funny!!
How do you like THEM apples??!!
spek
JohnnyMack
2/6/2008, 10:30 AM
My wife thinks that's hilarious.
She has also informed me she wishes she was "****ing Matt Damon". :O
Sweet. I bet if I made a similar video, people would be rolling with laughter too, right? :P
Viking Kitten
2/6/2008, 11:32 AM
Depends. Did you make a baby with Matt Damon? Hee hee.
Depends. Did you make a baby with Matt Damon? Hee hee.
I tried, but it didn't take. :O
SOONER STEAKER
2/6/2008, 11:41 AM
Good stuff, I wonder if Ben Affleck was watching? :eek:
GrapevineSooner
2/6/2008, 11:51 AM
Uhh...congratulations. ;)
ChickSoonerFan
2/6/2008, 01:41 PM
I wanna see!!! But I shouldn't at work.
Widescreen
2/6/2008, 01:45 PM
She has also informed me she wishes she was "****ing Matt Damon". :O
Raise your hand if you're surprised.
;)
LosAngelesSooner
2/6/2008, 04:16 PM
That's freakin' funny. :D
BigRedJed
2/6/2008, 04:20 PM
I wanna see!!! But I shouldn't at work.
Well, it IS a bit from network TV. It's not THAT bad.
KC//CRIMSON
2/7/2008, 02:15 AM
This thread is living proof that if you have blonde hair and big knockers, your threads will get plenty of play.;)
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90242&page=2&highlight=silverman
Viking Kitten
2/7/2008, 06:30 AM
Wait...TBL has blonde hair and big knockers?
Why do I suddenly feel threatened by TBL?
OU4LIFE
2/7/2008, 07:57 AM
Just for the record, I am NOT ****ing Matt Damon.
Sooner_Bob
2/7/2008, 08:24 AM
Just for the record, I am NOT ****ing Matt Damon.
Good. You had the SO worried there for a second.
Viking Kitten
2/7/2008, 08:42 AM
Just for the record, I am NOT ****ing Matt Damon.
Sucks to be you.
OU4LIFE
2/7/2008, 08:45 AM
tell me abou....er...
nuh-uh. :O
proud gonzo
2/7/2008, 09:41 AM
This thread is living proof that if you have blonde hair and big knockers, your threads will get plenty of play.;)
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90242&page=2&highlight=silvermanI think it's more because ****ing matt damon is WAY a better reason to click a thread than something about sarah silverman.
soonerbrat
2/7/2008, 12:13 PM
I think it's more because ****ing matt damon is WAY a better reason to click a thread than something about sarah silverman.
agreed.
ChickSoonerFan
2/7/2008, 01:08 PM
That was funnier than I expected. I wasn't really expecting "funny" when I clicked on it. I was picturing something altogether different.
But that was hilarious. I loved it!!
KC//CRIMSON
2/7/2008, 01:22 PM
Wait...TBL has blonde hair and big knockers?
Why do I suddenly feel threatened by TBL?
No, TBL has got red hair and the chest of a twelve year old boy.
Collier11
2/7/2008, 01:29 PM
should I be f*cking matt damon cus that looked awesome!
OU4LIFE
2/7/2008, 02:59 PM
should I be f*cking matt damon cus that looked awesome!
get in line pal, get in line.
Collier11
2/7/2008, 03:24 PM
get in line pal, get in line.
:D
sanantoniosooner
2/7/2008, 07:06 PM
Some of you really are more Steve Buscemi's type.
Chuck Bao
2/7/2008, 07:20 PM
I hadn't even noticed. Does he have a like a cute butt and all?
Curly Bill
2/7/2008, 08:05 PM
Pretty funny...
...and now I'm not on post 1,666. :P
Yeah, so I've had this song in my head for two days now and I am pretty sure I started singing it when I was coming out of anesthetic yesterday after the gallbladder surgery.:O
Viking Kitten
2/8/2008, 08:37 AM
Word, dude, it's been stuck in my head too. I'm telling you, it's a catchy little tune.
Viking Kitten
2/8/2008, 08:38 AM
Or maybe we both just want to **** Matt Damon.
Sooner_Bob
2/8/2008, 08:53 AM
Or maybe we both just want to **** Matt Damon.
apparently the line forms behind Hairy.
Viking Kitten
2/8/2008, 08:54 AM
Ima cut that furry bitch.
sooneron
2/8/2008, 08:57 AM
Ima cut that furry bitch.
heh and spek again for posting this!
sanantoniosooner
2/8/2008, 09:01 AM
when I was coming out of anesthetic yesterday after the gallbladder surgery.:O
did they shave half your belly or the whole thing?
OU4LIFE
2/8/2008, 09:08 AM
oh no she dint
proud gonzo
2/8/2008, 09:43 AM
Remember the time you were arguing about who got to **** Matt Damon? I was definitely ****ing Matt Damon.
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 10:50 AM
A couple of years ago I decided that if there's ever a movie about my life, I wanted Matt Damon to play me. This didn't make me regret that decision at all.
