things that used to be funny

[critical_phil]

1. remember 5-6 years ago whenever every comedian alive had a bit about a Starbucks being on every corner? there was even a Simpsons episode where every store in the mall was a Starbucks.

yeh, it was a lot funnier before it actually became reality - even in OKC for chrissakes.

you can't swing a dead cat in Edmond without hitting a Starbucks. now, they're building one directly across from my favorite coffee shop on south western.

this town needs an enema.

[Mongo]

2. critical_phil

[critical_phil]

fyi:

gay pr0n farks of Mongo = still funny

[usmc-sooner]

c_p making his way big time,

Edmond rich guy

[Mongo]

sending dirty text messages to c_p in hopes that his wife sees them and goes nuclear on him again= hilarious

[critical_phil]

mongo, why don't you grow tf up and quit acting like a 3rd grader.

[Mongo]

2. critical_phil

this selection would also #1 in the "people who cant take a joke" thread


I think I'll start it

[TUSooner]

Starbucks = the gheyification of America. I mean even their sizes are gayer than Dean on April Fool's Dday

[sanantoniosooner]

I think it's the second Shrek when the giant gingerbread man is attacking and all the people run out of one starbucks into another one across the street.

That was funny.

[C&CDean]

Saturday Night Live

Jim Carey

Doleo

[Mongo]

4. c&c dean's tough guy routine


wait, that still is funny

[critical_phil]

the South Oval

[OKLA21FAN]

'get er dun'

[critical_phil]

'get er dun'


ohz snap.


dean has a hard on for that moran.

[C&CDean]

I have a hard on for boy nurses and their large, ugly, Patron-drinking goateed homosexual escorts.

[Mongo]

I will fight you in the Thunderdome, I have been working on my kegals

2 men enter, one man leaves

[critical_phil]

I have a hard on for boy nurses and their large, ugly, Patron-drinking goateed homosexual escorts.


hands off, bee itch.


i do have a large, ugly, Budweiser-drinking balding homosexual escort i'm willing to loan you.

[C&CDean]

hands off, bee itch.


i do have a large, ugly, Budweiser-drinking balding homosexual escort i'm willing to loan you.

Oh, so you wanna give me urine boy? No spank you.

[Mongo]

Is that a compliment that you'd do me over 1TC?

EAT **** 1TC!!!!111!

[olevetonahill]

I have a hard on for boy nurses and their large, ugly, Patron-drinking goateed homosexual escorts.
Mongo has a Goatee ?
whod a thunk it

[OCUDad]

This thread used to be funny.

[C&CDean]

This thread used to be funny.

Don't be mad just because I'd do a goateed hermaphrodite, his boy nurse, and an incontinent imbicile before I'd do you. Bad form.

[yermom]

'get er dun'

i'm not sure it was ever that funny.

apparently the governor of Texass does though.

i couldn't believe my ears when he invoked Larry the Cable Guy at Boren's thing this week

[OCUDad]

Don't be mad just because I'd do a goateed hermaphrodite, his boy nurse, and an incontinent imbicile before I'd do you. Bad form.Well, THAT part was mildly amusing...

[GottaHavePride]

This thread used to be funny.

Heh.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

blazing saddles

[yermom]

nope, still funny

[OCUDad]

^^^^^
word.

[critical_phil]

or give me at least 3 days off.


release them within 60 minutes or i will start my childish tantrum by calling Dean Sgt. Ballsonchin.

if that doesn't work, i will start a Gordon Ramsay thread. i think we all know i'm serious about that.


over.

[HskrGrl]

IBTSticky

[Boomer.....]

:pop:

[jeremy885]

Can we just start posting inappropriate pics from 2 to 3 years ago on their user notes?

[colleyvillesooner]

what'd I miss?

[colleyvillesooner]

what'd I miss?

[jeremy885]

some mod decided to ban users for stuff posted a couple of years ago on Howzits user notes

[Frozen Sooner]

release them within 60 minutes or i will start my childish tantrum by calling Dean Sgt. Ballsonchin.


