"I didn't want to start an interstellar war"

[TheUnnamedSooner]

That's the response a :texan: gave when he saw a UFO and why he didn't shoot at it.

:D

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=5951538&ch=4226713&src=news

[CatfishSooner]

heh :texan:

[Soonerus]

scam...

[proud gonzo]

LOL--awesome.

[NYC Poke]

I hope I can excercise such admirable restraint after my probing.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6a/Kang_Kodos_Hitchhiking.jpg/200px-Kang_Kodos_Hitchhiking.jpg

[OKLA21FAN]

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Leave it to a Texan to think about shooting at a flying saucer...:D

[Howzit]

You people laugh all you want, but I certainly don't want interstellar war.

[SoonerTerry]

Alien 1--We traveled 80 kerzillion miles only to shot down by a redneck with a 30 30...

Alien 2-- We are so freekin fired

[SicEmBaylor]

"I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking."

[crawfish]

You people laugh all you want, but I certainly don't want interstellar war.

We've won EVERY SINGLE ONE in the movies so far, so I ain't worried.

[soonerinabilene]

We've won EVERY SINGLE ONE in the movies so far, so I ain't worried.

I doubt every crop duster pilot could make the transition to an f-18 hornet with as much ease and grace as cousin eddie.

[SicEmBaylor]

I doubt every crop duster pilot could make the transition to an f-18 hornet with as much ease and grace as cousin eddie.

Well, to be fair to Cousin Eddie, in the movie he was a former Vietnam fighter pilot. He flew F-4s not F-18s but still....

[KABOOKIE]

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/set/8839/RANDY.GIF

[SoonerTerry]

I can fly the 737.. Who has a f-18 I can take a shot at?

[OKC-SLC]

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!
heh.

[crawfish]

I doubt every crop duster pilot could make the transition to an f-18 hornet with as much ease and grace as cousin eddie.

You need to see the original scene on the DVD where, rather than being in a F-18, Eddie was flying his crop duster with a missile strapped on the top. :D

Amazing that of all the stupid crap in that movie, the stuff they pulled out was even worse.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

I can fly the 737.. Who has a f-18 I can take a shot at?

No one now, since the :texan: kept us from war!

[SoonerTerry]

DAMMET!!!!

[NYC Poke]

Leave it to a Texan to think about shooting at a flying saucer...:D


I bet we didn't get the entire story. My guess is that he was trying to hold it at gunpoint while his friend fetched a rope.

Or got the INS.

[Miko]

I bet we didn't get the entire story. My guess is that he was trying to hold it at gunpoint while his friend fetched a rope.

Or got the INS.


ins=wot


Get the rope!:texan:

[StormySooner-IN]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i57/strmchasr1406/EARF.gif

[NYC Poke]

Isn't this the same excuse he used for not bagging that 18-point buck he said he saw?

[TheUnnamedSooner]

Isn't this the same excuse he used for not bagging that 18-point buck he said he saw?

That he didn't want to start an interstellar war?

[NYC Poke]

That he didn't want to start an interstellar war?


Exactly. Why anger our future ungulate overlords?

[Miko]

Exactly. Why anger our future ungulate overlords?


I say STICK IT TO THE errrr, man?:confused:

[GrapevineSooner]

Police are warning citizens not to shoot at the aircraft. You may accidentally trigger an interstellar war.

[NYC Poke]

Great. Now all the hotheads who WANT to start an interstellar war are going to be shooting at everything that flies overhead.

[GrapevineSooner]

But is Bush staying in the Oval Office so as not to cause any panic?

[NYC Poke]

He has found their Weapon of Mass Destruction.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/d/d0/Death_Star.jpg/250px-Death_Star.jpg


"Save us Rudy Wan Giuliani. You're our only hope!"