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TheHumanAlphabet
1/18/2008, 03:11 PM
The female jailer is giving out seks... (http://www.newsok.com/article/3194347/)

They have her pic on the front page. Check out the dude's neck tatoo.

crawfish
1/18/2008, 03:13 PM
I'm gonna have to see a pic first...

jeremy885
1/18/2008, 03:14 PM
That's one way to get people to respect your authority.

Rhino
1/18/2008, 03:16 PM
http://www.thelostogle.com/2008/01/17/what-the-hell-is-going-in-our-county-jails/

Curly Bill
1/18/2008, 03:17 PM
Well...it was New Years Eve. ;)

crawfish
1/18/2008, 03:20 PM
Heh. She's got a picture on her Myspace page captioned "I'm famous, bitch".

Little did she know. :D

jeremy885
1/18/2008, 03:20 PM
Assistant District Attorney Mike Loeffler said the official charge is "forcible sodomy," because an inmate cannot legally consent to sexual relations.

How many prison rapes (M on M) do you think they actually prosecute in OK? Seems like a waste of taxpayer money, so just fire her.

OUDoc
1/18/2008, 03:23 PM
Great. A convict doing better than I am. :mad:

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/18/2008, 03:37 PM
Her Myspace also says she met a really sexy guy she hopes to have a future with.

TheHumanAlphabet
1/18/2008, 03:48 PM
I think the issue is along the lines of what they call it in Texas as "Official Repression". Officially, the inmate didn't have the authority to say no even if he wouldn't have had in the first place...

KABOOKIE
1/18/2008, 04:26 PM
In a written statement given to officers, Pelley indicated she already had regained her senses and was sitting on the side of the cell bed when a dispatcher came in, and Pelley said she left with the dispatcher, the affidavit said.

Thank goodnes for Editiors....


In a written statement given to officers, Pelley indicated she was gagging on the inmate's **** and jiggling his ***** when a dispatcher came in and yelled, "TAG TEAM OFF THE ROPE!"

SleestakSooner
1/18/2008, 06:38 PM
OK on her MySpace page she lists Ashlee Simpson as one of her heroes... No wonder! She certainly has a good tongue for the job judging from her pic though!

tulsaoilerfan
1/18/2008, 07:16 PM
I bet she gets about 10K friend requests in the next day or two. :)