SOONER STEAKER
1/22/2008, 09:15 PM
A man goes to the supermarket and notices this good looking blonde waving at him.
She says Hello. He's rather taken back becasue he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you knw me?' To which she replies, "Your the father of one of my kids!"
Now his mind travels back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your sons school teacher. :eek:
She says Hello. He's rather taken back becasue he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you knw me?' To which she replies, "Your the father of one of my kids!"
Now his mind travels back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your sons school teacher. :eek: