I'm ****ing Matt Damon!

[Viking Kitten]

In the tub, in the car, up against the minibar! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rab5FU7UnWA)

Sorry if it's a repost. NSFW if your boss doesn't like bleeped out naughty words.

[proud gonzo]

hehehehehe

[soonerbrat]

lucky sarah

[sooneron]

HOly shiite, that is funny!!

How do you like THEM apples??!!

spek

[JohnnyMack]

My wife thinks that's hilarious.

She has also informed me she wishes she was "****ing Matt Damon". :O

[M]

Sweet. I bet if I made a similar video, people would be rolling with laughter too, right? :P

[Viking Kitten]

Depends. Did you make a baby with Matt Damon? Hee hee.

[Beef]

Depends. Did you make a baby with Matt Damon? Hee hee.
I tried, but it didn't take. :O

[SOONER STEAKER]

Good stuff, I wonder if Ben Affleck was watching? :eek:

[GrapevineSooner]

Uhh...congratulations. ;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

I wanna see!!! But I shouldn't at work.

[Widescreen]

She has also informed me she wishes she was "****ing Matt Damon". :O
Raise your hand if you're surprised.

;)

[LosAngelesSooner]

That's freakin' funny. :D

[BigRedJed]

I wanna see!!! But I shouldn't at work.
Well, it IS a bit from network TV. It's not THAT bad.

[KC//CRIMSON]

This thread is living proof that if you have blonde hair and big knockers, your threads will get plenty of play.;)

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90242&page=2&highlight=silverman

[Viking Kitten]

Wait...TBL has blonde hair and big knockers?

Why do I suddenly feel threatened by TBL?

[OU4LIFE]

Just for the record, I am NOT ****ing Matt Damon.

[Sooner_Bob]

Just for the record, I am NOT ****ing Matt Damon.


Good. You had the SO worried there for a second.

[Viking Kitten]

Just for the record, I am NOT ****ing Matt Damon.

Sucks to be you.

[OU4LIFE]

tell me abou....er...

nuh-uh. :O

[proud gonzo]

This thread is living proof that if you have blonde hair and big knockers, your threads will get plenty of play.;)

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90242&page=2&highlight=silvermanI think it's more because ****ing matt damon is WAY a better reason to click a thread than something about sarah silverman.

[soonerbrat]

I think it's more because ****ing matt damon is WAY a better reason to click a thread than something about sarah silverman.


agreed.

[ChickSoonerFan]

That was funnier than I expected. I wasn't really expecting "funny" when I clicked on it. I was picturing something altogether different.

But that was hilarious. I loved it!!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Wait...TBL has blonde hair and big knockers?

Why do I suddenly feel threatened by TBL?


No, TBL has got red hair and the chest of a twelve year old boy.

[Collier11]

should I be f*cking matt damon cus that looked awesome!

[OU4LIFE]

should I be f*cking matt damon cus that looked awesome!

get in line pal, get in line.

[Collier11]

get in line pal, get in line.


:D

[sanantoniosooner]

Some of you really are more Steve Buscemi's type.

[Chuck Bao]

I hadn't even noticed. Does he have a like a cute butt and all?

[Curly Bill]

Pretty funny...

...and now I'm not on post 1,666. :P

[achiro]

Yeah, so I've had this song in my head for two days now and I am pretty sure I started singing it when I was coming out of anesthetic yesterday after the gallbladder surgery.:O

[Viking Kitten]

Word, dude, it's been stuck in my head too. I'm telling you, it's a catchy little tune.

[Viking Kitten]

Or maybe we both just want to **** Matt Damon.

[Sooner_Bob]

Or maybe we both just want to **** Matt Damon.


apparently the line forms behind Hairy.

[Viking Kitten]

Ima cut that furry bitch.

[sooneron]

Ima cut that furry bitch.
heh and spek again for posting this!

[sanantoniosooner]

when I was coming out of anesthetic yesterday after the gallbladder surgery.:O
did they shave half your belly or the whole thing?

[OU4LIFE]

oh no she dint

[proud gonzo]

Remember the time you were arguing about who got to **** Matt Damon? I was definitely ****ing Matt Damon.

[mdklatt]

A couple of years ago I decided that if there's ever a movie about my life, I wanted Matt Damon to play me. This didn't make me regret that decision at all.

Is Sarah Silverman really ****ing Matt Damon??

