she gives a mean haircut,

[Mongo]

but her pits smell of Nachos Bell Grandes.

nasty woman wif some rank BO gave me a great haircut at the local Super Cuts. Every time she swung that brisket of an arm towards my face, a wafting of nastiness came across my nose.

I kept breathing out the side of my mouth to avoid the stank, and she questioned me why I was doing that. I blamed it on all the loose hairs tickling my face. I didnt want to tell her the truth cause I saw that she was in the process of doing a damn fine hair cut

[1stTimeCaller]

that's :hot:

[KABOOKIE]

Was she prepping you for a vasectomy?

[soonerboomer93]

the nice looking young lady i get my hair cut from at supercuts when i'm home always rubs her mellons against my head

'cause i'm a nice tipper

[OKC-SLC]

why do you hate Messicans?

[soonerboomer93]

cause messicans hate him

[frankensooner]

Admit it, you would have loved it, if it were man-funk! ;)

[Mongo]

i'll probably go back to her cause of her work, but I'll wipe some vick's vapor rub in my nostrils beforehand

[IB4OU2]

It's never a good idea to tell someone they stink while they're holding scissors close to your person.

[soonerbrat]

there are other people that smell better that can cut hair.

[frankensooner]

My BIL has a shop in Muskogee and he usually smells pretty good. (or so I have been told by my sis)

[Mongo]

there are other people that smell better that can cut hair.

who? I will pay no more than 12 buck for it either

[soonerbrat]

even at supercuts there's probably someone that doesn't stink.

[85Sooner]

WHY DO YOU HATE BRISKET?

[KABOOKIE]

the wal-marts of hair care

[Mongo]

what is the Target of hair care? I should go there

[Sooner_Bob]

It's usually a toss up between the BO and the cigarette breath.

Woooo . . . dawgies one whiff and you're out.

[KABOOKIE]

It's the place down the street ran by 2 guys named Ethan and Serge.

[frankensooner]

If you are cheap and want a great haircut by someone who doesn't stink like bad b.o., let me recommend Heritage Hair Establishment at 3016 N. Pennyslvania right next to the 3020 club. I think they charge 6 or 7 bucks a cut and they are a hoot. If you want to call - 525-2556, but you can just walk in. ywia (oh, and it is wimmins cuttin hair, in an old-fashioned barbershop)

but take it with a grain of salt cause here is my noggin:

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z178/fastnap/1bald.jpg

[IB4OU2]

I recommend the "Eye Candy" hair salon for men at 47th and South Harvard in Tulsa.

[OUDoc]

who? I will pay no more than 12 buck for it either
I pay $16 and have for 10 years. And she smells pretty.

[IB4OU2]

I pay $16 and have for 10 years. And she smells pretty.

With or without tip?

[OUDoc]

With or without tip?
Without a tip, mine or hers.

[IB4OU2]

Without a tip, mine or hers.

yours....