Name our baby if it's a girl pole

[Harry Beanbag]

Against my better judgement, here it is. Boy pole to follow.

[sooner_born_1960]

What exactly is the spirit of the previous 5?

[OCUDad]

Assuming "SicEm" is not an option, then "Devon" it is.

[Mongo]

Mercedes

[OCUDad]

"Mercedes Beanbag" has a nice ring to it.

[Harry Beanbag]

What exactly is the spirit of the previous 5?

Fresh and interesting but not too over the top or retarded like Assman or Mercedes. :)

[Mongo]

"Mercedes Beanbag" has a nice ring to it.

I just spouted off a stripper name that was funny, putting it together makes it hilarious:D


if you dont like Devon, go with Chesapeake. They are another big natural gas company

[proud gonzo]

not Asspen or Reeces Pieces

[SOONER STEAKER]

My two favorites are: Ima Beanbag, Yura Beanbag

[TUSooner]

You're Polish?

[SOONER STEAKER]

No, just trying to be funny.

[Harry Beanbag]

You're Polish?


No, but I'm not sure about the father. ;)

[Harry Beanbag]

My two favorites are: Ima Beanbag, Yura Beanbag


Those are the middle names. Ima for a boy and Yura for a girl. ;)

[Whet]

in the spirit of the other 5:
Gunnison
Pursuit
Preston
Gabrielle
Priscilla

[soonerbrat]

you're not serious are you?

[Harry Beanbag]

you're not serious are you?


Me? Are they that bad?

[Harry Beanbag]

in the spirit of the other 5:
Gunnison--for a girl?
Pursuit--wtf?
Preston--for a girl? close friend's boy's name
Gabrielle--relative's name
Priscilla--we don't want a princess
.

[FirstandGoal]

Are these even seriously girl names?


If I got a prescription for a child with any of these first names, I would automatically assume I was filling for a male child and put it in the computer that way.

[Harry Beanbag]

Are these even seriously girl names?


If I got a prescription for a child with any of these first names, I would automatically assume I was filling for a male child and put it in the computer that way.


You know what happens when you assume things.

Just in case you have forgotten, these are potential names for MY child, not yours. If you don't like them, don't vote.

I guess I should have gone with my better judgement. :(

[Howzit]

How about Carrie Beanbag?

It's not in the same spirit but it makes me snicker.

[r5TPsooner]

Chase is one of my boys name.

[Howzit]

Anita Beanbag

[Harry Beanbag]

Anita Beanbag


Sorry, we're not naming it after you. :)

[JPNSKER]

Ivana Beanbag?

[reevie]

How about Piper?

[Harry Beanbag]

How about Piper?


I actually brought that one up to the wife, she thought it was okay but not as good as the others.

[Whet]

Originally Posted by Whet
in the spirit of the other 5:
Gunnison--for a girl?
Pursuit--wtf?
Preston--for a girl? close friend's boy's name
Gabrielle--relative's name
Priscilla--we don't want a princess


Well, you said in thte spirit of the others, so in the spirit of dumb humor:
Gunnison = town in Colorado = Apsen
Chase = Pursuit
Preston = village in England = Devon
Gabrielle = Gabirelle Reece = Reece (I was reaching)
Priscilla = Elvis = Presley

Whatever the name you decide, look at the initials to ensure they don't spell anything that would be detrimental.....

[GottaHavePride]

Chase and Devon are pornstar names, if you ask me.

[Harry Beanbag]

Well, you said in thte spirit of the others, so in the spirit of dumb humor:
Gunnison = town in Colorado = Apsen
Chase = Pursuit
Preston = village in England = Devon
Gabrielle = Gabirelle Reece = Reece (I was reaching)
Priscilla = Elvis = Presley

Whatever the name you decide, look at the initials to ensure they don't spell anything that would be detrimental.....


Ah, I get it now. Sorry, I'm kind of slow tonight. American Idol is on the TV in the other room and my brain cells are dying. :)

Yeah, I've been trying to look at all the angles to see where future elementary school ridicule might occur. pg brought up one I hadn't thought of with Asspen, and that's a good one.

[Harry Beanbag]

Chase and Devon are pornstar names, if you ask me.

Heh. Is that better or worse than a stripper name?

[silverwheels]

Jennifer Dillon

(I doubt anyone gets the reference)

[GottaHavePride]

Heh. Is that better or worse than a stripper name?

Heh.

[FirstandGoal]

You know what happens when you assume things.

Just in case you have forgotten, these are potential names for MY child, not yours. If you don't like them, don't vote.

I guess I should have gone with my better judgement. :(



Awww, I really didn't mean to offend, but for all of those names, I know boys, not girls who have them. Okay.... I don't know any Aspens, but for all of the rest, I know boys by those names.

I grew up with a girl that had a boy's name and she absolutely hated it.

[proud gonzo]

Devon's the name of a punk i went to school with in 2nd grade. He was the son of my kindergarten teacher.

[proud gonzo]

I just want to say it one more time: ASSpen

[SicEmBaylor]

Name her Reagan.

[Harry Beanbag]

Name her Reagan.


I tried, wife wouldn't go for it.

[Harry Beanbag]

I just want to say it one more time: ASSpen


Yes, that is a rather egregious overlook on my part. :O

[SicEmBaylor]

My sister is named after a plantation in Natchez. My mother wanted to name any and all daughters she had after her favorite homes.

You could go with that.

[FirstandGoal]

What about naming her after your favorite dead president?

[Harry Beanbag]

What about naming her after your favorite dead president?


Try to keep up, this has already been covered.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2190806&postcount=37

[SoonerInKCMO]

Write in if it follows the spirit of the previous 5.

I've known women with each of those five names. Actually, I've known five women that used those names as their stage names. So, in that spirit, I want to suggest: Alexis

[FirstandGoal]

Try to keep up, this has already been covered.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2190806&postcount=37


beaten to the punch by SicEm


.... I'm blaming the cold meds and wine :D

[soonerbrat]

Chase and Devon are pornstar names, if you ask me.


also 2 buildings in downtown OKC.

[critical_phil]

F R O S T O N

[goingoneight]

Beyonce

[Soonerus]

You have to decide, you are the parent...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

OK Harry, here are 5 Polish girl's names for you:

Ania
Basia
Klementyna
Valeska
Zuzanna

Gobble 'em up.

[SicEmBaylor]

You have to decide, you are the father...

Fixed.

[proud gonzo]

OK Harry, here are 5 Polish girl's names for you:

Ania
Basia
Klementyna
Valeska
Zuzanna

Gobble 'em up.I'd like to point out your unfortunate word choice in that last sentence, in terms of the discussion.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I'd like to point out your unfortunate word choice in that last sentence, in terms of the discussion.I sorta thought IT WOULD BE YOU to say something like that.

[proud gonzo]

hey, I don't judge. I just wanted to make sure you were aware :P

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

hey, I don't judge. I just wanted to make sure you were aware :PSo judge. Spell it out.

[proud gonzo]

I-T O-U-T

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I-T O-U-TGood jorb, chica.

[SicEmBaylor]

Someone is going to have to spell it out for me. I can't figure out what's wrong with gobble 'em up.

[tommieharris91]

Whatever happened to naming people fairly normal English names like John, Tom, Will, Sarah, Liz, etc.? Why do people name their kids Taylor and Cooper these days, whether they come out with a dick or a twat? I have a cousin that is a few days old named McAllister. I had to ask whether the baby was a guy or gal.

[/rant]

[SicEmBaylor]

Whatever happened to naming people fairly normal English names like John, Tom, Will, Sarah, Liz, etc.? Why do people name their kids Taylor and Cooper these days, whether they come out with a dick or a twat? I have a cousin that is a few days old named McAllister. I had to ask whether the baby was a guy or gal.

[/rant]
Personally, I hate people with weird names.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Whatever happened to naming people fairly normal English names like John, Tom, Will, Sarah, Liz, etc.? Why do people name their kids Taylor and Cooper these days, whether they come out with a dick or a twat? I have a cousin that is a few days old named McAllister. I had to ask whether the baby was a guy or gal.

[/rant]The deal, nowadays, apparently, is use last names for first names. Who woulda guessed there would be so many people running around named "Jordan", or Cody, or Ryan, fergodssakes.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Rushnie

[Harry Beanbag]

Damn, some of you people are crusty and old fashioned.

[olevetonahill]

Damn, some of you people are crusty and old fashioned.
Ok heres the Dealeo
IF its a GURL and has a Pole It Aint !
Justbsayin

[olevetonahill]

Against my better judgement, here it is. Boy pole to follow.
BOY Pole allways Follow Gurl !
confucias say

[1stTimeCaller]

have you thought about Scottina?

[TUSooner]

Damn, some of you people are crusty and old fashioned.

That's me!!
I honestly think all those names are reaching for...what are they reaching for? You kids!!

I will give credit for Aspen, but only because My daughter met a very nice girl named Aspen when we were in Katrina exile in OKC. Aspen is therefore OK.

Chase - I know a man and his grandson named Chase, actually Chase was the nickname of GP "Charles," the GS is actually named Chase. Chase Bank, Salmon P Chase. Too Manly

Devon - Will people say DEVin or deVON? But not too bad.

Reece - as in Witherspoon and peanut butter and the guy who does CFB on ESPN.

Presley - Ugh, ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Write in if it follows the spirit of the previous 5. What is the "spirit" of the first 5? At least these are a little bit better than Trenisha and Shoniqua.


OK this post is crabby, and I should maybe be negged at least to Costa Rica or Guatemala for it, but you started it.

[olevetonahill]

That's me!!
I honestly think all those names are reaching for...what are they reaching for? You kids!!

I will give credit for Aspen, but only because My daughter met a very nice girl named Aspen when we were in Katrina exile in OKC. Aspen is therefore OK.

Chase - I know a man and his grandson named Chase, actually Chase was the nickname of GP "Charles," the GS is actually named Chase. Chase Bank, Salmon P Chase. Too Manly

Devon - Will people say DEVin or deVON? But not too bad.

Reece - as in Witherspoon and peanut butter and the guy who does CFB on ESPN.

Presley - Ugh, ELVIS ELVIS ELVIS Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Write in if it follows the spirit of the previous 5. What is the "spirit" of the first 5? At least these are a little bit better than Trenisha and Shoniqua.


OK this post is crabby, and I should maybe be negged at least to Costa Rica or Guatemala for it, but you started it.
Name her Tequila

[SoonerBorn68]

Harriette Beanbag.

It took 4 pages people! I'm disappointed.

[Mjcpr]

Is she going to be black or something?

[soonerbrat]

Whatever happened to naming people fairly normal English names like John, Tom, Will, Sarah, Liz, etc.? Why do people name their kids Taylor and Cooper these days, whether they come out with a dick or a twat? I have a cousin that is a few days old named McAllister. I had to ask whether the baby was a guy or gal.

[/rant]



it started in the movie "Splash" when the mermaid wanted her name to be Madison.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Harriette Beanbag.

It took 4 pages people! I'm disappointed.Dude, that's his wife. The baby COULD be a junior, though...

[crawfish]

Deathstick </norm>

Or is that not funny anymore? :O

[AMSooner]

Please don't give your kids weird names. I have a weird name and it sucks. I have to spell it and explain it 40 times a day.

Aspen may be "cute" for a little girl, but eventually she's going to be a 33 year old woman. She will not think it's "cute" then, trust me.

[sooneron]

Trixie

[Mongo]

Seven

[sooneron]

My sister is named after a plantation in Natchez. My mother wanted to name any and all daughters she had after her favorite homes.

You could go with that.
Breakers?

[BillyBall]

it started in the movie "Splash" when the mermaid wanted her name to be Madison.

I blame most of the **** wrong nowadays on Darryl Hannah...

[sooneron]

FYI- the wife and I NEVER told anyone what we were considering for names. Too many people immediately have an opinion. As in PG's post, she knew a Devon and hated him. YOu will think of that every time you say the kid's name.
To that...

I just keep hearing people asking her the following question- "How's your Aspen?"

