A simple request

[sanantoniosooner]

would the mod that takes issue with me so often drop me a private line?

thanks

[Mjcpr]

What'd you do now?

:D

[sanantoniosooner]

all I have to do is post.

That is offensive in itself.

[1stTimeCaller]

these threads always end on a good note

[sanantoniosooner]

It will be deleted before it "end" on any note.

[sooner_born_1960]

what makes you think I'm a mod?

;)

[1stTimeCaller]

it's probably a mod that hates jorts and loves wrist tattoos.

[TopDaugIn2000]

would the mod that takes issue with me so often drop me a private line?

thanks


you have a PEEEM



oh wait, I"m not a mod...

[achiro]

Didn't you have another thread like this not to long ago?

[sanantoniosooner]

Didn't you have another thread like this not to long ago?
Oh.....I'd say that I get several deleted each week that seem to make no sense when you look at the material that stays on the board.

[achiro]

Oh.....I'd say that I get several deleted each week that seem to make no sense when you look at the material that stays on the board.
Oh, I see what you are saying. Maybe you just don't click "submit reply" right.:D

[OUDoc]

Oh.....I'd say that I get several deleted each week that seem to make no sense when you look at the material that stays on the board.
Making friends left and right, aren't we? ;)

[sanantoniosooner]

Just establishing a reference point.........since the actual rules of the board aren't the issue.;)

[frankensooner]

This should be a pole, I could list all of the members individually and then they could check themself off if they find you offensive.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

how many times do i get to vote?

[sanantoniosooner]

nah.......the members don't wield the power.

[frankensooner]

That is like saying my poles aren't important, take it back! ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

my member in particular

[sooner_born_1960]

member? Are we talking about circumcision again?

[sanantoniosooner]

now y'all did it.

I can't even have a thread of my own these days ;)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

member? Are we talking about circumcision again?

post reported

[frankensooner]

Don't cut into my pole.

[sanantoniosooner]

Well.....I have to leave, and one of 3 things will happen in my absence.

1. the useless value of this thread will increase from 98% to 99%

2. it will join the other thread in the abyss

3. someone will step forward with a legitimate explanation of the goings-on

I almost kept a straight face typing number 3.

[OU4LIFE]

I haven't decided whether to contact you in private or just let you continue to dangle.

I might decide later.

[frankensooner]

They just hate your Lee Jorts.

[SoonerTerry]

I didn't catch the thread that was tossed into the abyss.. dammet

[NormanPride]

Mods, if he promises candy, don't take it. It's BITTER, EVIL CANDY. :(

[Hamhock]

would the mod that takes issue with me so often drop me a private line?

thanks

i've decided to ban you instead. enjoy the vacation.

[Sooner_Havok]

i've decided to ban you instead. enjoy the vacation.

Is that possible?

[critical_phil]

i was once banned for starting a Gordon Ramsay thread.

[Sooner_Havok]

i was once banned for starting a Gordon Ramsay thread.

Seems innocent enough

Gordon Ramsay (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98846&highlight=Gordon+Ramsay)

but if you got a baining, you probably deserved it! :D

[Mjcpr]

i was once banned for starting a Gordon Ramsay thread.

The hell you say? This is the first I've heard of it.

[Sooner_Havok]

The hell you say? This is the first I've heard of it.

where have you been?

[sooner_born_1960]

The hell you say? This is the first I've heard of it.
lol. I was once banned for reading a Gordon Ramsay thread. lol

[LoyalFan]

Well, I spend a fair amount of time with SAS here in San Antonio and, other than his disgusting habit of referring to fishing line as "string", I find little fault with him.
You see, gentle South Ovalists and Ovulators, the term "string" used in re fishing line is anathema to we, the serious bassers of the world. It is, in truth, the bane of our existence, next to lake lice (See: Jetskiers and Ski boats.)
Hmmmm...yeah, BANE HIM!

LoyalFan
Devoted, and occasionally successful, bass fisherman.