Is Sarah Silverman really ****ing Matt Damon??
proud gonzo
2/8/2008, 10:53 AM
considering he's married and has a kid, i doubt he'd announce it on national tv if he actually WAS ****ing sarah silverman :P
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 10:57 AM
considering he's married and has a kid, i doubt he'd announce it on national tv if he actually WAS ****ing sarah silverman :P
Yeah, but we're talking about Hollywood. I'm pretty sure finding out your spouse is ****ing somebody else on national TV is one of the top justifications given in divorce filings. :D
proud gonzo
2/8/2008, 10:58 AM
you have totally spoiled the spirit of this thread. Thank you very much mr. poopyhead. :mad:
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 11:00 AM
you have totally spoiled the spirit of this thread. Thank you very much mr. poopyhead. :mad:
:les: I WASN'T BEING POLITICAL!
proud gonzo
2/8/2008, 11:02 AM
BUT YOU WERE BEING A POOPYHEAD! [hairGel]
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 11:04 AM
BUT YOU WERE BEING A POOPYHEAD! [hairGel]
Well, yeah. That's what I do. :cool:
proud gonzo
2/8/2008, 11:05 AM
Then you should be in the "I'm being a poopyhead" thread, not the "I'm ****ing matt damon" thread ;)
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 11:07 AM
Then you should be in the "I'm being a poopyhead" thread, not the "I'm ****ing matt damon" thread ;)
There should really be an entire folder for that.
OU4LIFE
2/8/2008, 11:12 AM
There should really be an entire folder for that.
for ****ing Matt Damon?
I agree.
a lot.
proud gonzo
2/8/2008, 11:35 AM
dibs for moderator
ChickSoonerFan
2/8/2008, 11:43 AM
Where is the line for Ben Affleck?
OU4LIFE
2/8/2008, 11:51 AM
there's not one.
the guy has three times as much forehead as a normal human.
ChickSoonerFan
2/8/2008, 11:57 AM
there's not one.
the guy has three times as much forehead as a normal human.
That shouldn't get in the way.
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 11:58 AM
Ben Affleck is pretty. Guys should not be pretty.
ChickSoonerFan
2/8/2008, 12:00 PM
Ben Affleck is pretty. Guys should not be pretty.
Is that YOUR criteria?
;)
proud gonzo
2/8/2008, 12:00 PM
Ben Affleck is pretty.hahahahahaha
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 12:10 PM
Is that YOUR criteria?
;)
Simple logic tells us that girls who like girly-looking men are actually attracted to girls.
:pop: :hot: :texan:
Simple logic tells us that girls who like girly-looking men are actually attracted to girls.
:pop: :hot: :texan:
So girly-looking men have better shots at threesome's?
KC//CRIMSON
2/8/2008, 01:06 PM
This is why she's ****ing Matt Damon or vice versa. You get the picture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk
mdklatt
2/8/2008, 01:08 PM
So girly-looking men have better shots at threesome's?
Them and dudes with a million bucks.
soonerbrat
2/8/2008, 01:28 PM
Or maybe we both just want to **** Matt Damon.
IN
Sooner_Bob
2/8/2008, 01:51 PM
This is why she's ****ing Matt Damon or vice versa. You get the picture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk
Was that legit or a put on?
soonerbrat
2/8/2008, 02:03 PM
legit. that's why he's ****ing jimmy's girlfriend.
soonerbrat
2/8/2008, 02:05 PM
speaking of Matt Damon...if you haven't seen his impression of Matthew McConaughey, here ya go. YWIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw
Collier11
2/8/2008, 02:12 PM
speaking of Matt Damon...if you haven't seen his impression of Matthew McConaughey, here ya go. YWIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw
Thats why he is the best actor(or atleast top 5) these days, he can take on any role brilliantly, even Mcconagay!
Sooner_Bob
2/25/2008, 02:15 PM
Jimmy hits back (http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=c36992a9-07ce-46a8-9841-e3b3736ce77b) :D
Collier11
2/25/2008, 02:21 PM
I saw it earlier on EBAUMS, it is great!
colleyvillesooner
2/25/2008, 02:26 PM
awesome
dolemitesooner
2/25/2008, 02:28 PM
Thats ****ing awesome
BigRedJed
2/25/2008, 02:38 PM
Heh.
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080225/285.affleck.kimmel.022508.jpg
Collier11
2/25/2008, 02:57 PM
thats the first Great Film that Affleck has acted in in quite a while
soonerbrat
2/25/2008, 04:07 PM
O
M
G
I don't think you're supposed to laugh that loud at work.
Jimminy Crimson
2/25/2008, 05:37 PM
That was much better than the Academy Awards.
Fraggle145
2/25/2008, 06:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
2/29/2008, 09:21 AM
I am so late on this. Glad I didn't start another thread.
"Like they're in prison. . ."
proud gonzo
2/29/2008, 10:28 AM
HAH! that was awesome
supabuff
2/29/2008, 10:51 AM
My wife thinks that's hilarious.
She has also informed me she wishes she was "****ing Matt Damon". :O
mine 2
ChickSoonerFan
2/29/2008, 01:08 PM
SEE!!!!!!! I knew there would be a line for Ben.
Only I thought it would be a line of girls. Not boys.
Sooner_Bob
2/29/2008, 01:12 PM
SEE!!!!!!! I knew there would be a line for Ben.
Only I thought it would be a line of girls. But not Jennifer Garner.
I agree.
StoopTroup
2/29/2008, 02:11 PM
I don't have time to review every post...
What is this all about?
Collier11
2/29/2008, 03:16 PM
I don't have time to review every post...
What is this all about?
go to youtube and DL these two videos,
im f**king matt damon
im f**king ben affleck, it is a running joke by jimmy kimmel and Sara silverman...Hilarious! Watch the MD one first
soonerbrat
2/29/2008, 07:43 PM
I don't have time to review every post...
What is this all about?
VK is ****ing Matt Damon and she's really excited about it.
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