Dude, like that's a threat. I might pay to reup your sponsorship myself if you do that.

Or I might not.

[colleyvillesooner]

JMack better hope they don't check my user notes.

oh, whoops... :D

[colleyvillesooner]

Holee crap it worked!

[Mongo]

what the heck is going on here

[jeremy885]

CP

demand that they kill the weatherbug thing.

thkx

[JohnnyMack]

Is that what I got put in the hole for?

[Mongo]

i didnt know c_p had that much pull around here

[Boarder]

Things only happened after Dean received 25 private messages. That's the magic number. You're welcome.

[KABOOKIE]

some mod decided to ban users for stuff posted a couple of years ago on Howzits user notes


I need a link, clue or sumthin. WTF are user notes?

[JohnnyMack]

JMack better hope they don't check my user notes.

oh, whoops... :D

:bsmf:

[jeremy885]

I need a link, clue or sumthin. WTF are user notes?

PM Dean 25 times and he'll tell you.

[jeremy885]

I need a link, clue or sumthin. WTF are user notes?

Here you go.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/usernote.php?u=37757

[Mjcpr]

Things only happened after Dean received 25 private messages. That's the magic number. You're welcome.

Must've been from 1TC's fans since we were baned and couldn't send them.

:D

[Mongo]

Must've been from 1TC's fans since we were baned and couldn't send them.

:D

he is the lead singer of our band, they get all the sweet action

[critical_phil]

i didnt know c_p had that much pull around here


i don't, but i had an extra ****ing ten dollars laying around.


dean's cheap.

[dolemitesooner]

Saturday Night Live

Jim Carey

Doleo
**** YOU:mad:

[setem]

Blazing Saddles will always be funny!

Pogs...I know you might think there is nothing funny about them. We used to play Pogs every damn day when I was younger. What was funny about it? In the middle of the games I would get to thinking...WTF are we doing! We are taking a disk and hitting other disks to flip them over! WHAT A GAME! I would crack up laughing for no reason thinking about what a stupid game it was.

I hated playing at my friend Sean's house his mother would not let us play for keeps! BITCH!

[phead903]

Blazing Saddles will always be funny!

Pogs...I know you might think there is nothing funny about them. We used to play Pogs every damn day when I was younger. What was funny about it? In the middle of the games I would get to thinking...WTF are we doing! We are taking a disk and hitting other disks to flip them over! WHAT A GAME! I would crack up laughing for no reason thinking about what a stupid game it was.

I hated playing at my friend Sean's house his mother would not let us play for keeps! BITCH!

Wi-five!!

[SoonerGirl06]

The vagority of us agree.

[SoonerBorn68]

blazing saddles

Your Honor, the procecution rests.

[oumartin]

http://freshgear.net/gallery/rude/thumbs/rusty_trombone.jpg

[SoonerTerry]

The vagority of us agree.


we may have a queeroum

[SoonerGirl06]

LOL. That's just so like a hobosexual to say something like that. LOL

[OUstud]

Borat.

[HskrGrl]

You guys are so funny.




















SIKE!!!!

[SCOUT]

Getting older. It used to seem funny, but now....

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

family guy

[goingoneight]

family guy

It would have to be funny to begin with, right?

[SouthFortySooner]

whaaaaaaaasssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

[SoonerGirl06]

LOL. You guys are so NOT funny anymore. LOL

[VeeJay]

Steve Martin
Al Franken

[1stTimeCaller]

Robin Williams

[VeeJay]

Bill Maher

[OzarkSooner]

You might be a redneck jokes...

[SoCal]

The kid from Brooklyn Starbucks...nsfw or children - bad language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ClRW7nDxs

[frankensooner]

You know what used to be funny? my poles. they were hilarious. too bad I quit doing them.




































not.

[yermom]

whaaaaaaaasssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

hmm

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6695147256042019096

[Animal Mother]

Politics used to be funny. Now it’s just unbridled hostility. Wait a minute. If I’m watching and not on the receiving end, IT’S STILL FUNNY!!