[critical_phil]

The hell you say? This is the first I've heard of it.



i'll shut up about it when i get an apology....which will be the same day i mail in my check to become a sponsor again.

[sanantoniosooner]

this is still here?

hilarious.

[Sooner_Havok]

this is still here?

hilarious.

Why not, threads that make no sense stay, didn't you get the memo?

[MamaMia]

Oh.....I'd say that I get several deleted each week that seem to make no sense when you look at the material that stays on the board.
Then what you need is a mod who's a lawyer. :P

[Sooner_Havok]

Then what you need is a mod who's a lawyer. :P

Or just start posting gibberish :D

[MamaMia]

Or just start posting gibberish :D Well, in that case he will need a coach. I volunteer. :D

[Sooner_Havok]

Yeah, you are a bit better at it then I am, 1,673 posts, and only ~1,000 are off topic.

[MamaMia]

Yeah, you are a bit better at it then I am, 1,673 posts, and only ~1,000 are off topic. Thats nothing. I start threads that are off topic. :O

[Sooner_Havok]

Thats nothing. I start threads that are off topic. :O

I am trying, hope I don't get bained for bad copycat threads :eek:

[jk the sooner fan]

i'll shut up about it when i get an apology....which will be the same day i mail in my check to become a sponsor again.

I'M PRETTY SURE WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO DONATE $25 BUCKS

GAH

[Mongo]

I just wanted to post in this thread

[sanantoniosooner]

This is a great thread.

Much better than discussing humorous stuff like things your parent should have done differently.

[critical_phil]

I'M PRETTY SURE WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO DONATE $25 BUCKS

GAH



call me ahmed kabba.

[OUinFLA]

c_p is ahmed kabba




I aim to please.

[CatfishSooner]

Good thread ???

[SoonerGirl06]

LOL. I just wante to chime in. LOL

[sanantoniosooner]

It must be.

They delete the bad ones

[Curly Bill]

Good thread ???

I think so, I'm getting a bit of a kick out of it.

...and now I too have posted in this thread. :D

[Sooner_Havok]

I think so, I'm getting a bit of a kick out of it.

...and now I too have posted in this thread. :D


Your life is now complete

[Curly Bill]

Your life is now complete

Then why do I feel so empty inside?

[OCUDad]

LEAVE SAS ALONE!!!
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3536/crockerinbritneyclipaw4.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

I'M PEOPLE TOO!!

[Sooner_Havok]

I'M PEOPLE TOO!!

I OBJECT!

[Curly Bill]

I'M PEOPLE TOO!!

...and dog gone it, people like me.

[OCUDad]

...and dog gone it, people like me.OK, this thread was believable right up to that last post.

[Curly Bill]

OK, this thread was believable right up to that last post.

Hey, I'm trying to make the guy feel better. ;)

[OCUDad]

That's called "feeding his fantasy." Stop it right now before it spirals out of control.

Oh, wait...

[OUAndy1807]

could this thread get interesting please?

[sanantoniosooner]

could this thread get interesting please?
the second it does......it's history.

[SoonerTerry]

Wanna hear a story bout my old gaffer?

[Sooner_Havok]

Anyone ever hear about this Gordan Ramsey guy, I have been watching his show on BBC America.

[1stTimeCaller]

I think George Lucas is a punk for changing who shoots first with Han Solo and the other guy in the remakes. And Wayne Coyne is a great singer.

that is all

[tommieharris91]

What the **** is this and why the **** did it get stickied?

[Sooner_Havok]

Holy hell, it did get stickied, you hear that SAS, you won!

[yermom]

:confused:

[SoonerTerry]

ne1 wanna buy a cheap cello?










couldn't resist.. teh debil made me do it

[Sooner_Havok]

GREATEST STICKY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

[1stTimeCaller]

ne1 wanna buy a cheap cello?










couldn't resist.. teh debil made me do it

wait a minute, is SAS the same guy that bought his kid a cheap cello? What an sASS

[CatfishSooner]

This whole thread sucka !!!!

[Sooner_Havok]

Hey, your back

[SoonerTerry]

wait a minute, is SAS the same guy that bought his kid a cheap cello? What an sASS

I hear he goes for the deep discounted jewelry as well;)

[Sooner_Havok]

I hear he goes for the cracker jack jewelry as well;)

fixed ;)

[HskrGrl]

LEAVE SAS ALONE!!!
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3536/crockerinbritneyclipaw4.jpg

Is having at least 1 post deleted a requirement to be able to post in this thread? I had a thread deleted once because it had pictures of this guy/girl/it in it. :O

[Sooner_Havok]

Is having at least 1 post deleted a requirement to be able to post in this thread? I had a thread deleted once because it had pictures of this guy/girl/it in it. :O

Nope, this thread is open to the masses, well, the masses minus Rus anyways :D

[critical_phil]

Anyone ever hear about this Gordan Ramsey guy, I have been watching his show on BBC America.


i was once banned for starting a Gordon Ramsey thread.

[SoonerTerry]

i was once banned for starting a Gordon Ramsey thread.

I read that thread..

It made me wanna kick myself in the nertz

[Sooner_Havok]

i was once banned for starting a Gordon Ramsey thread.

Oh yeah, never knew that









Were did Rus Jr. go

[SoonerTerry]

phishin?

[critical_phil]

I read that thread..

It made me wanna kick myself in the nertz


no, you didn't read that thread.


thanks to Mongo, 3/4 of the posts in that thread were deleted after it was merged with the hell's kitchen thread.

[Sooner_Havok]

no, you didn't read that thread.


thanks to Mongo, 3/4 of the posts in that thread were deleted after it was merged with the hell's kitchen thread.


Wish we had the missing 3/4

[critical_phil]

Wish we had the missing 3/4


yeah, me too.

cause it was ****ing allsome.

[Sooner_Havok]

If it got you baned, I bet it was

[Sooner_Havok]

THE BOARD DOES SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING WITHOUT RUS AROUND!!!!















but civility ain't it :D

[1stTimeCaller]

i was once banned for starting a Gordon Ramsey thread.
He gave my cousin a kidney once. God Bless him.

[Sooner_Bob]

all I have to do is post.

That is offensive in itself.

I'm offended that you're offended.

[OU4LIFE]

I'm offended that you're doubly offended

[sanantoniosooner]

Since this is officially cool, as opposed to regular posts about real life and all......

I'd like some hypothetical advice for a hypothetical situation.

Let's pick some innocent scenario, like a message board. Now imagine, for a moment, that you post on that board. The board has a set of rules, but those rules don't apply to you. You get your own set of random rules that change without notice or explanation. And there is a double secret individual, with whom you are not allowed to have contact that enforces, and probably even invents said rules. You are allowed to inquire, but you don't get anywhere with it.

So you ignore it. And it happens again. And again. And again.

So you inquire again. And nothing comes of it. So you ask the question openly. This amuses the people so they sticky it.

Now as I see this hypothetical, it could head several directions.
1-somebody could step forward, assist in working things out and everybody goes on there way.
2-somebody could pull a gdc and go psycho on the board until permaban
3-somebody could pull a Helander and go start his own Hollis board
4-???
5-???

What are the other options in this hypothetical situation?

[sanantoniosooner]

How about, realizing this is entertainment not real life. Oh, and maybe that this is not a democracy.
It doesn't have to be a democracy. It should make some sense though.

It's easy to hide behind that "It's not a democracy thing". It saves having to give a reasonable explanation for why someone uses this place as a personal playground for screwing with someone else.

What recourse does someone have?

BTW......I do appreciate that someone's (hypothetical) entertainment is to jump out of the bushes and yell boo every once in a while.

[OU4LIFE]

well, I DO view it as my own personal playground to screw with people.

I don't get where this is going. Should I stop screwing with people?

Do I need to call in BSG to fix this?