[GottaHavePride]

Someone is going to have to spell it out for me. I can't figure out what's wrong with gobble 'em up.

Deer lourde, am I going to have to explain this?

Thanks a lot, you turds.

Check yo' spek.

[Viking Kitten]

it started in the movie "Splash" when the mermaid wanted her name to be Madison.

My guess is the whole "last name as a first name" thing was traditionally common to WASPy types and southern aristocrats. The thing is, they were using actual family names. Practices among upper crusty types always eventually trickle down to the masses and become ubiquitous. Only now, people are just making stuff up.

Put me in the crotchedy old person camp on this along with TU. I like traditional names, or names that truly reflect one's heritage.

HB, you did ask for our opinion, so I'm gonna give it to you. Aspen sounds like someone's idea for a soap opera character gone horribly awry. Chase and Devon, as already indicated, porn actresses. Not even porn stars. B-Listers.

Reece I could live with, mainly because I think Reece Witherspoon is cute. Presley... meh.

[frankensooner]

Those are great oil and gas company names. I like old names like Beryl or Emma.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

My guess is the whole "last name as a first name" thing was traditionally common to WASPy types and southern aristocrats. The thing is, they were using actual family names. Practices among upper crusty types always eventually trickle down to the masses and become ubiquitous. Only now, people are just making stuff up.

Put me in the crotchedy old person camp on this along with TU. I like traditional names, or names that truly reflect one's heritage.

HB, you did ask for our opinion, so I'm gonna give it to you. Aspen sounds like someone's idea for a soap opera character gone horribly awry. Chase and Devon, as already indicated, porn actresses. Not even porn stars. B-Listers.

Reece I could live with, mainly because I think Reece Witherspoon is cute. Presley... meh.Pretty much!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Those are great oil and gas company names. I like old names like Beryl or Emma.Aspen Oil Co., Presley Drill Bit Mfg. Co. Ltd.,...Ah, fergitaboutit.

[IB4OU2]

I'm old fashioned too-

Mary Ann
Elizabeth
Jessica
Erica
Paige

Give a girl a girls name.

[soonerbrat]

Those are great oil and gas company names. I like old names like Beryl or Emma.



Devon is already an oil & gas company name.

aspen - my friends had a schnauzer named aspen
chase - it's a bank
Reece - the lesser of all evils on this list
presley - lisa marie married michael jackson.

[Mongo]

I am glad i didnt put the names of my boys up, yall are harsh:D

[soonerbrat]

I went with traditional names for my kids. Patrick & Jacqueline

[frankensooner]

When I hear Presley, a mountain jamobree comes to mind. Yeah, and bumper stickers. ;)

Name you kid whatever you want. Just remember when they are teenagers they will hate you for it no matter what you name them. ;)

[Mongo]

I disliked my name for the longest. People would misspell it and pronounce it wrong. now it is a quite popular name. So the times may change and the name could become quite popular

[M]

Just name her "M" and call it good.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

If we had another girl(which the surgeon said I won't have anymore) I would want to name her Natalie

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I'd go for Kjirsten. I love the sound of the name and I like the traditional Scandanavian spelling. However, Mrs. THA does not like it, so if we shuld ever have a girl, as much as THA wants, she wouldn't be named Kjirsten. Mrs THA says why do you want to name her Ka-jeer-sten? I disagree heartily, but this is one I won't win...;)

[IB4OU2]

Just name her "M" and call it good.

M good? Sounds like a Campbell soup commercial.

[M]

M good? Sounds like a Campbell soup commercial.


Well, I am M'mmm M'mmm Good! ;)

[sooneron]

Well, I am M'mmm M'mmm Good! ;)
:hot:


:pop:

[Viking Kitten]

Only on the SO can we turn a baby names thread into Smutfest '08. YAY South Oval! :P

[M]

Only on the SO can we turn a baby names thread into Smutfest '08. YAY South Oval! :P

I never let you down, do I VK? ;)

[tommieharris91]

Only on the SO can we turn a baby names thread into Smutfest '08. YAY South Oval! :P

It all started with the names Chase and Devon.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

How did it take so long to get there? Notice also that it took a woman to start the slide...