[Harry Beanbag]

hmm

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6695147256042019096


I still think that's funny as hell. :D

[12]

Isn't is strange how so few "funny" things remain that way. I guess humor is reflective of the surrounding times. I still feel some Seinfeld episodes are funny, but many don't cut it in this time.

That said, EVERY episode of Family Matters keeps me in stitches!

Erkel... WHOOO BOY, that still carks me up.

[12]

Oh, and for the kids out there among us... Mike Tyson gave me a kidney once.

God bless 'em.

[12]

Awe... bless you BSG. A blast from the past. :)

[Blue]

Hey 12, Are you still liking Mr. Show?

Btw, Seinfeld is timeless IMO.

[12]

Heck yeah, I still like Mr. Show. My Icon is still representin', right?

MOST of Seinfeld is greatness. I didn't mean to imply otherwise. I guess it's just when Jerry holds that 8 lb. white cordless to his head... kind of throws me off a bit. :D

[Blue]

I can't tell what sketch that is...?

That show was brilliant. :D

Oh and Superbowl commercials used to be funny.

[12]

Heh... I guess nobody has known what that avatar was for all this time.

It's from the "taint" sketch, and his "Boogie Nights" pad is room "12."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYn4F65gCKo

[Blue]

Haha! Great sketch.

"These are the party days!"

[12]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/mack2.gif

Is Beano even alive any longer?

[12]

He still owes me a dollar for animating Mack's leg on the set of Hee-Haw.

[12]

Yermom will remember this one...

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/grizzley.jpg

[12]

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/cockytalk.jpg

[BudSooner]

That, is still funny.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Chlamydia

[frankensooner]

Golden Girls

Fixed (odent)

[texas bandman]

Wow man, Dave's not here.

[critical_phil]

Dude, like that's a threat. I might pay to reup your sponsorship myself if you do that.

Or I might not.


Sgt. Ballsonchin

[critical_phil]

the South Oval...

[critical_phil]

you name the time and place.


bring your ****ing sissies with you.

[sooner59]

:pop:

[critical_phil]

oh look, there's a donut....

[Leroy Lizard]

you name the time and place.


bring your ****ing sissies with you.

All of a sudden I'm not looking so bad, huh?

[critical_phil]

...a match and some propane should do the trick..............

[sooner59]

It is SO ON!!!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4137/4771125342_fb94210be3_z.jpg

[critical_phil]

ummm, whatever.


making an actual threat to you seems kind of over the top....

[Leroy Lizard]

oh look, there's a donut....

Have you seen Froze in his avatar holding the cell phone? He looks pretty mean.

[critical_phil]

we shall have a c0ck measuring contest.


not sure i'll win this one, but i shall challenge you anyway....

[sooner59]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/23/128850053340612006.jpg

[Leroy Lizard]

...a match and some propane should do the trick..............

Is all that really necessary? I saw a guy light his farts once, but he didn't use any propane.

[sooner59]

:D

[Leroy Lizard]

At this point, the novelty has worn off.

[sooner59]

Just wanted to comment in all of these threads. Done.

[Blue]

Collier?

[critical_phil]

more dyke-ier than collier...

[sooner59]

more dyke-ie than collier...

Wow, you sure? :D

[critical_phil]

there, i said it.



once funny, now just sad.



thanks chad!

[critical_phil]

well, she swung her penis around like it was HUGE.



i'm just sayin. i'm not confident, but i'm willing to make the challenge..

[critical_phil]

CrimsonandCreamForever

[stoops the eternal pimp]

CHIMIS

[Boomer.....]

Must be a box-o-wine night.

[soonerbrat]

1. remember 5-6 years ago whenever every comedian alive had a bit about a Starbucks being on every corner? there was even a Simpsons episode where every store in the mall was a Starbucks.

yeh, it was a lot funnier before it actually became reality - even in OKC for chrissakes.

you can't swing a dead cat in Edmond without hitting a Starbucks. now, they're building one directly across from my favorite coffee shop on south western.

this town needs an enema.

a coffee enema?