[sanantoniosooner]

well, I DO view it as my own personal playground to screw with people.

I don't get where this is going. Should I stop screwing with people?

Do I need to call in BSG to fix this?
the difference is that you, and all regular posters, have to do it openly.

[Sooner_Bob]

If I kept having to deal with something like this I'd probably find a new place to post or just take a break.

[sanantoniosooner]

If I kept having to deal with something like this I'd probably find a new place to post or just take a break.
I agree.

How much of a break is enough? I've reduced my posting by about 80% and I've gone weeks without posting before.

It's a shame that I would have to give up a community of good people simply because one individual likes to play mindgames anonymously.

[Hamhock]

i've had 3 posts and a thread deleted in the last week. just because they said p & bj. i don't know who did it. i've seen much more objectionable material left.

can i join in your thread?

[Hamhock]

a community of good people

bwahahahahahaha....

[sanantoniosooner]

i've had 3 posts and a thread deleted in the last week. just because they said p & bj. i don't know who did it. i've seen much more objectionable material left.

can i join in your thread?
do what you want. I'm sure it will help out a lot.:rolleyes:

[OUDoc]

What recourse does someone have?


Roshambo to the death with the mod of your choosing. It's in the by-laws.

[Sooner_Bob]

I agree.

How much of a break is enough?


I guess until this sorta thing either no longer bothers you or you don't miss posting on here. I was a part of another site as a moderator for years and finally got fed up with stuff and slowly stopped participating on the site. It's been over a year since I last visited the place and I haven't missed it one bit.





I've reduced my posting by about 80% and I've gone weeks without posting before.

It's a shame that I would have to give up a community of good people simply because one individual likes to play mindgames anonymously.


I understand what you're saying. There was a time on here when I made an effort to not get caught up in stuff because it was doing nothing but eating at me. I've finally started to just ignore "it" and move on.

Things have gotten much better for me.

I guess for whatever it appears that someone enjoys playing with you and its even more enjoyable when you do something like start this thread (i.e. the sticky).

To me that's trademark sf.com . . . just one big 'ol pit of innerweb fun and games.

[Hamhock]

do what you want. I'm sure it will help out a lot.:rolleyes:


after much consideration, i've decided a couldn't care less.

[OU4LIFE]

the difference is that you, and all regular posters, have to do it openly.

are you calling me a regular poster?

do I need to ask you to step outside?


In all honesty, I know where you are coming from. I think all of the regulars have been there at one point or another. I used to post on here quit a lot, along with Howzit, DC and a bunch of others that are now seldom users. It just got to the point where it just wasn't fun anymore...so no I just check in from time to time.

I miss the good old days.

now about you and me....let's go pal.

[1stTimeCaller]

just remember that if you were planning on voting, this place is not a democracy.

[OU4LIFE]

I suppose you and I could have an epic battle and each get a few days off...if it helps your sanity.

dooshbag.

[OU4LIFE]

just remember that if you were planning on voting, this place is not a democracy.

is it a cheerocracy?

[Hamhock]

just remember that if you were planning on voting, this place is not a democracy.


your presence on here is living proof of that.

[OU4LIFE]

I suppose you and I could have an epic battle and each get a few days off...if it helps your sanity.

dooshbag.

if we do this, let's keep it on the DL....so as not to raise suspicions.

[SoonerTerry]

My son (5 years old) asked me what the star wars guy was doin to the transformer....









I told him they were tryin to play leapfrog, but the starwars guy cant jump very well.

[Sooner_Bob]

are you calling me a regular poster?

do I need to ask you to step outside?


In all honesty, I know where you are coming from. I think all of the regulars have been there at one point or another. I used to post on here quit a lot, along with Howzit, DC and a bunch of others that are now seldom users. It just got to the point where it just wasn't fun anymore...so no I just check in from time to time.

I miss the good old days.

now about you and me....let's go pal.


Anyone else got that Judds song stuck in their head now?

