monumental moments in parenting

[Mongo]

I recieved my first shot to the testicles by my son. It was a flailing heel drop that caught both of them square and true. it even caused a little nausea

[OUDoc]

Experienced fathers ALWAYS protect the 'nads.

Welcome to the club!

[frankensooner]

For some reason my son waited until this year to take a full shot at my junk. He is five and has quite a punch.

[OCUDad]

The kid must have pretty good aim to hit something so small...

[frankensooner]

The kid must have pretty good aim to hit something so small...
You are talking about Mongo, right? ;)

[OCUDad]

Uh, yeah. Danged flood control. :rolleyes:

[Mongo]

The kid must have pretty good aim to hit something so small...


you need to get a leash on that gossipy wife of yours

[OCUDad]

Just goin' by what Mrs. Mongo told me.

[Sooner_Bob]

Watch out for your nephews if you have any . . . they'll take a shot at them on occasion as well.

[dolemitesooner]

Watch out for herds of antelope too

[bluedogok]

Watch out for your nephews if you have any . . . they'll take a shot at them on occasion as well.
I can attest to that as well :eek:

[IB4OU2]

The kid must have pretty good aim to hit something so small...

Aim small, hit small.

[critical_phil]

http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKyONSvhI/AAAAAAAAAv4/ITlXR5AXkKc/s400/1012.jpg

[Hot Rod]

Just wait until your sitting down and he jumps onto you unexpectedly and his knee makes the contact.

[1stTimeCaller]

this reminds me of the time my step-nephew ran up and drop-kicked me in the beans.

His mom was all lol!!! but I didn't think there was anything to lol about. I wanted to throat punch her and her spawn.

I was sick at my stomach for 2 hours.

[critical_phil]

this reminds me of the time my step-nephew ran up and drop-kicked me in the beans.

His mom was all lol!!! but I didn't think there was anything to lol about. I wanted to throat punch her and her spawn.

I was sick at my stomach for 2 hours.


lol.


my ex-wife kicked me square in the yam bag after she was served for contempt of court.

i was standing on my front porch at the time. as it turns out, they didn't hurt nearly as bad as when i got epididymitis from messing with her nasty cooch. lol.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

lol.


my ex-wife kicked me square in the yam bag after she was served for contempt of court.

i was standing on my front porch at the time. as it turns out, they didn't hurt nearly as bad as when i got epididymitis from messing with her nasty cooch. lol.

lol

my ex girlfriend kneed me in the sack after she blamed me for giving her genital warts.

Turned out we never messed around.lol

[HskrGrl]

lol.

That's funny c_p. I gave birth to a 9 pound baby without any meds. I can look back and lol about it now but at the time it hurt more than a little kick to the balls. :P

[frankensooner]

lol, One time when I was at band camp, a flutist hit me square in the junk with her flute. lol. true story.

[TopDaugIn2000]

better than a tuba

[critical_phil]

lol.

That's funny c_p. I gave birth to a 9 pound baby without any meds. I can look back and lol about it now but at the time it hurt more than a little kick to the balls. :P


yeah, lol.


there's nothing funnier than epididymitis. lol.

[JohnnyMack]

You're such a slut.

[Curly Bill]

lol, One time when I was at band camp, a flutist hit me square in the junk with her flute. lol. true story.

She had a flute? :eek:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

yeah, lol.


there's nothing funnier than epididymitis. lol.


true lol.

'cept a midget with epididymitis. lol

[TopDaugIn2000]

cept a lesbian midget with epididymitis. lol


I had a lesbian midget in a wheel chair hit on me at the wendy's in the student one time. no ****. lol

[HskrGrl]

yeah, lol.


there's nothing funnier than epididymitis. lol.

I'm sorry. I missed your last sentence. If I had read it I would have lol. But still, you are funny guy in a lol sort of way. :D

[frankensooner]

lol that is so funny I used to be a lesbian midget. It got better. lol.

[TopDaugIn2000]

lol that is so funny I used to be a lesbian midget. It got better. lol.

lol

in a wheelchair?

ever eat (at) wendy's? LOL

[SoonerGirl06]

LOL. I remember the time I had a patient that refused to let me insert a catheter because he was afraid I'd laugh at the size of his penis. When he said that, I couldn't help but LOL.

[jeremy885]

LOL. Did you continue to LOL when actually showed it?

[SoonerGirl06]

LOL! I did. I couldn't help but *snicker*snort* and LOL.





LOL. It was in turtle mode. LOL

[jeremy885]

LOL, did it go something like this? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

[ChickSoonerFan]

are you guys all high?

[SoonerGirl06]

LOL, did it go something like this? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

LOL. Yeah, it did. LOL. 'Cept think of the George character as an 70 y/o man. LOL

[r5TPsooner]

I recieved my first shot to the testicles by my son. It was a flailing heel drop that caught both of them square and true. it even caused a little nausea


Just one of many to come... trust me.

BTW, daughters seem to hit in that area harder than sons do.

[jeremy885]

are you guys all high?

lol YES lol. What was the question again?

[1stTimeCaller]

lol, pass the cheetos lol

[TopDaugIn2000]

lol, I LOVE cheetos.

only the crunchy kind though, lol

[Tailwind]

lol and the orange fingers lol

[TopDaugIn2000]

lol and the orange....nevermind lol

[Tailwind]

lol

[stoopified]

My son head-butts me in the stomach.

[Mongo]

both testicles are fine today, thanks for your concern

[JohnnyMack]

both testicles are fine today, thanks for your concern

Glad to hear you and 1tc are doing well.