[proud gonzo]

considering he's married and has a kid, i doubt he'd announce it on national tv if he actually WAS ****ing sarah silverman :P

[mdklatt]

considering he's married and has a kid, i doubt he'd announce it on national tv if he actually WAS ****ing sarah silverman :P

Yeah, but we're talking about Hollywood. I'm pretty sure finding out your spouse is ****ing somebody else on national TV is one of the top justifications given in divorce filings. :D

[proud gonzo]

you have totally spoiled the spirit of this thread. Thank you very much mr. poopyhead. :mad:

[mdklatt]

you have totally spoiled the spirit of this thread. Thank you very much mr. poopyhead. :mad:

:les: I WASN'T BEING POLITICAL!

[proud gonzo]

BUT YOU WERE BEING A POOPYHEAD! [hairGel]

[mdklatt]

BUT YOU WERE BEING A POOPYHEAD! [hairGel]

Well, yeah. That's what I do. :cool:

[proud gonzo]

Then you should be in the "I'm being a poopyhead" thread, not the "I'm ****ing matt damon" thread ;)

[mdklatt]

Then you should be in the "I'm being a poopyhead" thread, not the "I'm ****ing matt damon" thread ;)

There should really be an entire folder for that.

[OU4LIFE]

There should really be an entire folder for that.


for ****ing Matt Damon?

I agree.

a lot.

[proud gonzo]

dibs for moderator

[ChickSoonerFan]

Where is the line for Ben Affleck?

[OU4LIFE]

there's not one.

the guy has three times as much forehead as a normal human.

[ChickSoonerFan]

there's not one.

the guy has three times as much forehead as a normal human.

That shouldn't get in the way.

[mdklatt]

Ben Affleck is pretty. Guys should not be pretty.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Ben Affleck is pretty. Guys should not be pretty.

Is that YOUR criteria?


;)

[proud gonzo]

Ben Affleck is pretty.hahahahahaha

[mdklatt]

Is that YOUR criteria?


;)

Simple logic tells us that girls who like girly-looking men are actually attracted to girls.

:pop: :hot: :texan:

[Beef]

Simple logic tells us that girls who like girly-looking men are actually attracted to girls.

:pop: :hot: :texan:
So girly-looking men have better shots at threesome's?

[KC//CRIMSON]

This is why she's ****ing Matt Damon or vice versa. You get the picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk

[mdklatt]

So girly-looking men have better shots at threesome's?

Them and dudes with a million bucks.

[soonerbrat]

Or maybe we both just want to **** Matt Damon.


IN

[Sooner_Bob]

This is why she's ****ing Matt Damon or vice versa. You get the picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk


Was that legit or a put on?

[soonerbrat]

legit. that's why he's ****ing jimmy's girlfriend.

[soonerbrat]

speaking of Matt Damon...if you haven't seen his impression of Matthew McConaughey, here ya go. YWIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw

[Collier11]

speaking of Matt Damon...if you haven't seen his impression of Matthew McConaughey, here ya go. YWIA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw


Thats why he is the best actor(or atleast top 5) these days, he can take on any role brilliantly, even Mcconagay!

[Sooner_Bob]

Jimmy hits back (http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=c36992a9-07ce-46a8-9841-e3b3736ce77b) :D

[Collier11]

I saw it earlier on EBAUMS, it is great!

[colleyvillesooner]

awesome

[dolemitesooner]

Thats ****ing awesome

[BigRedJed]

Heh.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080225/285.affleck.kimmel.022508.jpg

[Collier11]

thats the first Great Film that Affleck has acted in in quite a while

[soonerbrat]

O
M
G

I don't think you're supposed to laugh that loud at work.

[Jimminy Crimson]

That was much better than the Academy Awards.

[Fraggle145]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

I am so late on this. Glad I didn't start another thread.

"Like they're in prison. . ."

[proud gonzo]

HAH! that was awesome

[supabuff]

My wife thinks that's hilarious.

She has also informed me she wishes she was "****ing Matt Damon". :O
mine 2

[bestj]

im laughing so hard lol

[ChickSoonerFan]

SEE!!!!!!! I knew there would be a line for Ben.

Only I thought it would be a line of girls. Not boys.

[Sooner_Bob]

SEE!!!!!!! I knew there would be a line for Ben.

Only I thought it would be a line of girls. But not Jennifer Garner.

I agree.

[StoopTroup]

I don't have time to review every post...

What is this all about?

[Collier11]

I don't have time to review every post...

What is this all about?

go to youtube and DL these two videos,

im f**king matt damon

im f**king ben affleck, it is a running joke by jimmy kimmel and Sara silverman...Hilarious! Watch the MD one first

[soonerbrat]

I don't have time to review every post...

What is this all about?



VK is ****ing Matt Damon and she's really excited about it.