historical accounts of Jesus

[royalfan5]

Do you think it was hard to get access to them after the resurrection? I could see the bank teller being skeptical when he came in three days later to make a withdrawal.

[Miko]

I thougth the Romans had frozen His accounts but the Sanhedren had already siphoned off the earthly treasures.

That's what I heard, anyway.

[Frozen Sooner]

Do you think it was hard to get access to them after the resurrection? I could see the bank teller being skeptical when he came in three days later to make a withdrawal.

Well, on the one hand, we wouldn't know about it unless someone had dropped off a death certificate, so no issue.

On the other hand, he probably wouldn't have had a lot in there, so we'd have probably service feed his account to Bolivian.

[Miko]

Well, on the one hand, we wouldn't know about it unless someone had dropped off a death certificate, so no issue.

On the other hand, he probably wouldn't have had a lot in there, so we'd have probably service feed his account to Bolivian.

Yeah, but this was before Capital One and the atm card wasn't invented until the dark ages.

And I don't know about there not being much in there. I have been told that JESUS SAVES!:eek:

[OKLA21FAN]

I heard a rumor that he was sending mass spam emails targeting mostly wimins to send him a small portion of the money in his account on order to clear up some 'bank fees', and that he would split the entire amount of the account with said wimins.

not sure it is working out too well for him though

[yermom]

that creep can roll, man

[colleyvillesooner]

Pretty sure calling Jesus a "creep" punches your ticket to hell.

Good luck with all that...

[Osce0la]

Pretty sure calling Jesus a "creep" punches your ticket to hell.

Good luck with all that...
what about 'weirdo'?

what the hell am I doing here anyway? I don't belong here...

:O

[MextheBulldog]

Pretty sure calling Jesus a "creep" punches your ticket to hell.

Good luck with all that...

Now now, JC's been called much worse. WWJD?

[yermom]

Pretty sure calling Jesus a "creep" punches your ticket to hell.

Good luck with all that...

just look at him:

http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/nov/14/53426_orig__5btmbar_5d_20jesus_20yo_yo.gif

[Frozen Sooner]

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You ate of the apple
Your sin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
You know I am special
And you're also special

But I'm a creep
I'm messiah
Born without the sin of lust
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to save your soul
Cast away your sinner's body
Let me take control

I want you devoted
I'll be back around
You know I am special
And you're also special

But I'm a creep
I'm messiah
Born without the sin of lust
I don't belong here

[JohnnyMack]

just look at him:

http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/nov/14/53426_orig__5btmbar_5d_20jesus_20yo_yo.gif

Pwnt.

[Osce0la]

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You ate of the apple
Your sin makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
You know I am special
And you're also special

But I'm a creep
I'm messiah
Born without the sin of lust
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts
I want to save your soul
Cast away your sinner's body
Let me take control

I want you devoted
I'll be back around
You know I am special
And you're also special

But I'm a creep
I'm messiah
Born without the sin of lust
I don't belong here
quite possibly the greatest post I have ever read...

[Frozen Sooner]

:D

Thanks. Believe it or not, I tried to keep that respectful. :)

[Widescreen]

Well, Jesus' personal banker was Judas Iscariot and you know what happened to him. I suspect a lot of information was lost at the end of the noose.

[OKLA21FAN]

Well, Jesus' personal banker was Judas Iscariot and you know what happened to him. I suspect a lot of information was lost at the end of the noose.

i heard Judas was involved in Enron too!

[Widescreen]

He's definitely on the naughty list.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I heard that he appointed these guys (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KW3aEimWW10) as his new messengers.

[PhilTLL]

Pretty sure calling Jesus a "creep" punches your ticket to hell.

Good luck with all that...

Bloody touchy omnipotent-benevolent being, ain't it?

[tommieharris91]

that creep can roll, man

YOU DO NOT **** WITH THE JESUS!!!!