Grandpa, tell me 'bout the good old days
Sometimes it feels like this world's gone crazy
And Grandpa, take me back to yesterday
When the line between right and wrong
Didn't seem so hazy

[OU4LIFE]

only you freaky country music people.

[Sooner_Bob]

you can call me freaky, but I draw the line at being remotely associated with country music.

oh wait.

[sanantoniosooner]

bwahahahahahaha....
I don't know what your involvement is around here, but this is mine.

I've had lunch with about 20 different people from this site.
I've had business transactions with people from this site.
I've given and received serious opinions on life issues with people from this site.
I've given and received serious input on business issues with people from this site.
I've prayed with and been prayed for by people from this site.
I have had people from this site go out of their way to assist my family in a time of need.
And I have been to a few tailgates.

This may not be a community of good people to you, but it has been for me.

Otherwise, the decision would be easy on how to handle this.

[OU4LIFE]

TISSUE!

[Mongo]

I just wanted to post in this thread again

[soonerbrat]

I just wanted to post in this thread because Mongo posted in it.

[Howzit]

I don't know what your involvement is around here, but this is mine.

I've had lunch with about 20 different people from this site.
I've had business transactions with people from this site.
I've given and received serious opinions on life issues with people from this site.
I've given and received serious input on business issues with people from this site.
I've prayed with and been prayed for by people from this site.
I have had people from this site go out of their way to assist my family in a time of need.
And I have been to a few tailgates.

This may not be a community of good people to you, but it has been for me.

Otherwise, the decision would be easy on how to handle this.

Oh yeah? Well, I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcarrie,
From from Hachapie to Tonopah.

[Mongo]

I just wanted to post in this thread because Mongo posted in it.

I am not a role model

[soonerbrat]

you're not? dangit. can I take it back?

[Mongo]

no, it is already out there

[soonerbrat]

just my luck.

[NormanPride]

I think it was my candy warning that kept the mods away. I can imagine them in their little moddy playground hidden to us mortals, saying "Gee, I'm sure glad that NormanPride guy warned me about SAS's candy. It sure looked delicious."

I bet that's what they're doing.

[frankensooner]

I quit posting in this thread because Mongo was posting in it.

[MamaMia]

Oh yeah? Well, I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcarrie,
From from Hachapie to Tonopah.
But you've never been to you.

[Hamhock]

I don't know what your involvement is around here, but this is mine.

I've had lunch with about 20 different people from this site.
I've had business transactions with people from this site.
I've given and received serious opinions on life issues with people from this site.
I've given and received serious input on business issues with people from this site.
I've prayed with and been prayed for by people from this site.
I have had people from this site go out of their way to assist my family in a time of need.
And I have been to a few tailgates.

This may not be a community of good people to you, but it has been for me.

Otherwise, the decision would be easy on how to handle this.

pssst...the "bwahahaha" about the "community of good people" was sarcasm.

This bored means a lot to me. After all, 1TC gave me a kidney.

[achiro]

. After all, 1TC gave me a kidney.
Wait a minute! He gave me one too... :eek:

[OCUDad]

And me...

[frankensooner]

All he did was pee on my floor and drink all my beer. You guys are lucky.

[Hamhock]

i think he got some from zeus.

[1stTimeCaller]

Zeus is a very nice man.

[KABOOKIE]

Zeus is a very nice man.


I called Zeus Deebo once.

[achiro]

Zues the pool shark?

[olevetonahill]

Have I posted in this thread yet ?:confused:

[OUDoc]

All he did was pee on my floor and drink all my beer. You guys are lucky.
Just be glad he can pee at all, since he gave away so many kidneys.
You insensitive bastard.:mad:

[r5TPsooner]

IBTL

[CatfishSooner]

it's snowin/...

[OCUDad]

Just be glad he can pee at all, since he gave away so many kidneys.
You insensitive bastard.:mad:The reason he could pee so much was because he had so many extra kidneys. And you call yourself a doctor.

