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Curly Bill
1/14/2008, 10:56 PM
I think stadiums should rent them out. They could go get your popcorn, your beer, your nachos, and other necessary items.
goingoneight
1/14/2008, 11:46 PM
Can they tackle in the open field?
Crucifax Autumn
1/14/2008, 11:58 PM
Hell, I already have 2 house monkeys...I just sent the female one to grab me another beer.
Sco
1/15/2008, 01:33 AM
We should just hire Mack.
pott_2
1/15/2008, 01:39 AM
This thead is on message number 5 and nobody has even metioned spanking the rental.
Crucifax Autumn
1/15/2008, 01:42 AM
It's now on 6 and someone has!
tommieharris91
1/15/2008, 02:02 AM
Best idea on the football board by far.
Crucifax Autumn
1/15/2008, 02:12 AM
Best idea on the football board by far.

Other than the 247 playoff systems, fire coach ?, and "If I was calling the plays" threads anyway!
TUSooner
1/15/2008, 07:19 AM
Many posters on this board are qualified for the job.
mfosterftw
1/15/2008, 07:43 AM
Is that like a Bathroom Monkey?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r04bshRZiRc
Curly Bill
1/15/2008, 09:55 AM
Can they tackle in the open field?

Yeah, buy you gotta coach 'em up...so...? :D
85sooners
1/15/2008, 10:17 AM
can the monkeys chant OU?
Curly Bill
1/15/2008, 10:30 AM
How bout stadium monkeys in place of the horse pigs?
TheUnnamedSooner
1/15/2008, 01:47 PM
Will the monkey be able to pee for me?
swardboy
1/15/2008, 01:50 PM
Could the monkey run onto the field and pee on the ref for me?
soonermix
1/15/2008, 02:43 PM
can we bring our own bathroom monkey's from home or are we going to have to rent them from the stadium?
it would suck if we can't i have mine well trained.
Curly Bill
1/15/2008, 02:55 PM
Could the monkey run onto the field and pee on the ref for me?

that among other high jinks...the possibilities are only limited by our imaginations...and of course what the monkeys would be willing to put up with.
TheUnnamedSooner
1/15/2008, 03:05 PM
I still need to know if the monkey can pee for me. It's a deciding factor.
Curly Bill
1/15/2008, 03:06 PM
I still need to know if the monkey can pee for me. It's a deciding factor.

I'm thinking you could pee in a bottle, cup, etc...and the monkey could be trained to dispose of it for you.
TheUnnamedSooner
1/15/2008, 03:13 PM
I'm thinking you could pee in a bottle, cup, etc...and the monkey could be trained to dispose of it for you.

IN

Though, it would be nice where I didn't have to take the time to pee.

On a side note, who spanks the monkey when it is bad?
Curly Bill
1/15/2008, 03:15 PM
IN

Though, it would be nice where I didn't have to take the time to pee.

On a side note, who spanks the monkey when it is bad?

Spanking your monkey for misbehavior is up to you. ;)