[Harry Beanbag]

Wow, I feel like I just got a spanking after reading this.

The thing is, the middle names are already picked out for both a boy and a girl. They are old traditional names that come from each of our families. We didn't want to have both first and middle names in that category and make the kid sound like a senior citizen. And frankly, traditional names are boring. The wife and I both hate our names, our parents apparently didn't put much thought into them and just went with what was popular at the time. Believe me, we've probably overanalyzed this name thing for about 8 months now with many names that you guys would probably think were more appropriate disqualified for a mulitude of reasons.

Of course we also don't want the girl to sound like a porn queen either, but you guys all have dirty minds so I should have expected the connection to be made. :)

But you heartless bastards have helped some. The points about Aspen were well taken and that is now out. Maybe we'll rethink and come up with some more, maybe we won't, I'm not sure.

The point of this thread wasn't for you guys to name our kid, I think we can handle it. We're just getting excited and I wanted to share and use you guys as a sounding board to see what you thought. You didn't hurt my feelings or anything, and I appreciate the frank (very ****ing frank :)) discussion. But I do think that some of you should broaden your horizons just a little.

[dolemitesooner]

butters

[Harry Beanbag]

FYI- the wife and I NEVER told anyone what we were considering for names. Too many people immediately have an opinion. As in PG's post, she knew a Devon and hated him. YOu will think of that every time you say the kid's name.
To that...

I just keep hearing people asking her the following question- "How's your Aspen?"


From my initial post I knew I would regret doing it, but figured what the hell, it's not going to hurt anything.

No, I'm pretty sure I won't think about pg hating some dude. We have however ruled out some good names because of people we've disliked in the past.

I actually think it's humorous that some people seem to be this upset about what I'm naming my child. :)

[Harry Beanbag]

Trixie


We're going for porn names here, not hooker names. :texan:

[Harry Beanbag]

Is she going to be black or something?


I hope not.

[dolemitesooner]

butters
COME ON MAN

YOU COULD CALL HER ALL KINDS OF NICK NAMES TOO LIKE

bUTT
bUTT HOLE
pECAN (BUTTER PECAN)
MAGGIE(MARGERIN - BUTTER)
CRISCO
CONTRY KETTLE

[dolemitesooner]

vAGIRILLA

vAGINA+CINDERELLA =

VAGIRILLA

[proud gonzo]

hey, i wasn't saying you can't name your kid Devon. I was just telling you why i didn't vote for it ;)

[dolemitesooner]

<3

[StoopTroup]

Hillary - girl
Bill - boy
Hillbilly - either gender

YWIA :D

[dolemitesooner]

Fingercuffs?

[Fraggle145]

I like the name Alexis or Roxanne. I like names with x's.

:hot:

[Fraggle145]

There is no Dana, ONLY ZOOL.

http://www.ectozone.com/images/weaver.JPG

http://www.ghostbustershq.com/egons/terrordo.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

There is no Dana, ONLY ZOOL.

http://www.ectozone.com/images/weaver.JPG

http://www.ghostbustershq.com/egons/terrordo.jpg
I wacked it to dana a few times.

[MamaMia]

Considering the fact that that 3 out of my 4 of little granddaughters have last names for first names, I get a bit confused about names these days. Before I vote, and just so I understand; these are names for girls, no? :confused:

Aspen
Chase
Devon
Reece
Presley
Write in if it follows the spirit of the previous 5.

[NormanPride]

Taco Meat

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Considering the fact that that 3 out of my 4 of little granddaughters have last names for first names, I get a bit confused about names these days. Before I vote, and just so I understand; these are names for girls, no? :confused:

Aspen
Chase
Devon
Reece
Presley
Write in if it follows the spirit of the previous 5.You could go with Smith, Johnson, Jones and maybe Gomez.

[olevetonahill]

vAGIRILLA

vAGINA+CINDERELLA =

VAGIRILLA
Get it Right Doleo
It should be Vetarina :D
what I win ?

[Frozen Sooner]

Closed per request.

Be nice folks.