[Oldnslo]

GROUP HUG!!!!1!!11!!1

[Hamhock]

the couch thread lives.

travesty....injustice...

[KABOOKIE]

So who's all on the bane list?

Howzit.

Mjcpr.

USMC.

[Sooner_Bob]

Just checkin' in . . .

since mongo and brat did.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'll sweeten the pot a little.

If the mod(s) that is/are obsessed with my posts will have a reasonable private discussion with me, I will log out and not post under any name for 3 months.

If they will do it in an open forum I will log out and not post under any name for 6 months.

[OU4LIFE]

not sweet enough.

[Hamhock]

I'll sweeten the pot a little.

If the mod(s) that is/are obsessed with my posts will have a reasonable private discussion with me, I will log out and not post under any name for 3 months.

If they will do it in an open forum I will log out and not post under any name for 6 months.


here I am.

[MamaMia]

GROUP HUG!!!!1!!11!!1Only if CatfishSooner takes a shower. :P

[colleyvillesooner]

So who's all on the bane list?

Howzit.

Mjcpr.

USMC.

Mongo

1TC

[Frozen Sooner]

the couch thread lives.

travesty....injustice...

Thanks for pointing it out. It's gone.

If you see something that you think is over the line, you're welcome to PM me so I can review it. Contrary to appearances, I don't read or post in every thread on the SO.

[MamaMia]

I move that after a thread gets deleted, a copy be made available for a moderate fee for the benefit of those who may have missed it but would like to read it just for funnsies. :P

[colleyvillesooner]

That'll happen the day after the flood control goes back to normal and we get the iphone icon. ;)

[Sooner_Bob]

Like in a Thread Wasteland . . .

[Frozen Sooner]

Like in a Thread Wasteland . . .

We could call it the "Baba O'Reilly" forum.

[OU4LIFE]

my bane button isn't working for some reason...

[Frozen Sooner]

my bane button isn't working for some reason...

Try just jabbing your finger at their avatar and yelling "BANE BANE BANE BANE."

It doesn't work, but it always helps me relieve stress.

[OU4LIFE]

I'm not in love with your tone.

[Frozen Sooner]

Jabs finger at OU4LIFE's avatar

BANE BANE BANE BANE

[Mongo]

what the heck is going on here

[NormanPride]

Jabs finger at OU4LIFE's avatar

BANE BANE BANE BANE

This makes me giggle.

[OU4LIFE]

Jabs finger at OU4LIFE's avatar

BANE BANE BANE BANE

you know you're only baning Howzit when you do that. ;)

[JohnnyMack]

This whole ****ing thing is 1tc's fault.

Moran.

[KABOOKIE]

This whole ****ing thing is 1tc's fault.

Moran.



JohnnyMack has just earned a week off.

:D

[Frozen Sooner]

jabs finger

BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE

[Mongo]

I didnt drop the soap, yet Mjcpr kept trying to slap it out of my hands

[proud gonzo]

The board has a set of rules, but those rules don't apply to you. You get your own set of random rules that change without notice or explanation. And there is a double secret individual, with whom you are not allowed to have contact that enforces, and probably even invents said rules. You are allowed to inquire, but you don't get anywhere with it.does that seem a little convoluted to anyone else? seeing as there's no proof that this explanation is an accurate one, i say Occam's razor.


I'll sweeten the pot a little.

If the mod(s) that is/are obsessed with my posts will have a reasonable private discussion with me, I will log out and not post under any name for 3 months.

If they will do it in an open forum I will log out and not post under any name for 6 months.
ok, if there's somebody who dislikes you and has the power to mess with you, they can just ban you if they don't want you posting. Or even simpler, they could just put you on ignore. So I doubt this is really going to tempt anyone.

[sooner_born_1960]

Oh, I'm tempted alright.

[JohnnyMack]

:D

I think I'm allowed to call him a moran.

I know I'm allowed to call you a moran. The Mods encourage it in fact. I get pm's all teh time.