My grocery list

[1stTimeCaller]

Do I need anything else?

Chips
3# hamburger meat
Leggos
Syrup
Cheese
7 Up
Dr Pepper
Dog food
Italian dressing
Chicken breast
Popcorn
4 Gallons of water

[Howzit]

Better get more Prolex DH Liquid.

[Mongo]

you make enough money that you dont need to eat dog food out there

[1stTimeCaller]

no refills :(

[1stTimeCaller]

you make enough money that you dont need to eat dog food out there

my dog hasn't had a job in 5 years. Possibly not even the last 10. She's a lazy bitch.

[frankensooner]

You forgot the oreos and milk.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissants..have at least 2 boxes in my fridge at all times

[Howzit]

no refills :(

You just point at sky and yell "Hey look, an interstellar war!" and when the pharmacist looks up nab some.

Works every time.

[crawfish]

Pffft. That's no grocery list. Ours are two pages long...

[1stTimeCaller]

I'll only be out here for a week or two.

Just for that, I'm gonna buy some crawdads. And then I'm gonna eat them. And then I'll poop the crawdads out.

[OUDoc]

Where's the beer?
N00b.

[1stTimeCaller]

it's in the fridge. I've got some really good Prolex DH cough syrup so I don't think I'll need many beers!!

[Miko]

Ja git mah cheeze whiz, boy??

[Miko]

Coffee! Must have coffee.


















Lots.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Ja git mah cheeze whiz, boy??

spek for one of the greatest lines in movie history along with " Get him a body bag! YEAHHH!"

[ChickSoonerFan]

what are leggos?

like leggo my eggo?

[frankensooner]

I think he is talking bout http://www.lego.com/en-US/default.aspx. It gives him supmtin to do when he isn't postin here or looking for ceiling cat.

[Chuck Bao]

I made up a grocery list yesterday and sent the boys downstairs to go get it. The bill came back US$400. They had added four bottles of Johnnie Walker to the list. And, I gave them a bottle for the initiative.

So, did you forget the whiskey?

[Hot Rod]

Dude, as cold as it could get, I'd be getting me some fixins to make some chicken and dumplings.

[Chuck Bao]

Dude, as cold as it could get, I'd be getting me some fixins to make some chicken and dumplings.

That's easy for the bachelor. My version involves a can of Cambell's chicken and mushroom soup and some flour and a table spoon of vegetable oil to make the drop in dough. Keeping fresh chicken or boiling it is too much trouble.

Did I mention the whiskey?

[frankensooner]

I also don't see "Ellis Tamales" on the list.

[SoonerTerry]

I'd pick up some of that Panda.. I hear its right good eatin

[C&CDean]

I'd pick up a wench to cook that gruel up.

[1stTimeCaller]

what are leggos?

like leggo my eggo?

you are correct.

Smart, pretty and nice!!!

[soonerbrat]

she's not nice. she has you fooled!

[ChickSoonerFan]

Right, but the smart and pretty make up for the lack of niceness.

[ChickSoonerFan]

OK, I'm kidding kidding kidding, I am very nice.

Less on the smart and pretty. But the niceness makes up for the lack of the other two.

And I am humble.

[IB4OU2]

you are correct.

Smart, pretty and nice!!!

No Leggo's are little toy snap on blocks...right? and he eats them.

[soonerbrat]

OK, I'm kidding kidding kidding, I am very nice.

Less on the smart and pretty. But the niceness makes up for the lack of the other two.

And I am humble.


don't let her fool you....she's very smart and very pretty. and very nice. and fun.

[Howzit]

You forgot 'has a strong sense of feng shui.'

[soonerbrat]

i wouldn't know about her feng shui skills.

[ChickSoonerFan]

aawww...you guys are embarrassing me now. stop it.




go on....


;)

[soonerbrat]

Chickie is one of the funnest people I know. and funny. and persuasive. she can get seemingly unwilling people to sing karaoke like you wouldn't believe

[Jimminy Crimson]

heh

[soonerbrat]

she can also make people that say "there's no way i'm getting on the dance floor" dance

[ChickSoonerFan]

It's a gift. It's true. I can make people who say they will NEVER sing, sing.

Convincing people to dance is more difficult.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Convincing people to dance is more difficult.

Not when I'm on the dance floor! :cool:

[usmc-sooner]

Do I need anything else?

Chips
3# hamburger meat
Leggos
Syrup
Cheese
7 Up
Dr Pepper
Dog food
Italian dressing
Chicken breast
Popcorn
4 Gallons of water


ball gags

[SoonerBorn68]

Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissants..have at least 2 boxes in my fridge at all times

Oh dear Lord those are the best evar! I discovered them in the freezer section of the local Wally Mart only last week.

Oh, and 1TC, you must be close to town if you're only getting 4 gallons of water. Out here I've been getting 9 at a time.

[rufnek05]

here's a real shopping list:
Beer
cereal
braughtworst
hot sauce
manwich mix
beer.

YW

[soonerbrat]

here's a real shopping list:
Beer
cereal
braughtworst
hot sauce
manwich mix
beer.

YW


that's "bratwurst"
trust me, I know these things.

[soonerloyal]

This list is useless without chocolate.

[phead903]

Chickie is one of the funnest people I know. and funny. and persuasive. she can get seemingly unwilling people to sing karaoke like you wouldn't believe

So can tequila shots...:D

[IB4OU2]

It's a gift. It's true. I can make people who say they will NEVER sing, sing.

Convincing people to dance is more difficult.


Interesting, Howzit makes us doot and you can make us sing. Is this a conspiracy?

[frankensooner]

Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.

[Howzit]

that's "bratwurst"
trust me, I know these things.

Ohhhohohoho...you know them a'ight.

;)

[ChickSoonerFan]

Interesting, Howzit makes us doot and you can make us sing. Is this a conspiracy?

Yes. We work as a team. Making people doot and sing. I can't make them doot, he can't make them sing, so we joined forces.

It WAS a conspiracy, until now. Since you outed us.

[IB4OU2]

Yes. We work as a team. Making people doot and sing. I can't make them doot, he can't make them sing, so we joined forces.

It WAS a conspiracy, until now. Since you outed us.

Well I'll need help with the singing part cause I can doot alot better. :)

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Do I need anything else?

Chips
3# hamburger meat
Leggos
Syrup
Cheese
7 Up
Dr Pepper
Dog food
Italian dressing
Chicken breast
Popcorn
4 Gallons of water

If its for a winter storm, you need to add lots of bread!

[TUSooner]

Dr Pepper
Dog food
Italian dressing

Supper for Wednesday?

[soonermix]

beer... you forgot the beer... there is never enough beer in one's fridge
even if it is not for you maybe your friends may want a frosty beverage when they come over for a visit.

[Fraggle145]

spek for one of the greatest lines in movie history along with " Get him a body bag! YEAHHH!"

Put in a body bag, Johnny! Yeahh!

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